Coming in to some serious money.

[Platapus]

Received this via E-mail



UNITED NATIONS COMPENSATION COMMISSION (UNCC)

DIRECTORATE OF INTERNATIONAL PAYMENT AND TRANSFERS.
870 UNITED NATIONS PLAZA, 20-A
NEW YORK, NY 10017 USA
Tel: +1-315-280-5760


Attention: E-mail Beneficiary,


The United Nations Compensation Commission claims-processing exercise for 2023 have approved payments for distribution of 1.5 million successful claimants. In light of the studied intelligence reports forwarded to us by the National Treasury on all payment transaction of the UNCC Settlements and Allied matters, further discovery from the Commissions Tax Force shows that your due payment valuation of $5,500,000.00 (Five Million and Five Hundred Thousand United States Dollars) has been unjustly treated.


The Governing Council monitors the distribution of payments to claimants by the relevant governments and international authorities hence a revisit to your file requires attention for immediate treat and payment of your compensation fund to you without further delay. Please provide the listed data below for further assessment and verifications to have us commence proceedings.


* Full Names:
* Residential Address:
* Occupation:
* Mobile Number:
* Age:
* Gender:
* Alternative E-mail I.D:
* Copy of Valid I.D:


Your quick response will aid speedy treat of your file.


Sincerely yours.


António Guterres
Secretary-General
United Nations Compensation Commission (UNCC)


It came from a Gmail address from the Secretary General him self so I know it is legit.



Especially since they addressed me as "E-mail Beneficiary" The United Nations does that a lot.

[u crank]

Lucky you. Seems legit.

:D

[August]

Seems legit.

:D


Totally legit!

[Platapus]

I mean, it is not like one of those Nigerian scams. :D

[Aktungbby]

...aid in the speedy treat(ment) and payment of your fund....<poor vernacular reflects scam: should've been 'treatment'...Thank god if I'm wrong! You'll finally be able to afford a decent watch!:shucks::oops::nope:

[Rockstar]

Some people have all the luck.

[em2nought]

The guy in front of me at Chick Fil A left his receipt with a survey for a free sandwich on the counter. Cha-ching! :D

[Reece]

It came from a Gmail address from the Secretary General him self so I know it is legit. :timeout:

Yes totally legit, best fill that form out quickly and send it in! :yep:

No need to thank me for the advise! :D

[ET2SN]

Just as a reminder, Adopt A Retired Sailor is also completely legit and a great way to claim a financial loss on your taxes. :yeah:

For only $1,000.00 a month, I'll provide occasional e-mail updates on how I'm spending the money.

:rock::Kaleun_Party:

No Paypal, f### that s###. Just send cash. :D

[Sean C]

Pfft. I was recently notified that there are two very large metal trunks full of money just waiting for me at Hartsfield Airport in Atlanta, Georgia. You see, a diplomat from the U.K. who was transporting these trunks full of money was unable to pay for his yellow ticket. So, naturally, they emailed me.

I am currently arranging transportation to Atlanta. I'm sure the gentleman who sent the email will be willing to take payment for the yellow ticket from my two newly acquired trunks full of money. Simples.

:hmmm:

[Eichhörnchen]

Some people have all the luck.

:har: I was just scrolling down before adding smartly "Some people have all the luck!"

[mapuc]

!? You have to fill in all this information to get the money ?

I did nothing at all I got a text message and 3 weeks later the money was in my bank account.

Markus

[Reece]

Could I borrow some money Markus? :hmmm:

[Jimbuna]

I just contacted António and he confirms it is legit.

[Aktungbby]

...don't fergit to claim U trained at polluted Camp Lejeune USMC Base class-action suit, just to augment your pending $3.99 UNCC stipend from António....:haha:

[Commander Wallace]

Just as a reminder, Adopt A Retired Sailor is also completely legit and a great way to claim a financial loss on your taxes. :yeah:

For only $1,000.00 a month, I'll provide occasional e-mail updates on how I'm spending the money.

:rock::Kaleun_Party:

No Paypal, f### that s###. Just send cash. :D


Laughs. I was thinking the same thing. I hope Platapus remembers we are friends when he gets his money. :D


Just in case, I made a sign. :D


https://scontent.fpit1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.6435-9/118738418_4521938294543798_6605324339684176803_n.j pg?_nc_cat=105&ccb=1-7&_nc_sid=9267fe&_nc_ohc=zgW2LtjN4EcAX97HzF3&_nc_ht=scontent.fpit1-1.fna&oh=00_AfDu8KNVGWDV8Pha4Wi0k21w9IF4Hv8vqmWsVeU0wB46 aQ&oe=64173623

[Catfish]

^^ all of the above :rotfl2:
you crack me up :har:

[Commander Wallace]

^^ all of the above :rotfl2:
you crack me up :har:

Who knows, Catfish. That picture could be a case of life imitating art. At least, in my case. :haha:

[em2nought]

Can't leave this fellow out of the thread. :D

https://img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/photo/avQzoVM_460s.jpg

[Commander Wallace]

* Disclaimer *

In post # 16, I have been asked if that picture is me. It certainly is not.

A good friend of mine I ride motorcycles with sent that picture to me as I continue to build bikes. We have had many humorous conversations on my hobby. He calls it an obsession. :D

My lady agrees and says if it continues, I will be living under the porch deck with the other assorted wild life.

Like Steven Wright says, " You can't have everything in the world, where would you put it." :D

[Onkel Neal]

Received this via E-mail





It came from a Gmail address from the Secretary General him self so I know it is legit.



Especially since they addressed me as "E-mail Beneficiary" The United Nations does that a lot.


Haha, sucker, you shouldn't have posted that where we could see it! Already beat you to the punch, haha!! :arrgh!:

[Platapus]

Whaaaat? You mean you got the same E-mail? (pout)


Here I thought I was someone special :wah:

[August]

Whaaaat? You mean you got the same E-mail? (pout)


Here I thought I was someone special :wah:


No, even better he just stole yours. Be careful what you post. Someone may use it before you!

[Platapus]

Life lesson learned the hard way. :(

[August]

Life lesson learned the hard way. :(


Like someone stealing your ticket on the Titanic! :)