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Eichhörnchen
06-24-22, 04:55 AM
... super-gonorrhoea

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-10941755/Austrian-man-catches-Super-gonorrhoea-Cambodian-prostitute.html
Catfish
06-24-22, 05:34 AM
Or a cable fire in a pacemaker..
Skybird
06-24-22, 05:40 AM
Or a cable fire in a pacemaker..
:D :haha: So sometimes I want to cut open your brain to see how you're made in there.
Eichhörnchen
06-24-22, 06:54 AM
Weighing up the likely chances of catching both something nasty AND fleas, he'd probably been better off romancing a monkey - he'd have just got the fleas
Moonlight
06-24-22, 09:28 AM
It'll be in the UK soon as this government lets all sorts of infestation invade this island. :haha:
I'm also happy to announce that there have been no casualties amongst the squirrels in Fookhall Copse this last two year government Covid purge either.
The local badgers have had their fair share of encounters with the governments dastardly hitmen though, only 3 dead the last time they came, at least the hitmen died with their boots on this time, those punji stick booby traps the badgers use are bleeding deadly. :O:
Eichhörnchen
06-24-22, 04:07 PM
Re Bovine TB it's the rats, I tell you. They are naturally incontinent and have the run of the farm animals' accommodation and feeding areas. Nobody talks about the rats because they'd be impossible to eliminate. Badgers are an easy target
Jeff-Groves
06-24-22, 10:21 PM
Find a Guy into Air Guns and offer him free range to shoot your Rats!

Hell! We'll do it for free!!! It's a MAJOR pass time here in the Colonies for us Air Gunners!

I've been on HUGE chicken Farms in California where the Owners allowed Air Gunners to set up camps with campers and such just to shoot the Rats!
Eichhörnchen
06-25-22, 04:49 AM
https://i.imgur.com/ATaAPbO.jpg "A spoonful of sugar won't help you with a dose like that"
Eisenwurst
07-04-22, 12:11 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BbnvO5lundk
Platapus
07-04-22, 05:26 AM
What. Did. I. Just. Watch?


How. Am. I. Ever. Going. To. Get. This. Out. Of. My. Brain?


:doh::doh::doh:
Aktungbby
07-04-22, 11:10 AM
What. Did. I. Just. Watch?


How. Am. I. Ever. Going. To. Get. This. Out. Of. My. Brain?


:doh::doh::doh:
/\ those were the fabulous Swingin' Niblicks in concert:O:
To. Which. Of. Your. Two. Brains. R. U. Referring. To?:arrgh!:
Eichhörnchen
10-16-22, 02:08 PM
https://i.imgur.com/XE4wVPS.jpg So much fer monkeypox