View Full Version : Oscars boring? You've got to be joking!
Jimbuna
03-28-22, 01:51 PM
Seeing is believing I suppose.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=myjEoDypUD8
There are those who says its a set-up.
Markus
Onkel Neal
03-28-22, 03:47 PM
So fake.
Some fake drama to generate flagging interest in fake awards for fake people.
Onkel Neal
03-28-22, 04:04 PM
Yeah, they be having drive-by shootings soon.
Platapus
03-28-22, 04:34 PM
Looked too neat to be real.
Unfortunately, I had much more important things to do at this time.. like cutting my dog's nails.
Commander Wallace
03-28-22, 04:40 PM
Looked too neat to be real.
Unfortunately, I had much more important things to do at this time.. like cutting my dog's nails.
That's great. I couldn't find my glasses so the dog was reading the paper to me. Unfortunately, satire and humor is lost on him. :) Next up is another farce of an awards show, the Grammy's. My Dog hates rap and hip hop and informed me we aren't watching that either. The cats are none too fond of the shows as well.
les green01
03-28-22, 05:14 PM
fake or not how many men you know that slaps
Platapus
03-28-22, 05:20 PM
The first academy awards ceremony was in 1929 and lasted 15 minutes. It has been going down hill ever since then. :D
Torvald Von Mansee
03-28-22, 07:14 PM
Yeah, they be having drive-by shootings soon.
You're supposed to use a whistle, not a bull horn!!
Torvald Von Mansee
03-28-22, 07:20 PM
The Oscars have been garbage because so many times they have given the award to something which clearly had a superior competitor, for example:
The Sound of Music winning Best Picture over Doctor Zhivago
Oliver winning over 2001: A Space Odyssey
Shakespeare In Love winning over Saving Private Ryan
And the documentary category has always sucked. You can pretty much spot what is going to win by the subject matter, not how good the documentary is.
em2nought
03-28-22, 08:35 PM
Chris Rock can take a punch, but the left can't take a joke. :D
fake or not how many men you know that slaps
Well if i gave you a Marine slap or pre rainbow army slap you would have a dislocated jaw. And that would be just a slap. These are all actors that covid put straight to DVD and the country forgot about.Who cares CGI looks better anyway and it's cheaper.
fake or not how many men you know that slaps
I have watched to Hell an Back more than one time. Audie was the most decorated soldier of his time. Today i can not imagine. They have done a good job of scrubbing Audie along with Sgt.York from the local library.Along with Huck Finn,Robinson Crusoe even Old Yeller. Yes how is the new america any different than late 1930's Germany. Oh nothing against you Germans. it's a time point, a beginning to and end. America started its journey on November 4, 2008 and if there is any one left past 2022 they can write the end to America.
d@rk51d3
03-28-22, 11:19 PM
fake or not how many men you know that slaps
I thought being slapped in the face by a big willie was something else. :88)
les green01
03-28-22, 11:41 PM
I have watched to Hell an Back more than one time. Audie was the most decorated soldier of his time. Today i can not imagine. They have done a good job of scrubbing Audie along with Sgt.York from the local library.Along with Huck Finn,Robinson Crusoe even Old Yeller. Yes how is the new america any different than late 1930's Germany. Oh nothing against you Germans. it's a time point, a beginning to and end. America started its journey on November 4, 2008 and if there is any one left past 2022 they can write the end to America.
you think so first of all i been Marine slap probly more times than not even have had the bucket over my head having it bang on and having to say i Love the Marine Corp Far has Audie and Sgt York still find them at my libary Next i was bless to know a man when i was doing choirs for him or fishing or hunting with him he was there when Audie was doing all that stuff he told me the first hand accounts them all them books and movies you talk about still got them at my libary but then im in a rural area but to me you sound like the boy who cry wolf
Onkel Neal
03-29-22, 07:06 AM
You're supposed to use a whistle, not a bull horn!!
:haha: They wanted more diversity. :D
Skybird
03-29-22, 07:15 AM
Reminds of the case of Zinedine Zidane. I was with Zidane back then.
Not sure what to think of case with Will Smith now. Maybe a fake. Maybe real. If it were real, I probably would defend him. However, my problem is I cannot really stand Will Smith, and so find it difficult to think myself into his position.
No opinion on this from me, therefore.
u crank
03-29-22, 07:18 AM
Hollywood liberals seem to be a violent bunch. :D:D:D
Onkel Neal
03-29-22, 07:21 AM
Hollywood liberals seem to be a violent bunch. :D:D:D
:har:
Commander Wallace
03-29-22, 07:21 AM
Hollywood liberals seem to be a violent bunch. :D:D:D
Not nearly as bad as the Hockey hooligans in Canada, though. :D:haha:
u crank
03-29-22, 08:40 AM
Not nearly as bad as the Hockey hooligans in Canada, though. :D:haha:
Yea but it's part of our lifestyle. We have to do it. :O:
Commander Wallace
03-29-22, 08:48 AM
Yea but it's part of our lifestyle. We have to do it. :O:
Just send us ( the U.S ) your Hockey hooligan players and we won't speak of it again. :haha:
Buddahaid
03-29-22, 10:21 AM
I have watched to Hell an Back more than one time. Audie was the most decorated soldier of his time. Today i can not imagine. They have done a good job of scrubbing Audie along with Sgt.York from the local library.Along with Huck Finn,Robinson Crusoe even Old Yeller. Yes how is the new america any different than late 1930's Germany. Oh nothing against you Germans. it's a time point, a beginning to and end. America started its journey on November 4, 2008 and if there is any one left past 2022 they can write the end to America.
Well, well, well. Books can be full of all kinds of dangerous words and stuff so it's simply better to keep people uneducated. Of course, I must be a dangerous member of some intelligensia by simply owning books, even a first edition of Gone With the Wind.
You can't stop progress, but you can slow it down, and every new generation will have it's new (even if sometimes old) ideas on how the world should work. Dwelling in the past leads to stagnation but some people try pretty hard to just that.
https://www.businessinsider.com/virginia-school-board-members-call-for-books-to-be-burned-2021-11
fake or not how many men you know that slaps
:)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=60YeQtMAH0U
:har::har::har: Nothing like being bitch slapped!! :Kaleun_Thumbs_Up:
Commander Wallace
03-30-22, 07:19 AM
We had our own version of the Oscar's here not long ago. I seem to recall our own Jimbuna doing this to a poor, unsuspecting nikimcbee (https://www.subsim.com/radioroom/member.php?u=212491) in the subsim posts here. http://www.sherv.net/cm/emoticons/fighting/face-slap.gif
Even non Hockey hooligans can have their moments.
:D
Onkel Neal
03-30-22, 07:42 AM
:)
From where I come from, if you're face to face with a guy and about to fight, you slap him to get the punching started.
From where I come from, if you're face to face with a guy and about to fight, you slap him to get the punching started.
Kind of like a Texas "I dares you to step across that line" thang? :)
AVGWarhawk
03-30-22, 01:29 PM
Good thing Chris Rock did not say anything about Alec Baldwin's wife.
u crank
03-30-22, 04:02 PM
Good thing Chris Rock did not say anything about Alec Baldwin's wife.
:har:
:up:
Kptlt. Neuerburg
03-30-22, 08:10 PM
Sorry what happened I was too busy watching The Simpson's.
Aktungbby
03-30-22, 08:42 PM
Turns out: Mr Smith also slapped a Ukranian prankster on the red carpet of the Moscow premier of Men in Black III in 2012. His second offence then?:hmmm:
Commander Wallace
03-30-22, 09:10 PM
It turns out Will smith had made fun of a bald man who played in the band on the Arsenio Hall show.
Quote: The video that surfaced online showed Will Smith on the 90s talk show The Arsenio Hall Show pointing at a person with a bald head and saying, ''He gotta wax his head every morning.'' The response to his joke was not as he expected as a chorus of disapproval can be heard from the audience. Responding to the same, Smith tried to justify his remarks by saying, ''Oh, it's a joke, come on!!''
Will Smith said it was just a joke. Apparently, Will Smith is a bit of a narcissist in that no one can make fun of him or his family.
:hmmm: Hmmmm, this sounds kinda familiar.
https://www.republicworld.com/entertainment-news/hollywood-news/after-will-smith-chris-rock-altercation-video-of-actor-making-fun-of-bald-person-surfaces-articleshow.html
https://www.rollingstone.com/movies/movie-news/will-smith-arsenio-hall-john-b-williams-bald-joke-viral-clip-slap-1329729/
you think so first of all i been Marine slap probly more times than not even have had the bucket over my head having it bang on and having to say i Love the Marine Corp Far has Audie and Sgt York still find them at my libary Next i was bless to know a man when i was doing choirs for him or fishing or hunting with him he was there when Audie was doing all that stuff he told me the first hand accounts them all them books and movies you talk about still got them at my libary but then im in a rural area but to me you sound like the boy who cry wolf
Sorry there les green, I'm no boy who call's wolf, I live now in an area that was rural. It is now an expanding metropolitan area that gobbles up people and acreage and along with that comes change.And this new change, well fire up that old Ford come into the new Metropolis and see what they have in the new progressive library for yourself. And bring the old M1911 with you,there's a damn good chance you might need it to get that old Ford back home.
Live long my friend, We are cut from the same cloth just years apart.
Well, well, well. Books can be full of all kinds of dangerous words and stuff so it's simply better to keep people uneducated. Of course, I must be a dangerous member of some intelligentsia by simply owning books, even a first edition of Gone With the Wind.
You can't stop progress, but you can slow it down, and every new generation will have it's new (even if sometimes old) ideas on how the world should work. Dwelling in the past leads to stagnation but some people try pretty hard to just that.
https://www.businessinsider.com/virginia-school-board-members-call-for-books-to-be-burned-2021-11
Damn,Why do you think American politicians live in the past and want citizens to live past ? It creates stagnation and that's what the members of the intelligentsia want's isn't it? Keeping the citizen to a minimal education,Isn't that what keeps the intelligentsia in power. And they can have personal libraries full of old and new books and movies." Tom Petty quote, it's good to be King"
you think so first of all i been Marine slap probly more times than not even have had the bucket over my head having it bang on and having to say i Love the Marine Corp Far has Audie and Sgt York still find them at my libary Next i was bless to know a man when i was doing choirs for him or fishing or hunting with him he was there when Audie was doing all that stuff he told me the first hand accounts them all them books and movies you talk about still got them at my libary but then im in a rural area but to me you sound like the boy who cry wolf
Ok les,I was told by an uncle of mine there is two ways to slap a person. The open hand girl slap and the Marine slap which requires you to angle your hand so that the lower meatier part of your hand hit's with Authority.And that's the only two slaps i know.
Aktungbby
04-03-22, 12:12 PM
I'm amazed Mr Smith doesn't claim the Bruce Willis "aphasia defense"-having misfired a firearm in a scene;...or that he was still in character" from playing King Richard! Plus, he's small potatoes compared that murderous misfiring Alec Baldwin...blaming the armorer??! Kudos to Mr Rock for not pushing the matter legally...or civilly...for "pain and suffering"... :hmmm::yeah:
Jeff-Groves
04-03-22, 01:53 PM
I'm more surprised anyone gives a crap about Willie jacking Chris.
I got more important things in my life to worry about then 2 Guys playing "Bitch Slap" on a totally worthless TV event.
Aktungbby
04-07-22, 09:41 PM
https://media.timesfreepress.com/img/photos/2022/03/29/220330fpramirez5989221711.jpg :o
I'm more surprised anyone gives a crap about Willie jacking Chris.
I got more important things in my life to worry about then 2 Guys playing "Bitch Slap" on a totally worthless TV event.
LOL.:D
https://media.timesfreepress.com/img/photos/2022/03/29/220330fpramirez5989221711.jpg :o
It will die on it's own,Nobody really cares.
tmccarthy
04-09-22, 01:02 AM
https://youtu.be/Lc_kxJv8FRw
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