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Platapus
03-22-22, 04:50 PM
I finally decided to replace the crappy builder's (non)quality toilet in our main bathroom. Ours really was bad.


Naturally, The Frau wanted something modern and fancy. Why not? So I ordered one.
https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/shopping?q=tbn:ANd9GcQiKzauxqCMV2g9nJMa5H9cKuTP8Oz Z49KUvuPQmR-pLbjZb0Dd7c-oyVDJad1vVMXNqGMPJHOT3iyjIbhCaAfNFWjsSyWKO6VCnFvom ABt&usqp=CAE


Equally naturally, this was made in China because... everything is made in China these days. :)


So the directions are in Chinese transliterated into English and you know that's gonna be fun!


One of the first warnings was


"Do not install this product in damp places such as bathrooms" :doh: I guess I am supposed to install this toilet in the living room??


Another warning


"Do not use this product when you are out of your mind". I will keep that under advisement.



Finally


"Pull out the [power] plug when it thunders" This especially concerns me as often when I use the toilet there is thunder. :oops:


But in any case, the new throne works better than I imagined. Glad I got it.


Honestly, I am surprised that it does not come with an Iphone app. :D

Catfish
03-22-22, 05:19 PM
[...] Honestly, I am surprised that it does not come with an Iphone app. :D
It does. Any action taken on this throne will be made public on facebook :D

Buddahaid
03-22-22, 05:19 PM
UV sanitizer?

Aktungbby
03-22-22, 11:21 PM
a posterior spritzer to save on TP? :Kaleun_Party:

Jimbuna
03-23-22, 07:10 AM
Me thinks someone is talking a load of crap :O:

Reece
03-24-22, 05:43 AM
yeh!! just wait till the s**t hits the fan!! :o

Jimbuna
03-24-22, 09:34 AM
There are two reasons you shouldn't drink from the toilet.
Number one and number two!

Aktungbby
03-24-22, 10:36 AM
'Twixt Neal's "thunder" nomination and the above comments...:hmmm:perhaps we should open a toilet humor thread?? :shucks:https://i.redd.it/fvgy4ah68rt31.jpg

Platapus
03-24-22, 04:11 PM
Me thinks someone is talking a load of crap :O:


I am flushing with embarrassment at your comment.

ET2SN
03-24-22, 04:44 PM
'Twixt Neal's "thunder" nomination and the above comments...:hmmm:perhaps we should open a toilet humor thread?? :shucks:https://i.redd.it/fvgy4ah68rt31.jpg


What would happen when a smart toilet becomes self-aware- and doesn't like what it finds? :hmmm:

Anyone remember Colossus The Forbin Project? :o