View Full Version : Whack-A-Dick
Eichhörnchen
09-29-21, 06:03 AM
A burning beacon of hope...
https://i.imgur.com/KOsDBde.jpg
"Okay all you nutjobs, here it comes. The all new competition begins on Friday night at midnight BST (Reece you better stay up and not go to bed this time) and ends Sunday same time. No fee for entry"
Disclaimer: The usual arguments and recriminations following the scores will not be entered into by the management. If Rockstar loses again then he can take it up with the winner, Catfish
https://i.imgur.com/BAaypMa.jpg
Rockstar
09-29-21, 06:14 AM
Whack
I'll whack Joe and take my minus 10
Rockstar
09-30-21, 07:40 AM
Oh goody a race to the bottom!
Rockstar
09-30-21, 06:23 PM
Is it Friday yet?
Otto Harkaman
09-30-21, 06:35 PM
https://c.tenor.com/2J2RaeMiGrsAAAAM/bennyhill-benny.gif
Skybird
09-30-21, 07:04 PM
https://www.washingtonian.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/vet_petpeeves_social.jpg
I'll whack Joe and take my minus 10
:har:
Friday night at midnight BST
Since this is a submarine forum at heart, shouldn't we work in military time?
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/0/0a/Zulud%C3%A4nzer.jpg
:Kaleun_Wink:
Rockstar
09-30-21, 10:38 PM
I think that’s an excellent idea. Let’s put it too a vote.
All in favor for military time?
Buddahaid
09-30-21, 10:56 PM
I'm fine with that but it's the time zone that matters.
"I know ya'll ain't got a watch. 'Cas if you had a watch, you know it be night time, and night time ain't no time to be in this here ..."
Eichhörnchen
10-01-21, 03:00 AM
This contest is coming to you from inside a tree in Bollock Acher Wood, Lincolnshire, so we're running on Arboreal Time
Whack-A-Dick begins precisely 15 hours from now. Reece is not going to bed for the next 24 hours so's not to miss it... maybe you better do the same? :Kaleun_Applaud: :D
Catfish
10-01-21, 03:01 AM
I think that’s an excellent idea. Let’s put it too a vote.
All in favor for military time?
ok but then german military time?
This contest is coming to you from inside a tree in Bollock Acher Wood, Lincolnshire, so we're running on Arboreal Time
Whack-A-Dick begins precisely 15 hours from now. Reece is not going to bed for the next 24 hours so's not to miss it... maybe you better do the same? :Kaleun_Applaud: :D
Sorry to disappoint but the kids are on school holidays and we are looking after one of our grandchildren. Tomorrow we have to attend a party to celebrate a few birthdays, including mine, so not likely to win anything but will try to join in the fun! :yep:
Eichhörnchen
10-01-21, 07:01 AM
^ I'm sure you won't be able to keep your hands off your whacker for long, mate
https://i.imgur.com/jLCJfmS.jpg
"Eleven hours to go"
Seriously, do you clods understand how Zulu works? :haha:
There are NO time zones and NO such thing as day light savings. :yep:
I'm going to start playing in six hours from........NOW. If you aren't there, that's too bad. :D
Which reminds me, I need a couple of cases of RedBull and a handful of Aktungbby's West Coast Turn Arounds. :yeah:
Eichhörnchen
10-01-21, 11:00 AM
https://i.imgur.com/GkXeGsb.jpg 7 hours until whacking time
For those who are not sure about the ethics and rules of Whacking, perhaps this PSA with me, Aktungbby, and Eichhörnchen may help. :yeah:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rmoo4m7ZFXI&t=12s
Rockstar
10-01-21, 01:57 PM
Seriously, do you clods understand how Zulu works? :haha:
There are NO time zones and NO such thing as day light savings. :yep:
I'm going to start playing in six hours from........NOW. If you aren't there, that's too bad. :D
Which reminds me, I need a couple of cases of RedBull and a handful of Aktungbby's West Coast Turn Arounds. :yeah:
There are theories which say there is no distinction between past, present and future either. One of us has already won. Congratulations Catfish
There are theories which say there is no distinction between past, present and future either. One of us has already won. Congratulations Catfish
There are also minds who say that to win is to lose or to lose is to win.
I'm just in it for the body count. :up:
Well, I'm ready. :yeah:
My clipboard is prepped and my Macros are stout.
The only thing I may have mis-calculated are the Red Bulls and the cold coffee enema.. :o
Whatever. Bring on the Dicks, I say! :doh:
Man, now that I'm sitting here, ready, something's really crawling up my spine.
GGGGettttttttting haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarder 2 mmmmmmmmmooooovvbe ppreeecissssslyyy
LEAVE ME ALONE, I'M FINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WHAT'S NECKST? WHEN DOES IT SART???????
0100 Zulu I'll be ready to whack who ever need to be whacked, even myself
Markus
Eichhörnchen
10-01-21, 03:00 PM
Well, I'm ready. :yeah: WHEN DOES IT START???????
https://i.imgur.com/2j7Ng5e.jpg "Mmmm... 3 hours mate"
I just have time for a pre-emptive whack here so, WHACK!!!
Eichhörnchen
10-01-21, 04:00 PM
https://i.imgur.com/XhhUC4r.jpg 2 Hours to go...
Aktungbby
10-01-21, 05:32 PM
:Kaleun_Salivating:
https://i.imgur.com/2j7Ng5e.jpg "Mmmm... 3 hours mate"
That's a long time to hold a buzz. :k_confused:
Oh, can someone remind Aktungbby that this kicks off at midnight, LOCAL time?
:Kaleun_Thumbs_Up:
Eichhörnchen
10-01-21, 06:00 PM
https://i.imgur.com/QUiVsVU.jpg
Eichhörnchen
10-01-21, 06:03 PM
Nice one, Markus: good batting
https://i.imgur.com/kyRokWp.jpg
Nice one, Markus: good batting
https://i.imgur.com/kyRokWp.jpg
Whack
Rockstar
10-01-21, 06:07 PM
Whack
My congressman will hear of this! :k_confused:
Eichhörnchen
10-01-21, 06:12 PM
^ Sneaky... quick on the draw... you get the points after all :up:
Eichhörnchen
10-01-21, 06:14 PM
https://i.imgur.com/sTiyDq6.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/sTiyDq6.jpg
Man, that it tough. I'm going to defer. :salute:
Man, that it tough. I'm going to defer. :salute:
It's Richard Hammond. Mostly known from Jurassic Park
Markus
Eichhörnchen
10-01-21, 06:32 PM
Not Richard Hammond, I'm afraid... but you need to whack if you think he is a Richard
It's Richard Hammond. Mostly known from Jurassic Park
Markus
Um, you're forgetting something. :yep:
Something to make it a legal shot..
And, yeah, I was only 90% sure he was a Richard but couldn't recall the name of his character. That was why I passed.
BTW, Eichh, I like this new wrinkle. :up:
Eisenwurst
10-01-21, 06:44 PM
Whack...."Dickie" Attenborough...Richard to his mates.
Buddahaid
10-01-21, 06:51 PM
Apparently I don't know enough about Dicks....
Rockstar
10-01-21, 06:57 PM
I’m wacking it
Eichhörnchen
10-01-21, 08:54 PM
https://i.imgur.com/NMPS0vz.jpg
Eichhörnchen
10-02-21, 01:22 AM
https://i.imgur.com/Fnc0A7C.jpg
Aktungbby
10-02-21, 02:16 AM
whack
Eichhörnchen
10-02-21, 02:19 AM
https://i.imgur.com/0BrvPx7.jpg
Aktungbby
10-02-21, 02:39 AM
whack
Eichhörnchen
10-02-21, 03:18 AM
https://i.imgur.com/wTRiVns.jpg
Eisenwurst
10-02-21, 03:36 AM
Whack.
Eichhörnchen
10-02-21, 03:46 AM
^ Well played for five, sir
And a suggestion for everyone to note a slight mod to para 1 in 'Rools' which makes things clearer
https://i.imgur.com/BAaypMa.jpg
Eichhörnchen
10-02-21, 04:12 AM
https://i.imgur.com/TqfQNbJ.jpg
Eisenwurst
10-02-21, 04:13 AM
Whack.
Eichhörnchen
10-02-21, 05:40 AM
https://i.imgur.com/FJbIgom.jpg
Eichhörnchen
10-02-21, 06:36 AM
^ No takers for Dick Turpin? This whack is hereby cancelled and replaced with:
https://i.imgur.com/R0zDtXH.jpg
Rockstar
10-02-21, 07:02 AM
Wack
Eichhörnchen
10-02-21, 07:15 AM
https://i.imgur.com/SHrV7Wh.jpg
Rockstar
10-02-21, 07:28 AM
Wack
https://i.pinimg.com/originals/cf/f3/9c/cff39c82c01edede3ceed39c31eca8eb.gif
Eichhörnchen
10-02-21, 07:42 AM
^ :har:
https://i.imgur.com/WQLGdct.jpg
Rockstar
10-02-21, 07:49 AM
Wack, wack it good
Eichhörnchen
10-02-21, 08:13 AM
https://i.imgur.com/PGi1tC1.jpg
Eichhörnchen
10-02-21, 08:51 AM
^ No whacks for Eric Fleming? This whack is cancelled and replaced with:
https://i.imgur.com/AnhdVn0.jpg
Rockstar
10-02-21, 08:56 AM
Wackety wack wack
Rockstar
10-02-21, 09:39 AM
Foul! There is no ‘H’ in Wack, not even in Denmark.
:D
Foul! There is no ‘H’ in Wack, not even in Denmark.
:D
WACK then are you happy now. Here in Denmark it's SMAK
Markus
Eichhörnchen
10-02-21, 10:03 AM
Foul! There is no ‘H’ in Wack, not even in Denmark.
:D
https://www.subsim.com/radioroom/showpost.php?p=2518061&postcount=927
Anyway what's your beef, Rockstar... you got the points :03:
Eichhörnchen
10-02-21, 10:15 AM
https://i.imgur.com/MDSSgdH.jpg
Eichhörnchen
10-02-21, 10:33 AM
Well played, Markus... Richard Dawkins
https://i.imgur.com/H7dDB8G.jpg
Buddahaid
10-02-21, 10:37 AM
wHack quack.
Eichhörnchen
10-02-21, 10:43 AM
^ Are you insane? That's bloody Orville the Duck, Buddah. Lose ten points this instant, young man :haha::har:
https://i.imgur.com/7n0itQh.jpg
Buddahaid
10-02-21, 10:44 AM
wHack. I'm just showing I'm paying attention sort of.:arrgh!:
Eichhörnchen
10-02-21, 10:50 AM
https://i.imgur.com/ONJRGeT.jpg
Buddahaid
10-02-21, 10:54 AM
Lurch.
Or, "The old ones, yes....
I was wrong and thought it the same dude.
Eichhörnchen
10-02-21, 11:14 AM
Richard Kiel... Markus gets the points (and Lurch was played by Ted Cassidy)
https://i.imgur.com/spQ3keW.jpg
Eichhörnchen
10-02-21, 11:23 AM
^ Sorry, Rhodes... that's officer Charlie Dibble, not Richard... lose 10 points
https://i.imgur.com/mOR49Pk.jpg
Eichhörnchen
10-02-21, 12:37 PM
https://i.imgur.com/nzcj8DA.jpg
Eichhörnchen
10-02-21, 12:44 PM
https://i.imgur.com/edW4QZd.jpg
Catfish
10-02-21, 01:17 PM
I knew Dick van Dyke, apart from him I recognised exactly one, Dick Cheney. Never heard of the rest :haha:
Eichhörnchen
10-02-21, 01:46 PM
^ I don't give much for your chances in this one then, mate :haha:
https://i.imgur.com/o2KcfqA.jpg
Eichhörnchen
10-02-21, 02:35 PM
^ No whacks for George Bernard Shaw. This whack is cancelled and replaced by:
https://i.imgur.com/pXruZZi.jpg
Rockstar
10-02-21, 02:42 PM
Wack
Eichhörnchen
10-02-21, 02:59 PM
https://i.imgur.com/8FSnoVz.jpg
Catfish
10-02-21, 03:22 PM
I'd probably recognize Angie Dickinson.
Eichhörnchen
10-02-21, 04:02 PM
^
^ No whacks for Lord Charles :haha:
https://i.imgur.com/drzZceO.jpg
^Was a little uncertain I find out it was Lord Charles the doll, but the person behind was Ray.
And WACK for the person above
Markus
Eichhörnchen
10-02-21, 04:23 PM
Yes, Markus... Richard Beckinsale above :up:
Eichhörnchen
10-02-21, 04:43 PM
https://i.imgur.com/YJpg7TD.jpg
Eichhörnchen
10-02-21, 05:29 PM
https://i.imgur.com/91sxLHk.jpg
Thought about whacking Engelbert Humperdinck but I won't.
Skybird
10-02-21, 06:31 PM
Ich hab keine Ahnung, was ihr hier treibt, aber ihr scheint ja Spaß zu haben...
Eisenwurst
10-02-21, 07:13 PM
Is there a trophy for the winner???
Eichhörnchen
10-02-21, 07:18 PM
@ Skybird: Die Regeln finden Sie auf Seite eins
@ Eisenwurst: Nein
https://i.imgur.com/Cy9GXCz.jpg
Eisenwurst
10-02-21, 07:19 PM
whack.
Eichhörnchen
10-02-21, 07:22 PM
https://i.imgur.com/kmasc2h.jpg
Ich hab keine Ahnung, was ihr hier treibt, aber ihr scheint ja Spaß zu haben...
The idea is to "Whack a Dick", anyone with a name that has Dick in the name, Richard etc!:yep:
Typical E, we didn't get home till 11:30pm, and as it turned out it was daylight savings so lost another hour, didn't get to bed till around 1:30 am. (new time) :doh:
Eichhörnchen
10-02-21, 07:31 PM
I'll award you that one, Reece... since you just said the magic word :haha:
https://i.imgur.com/Rq1wLkP.jpg
Eichhörnchen
10-02-21, 08:38 PM
^ Nice whack on Dickie Bird the umpire there, HW3
https://i.imgur.com/rLNN7SA.jpg
I'll take a guess as a young Richard Burton and say WHACK!! :oops:
Eichhörnchen
10-02-21, 10:19 PM
^ You get the points but it's Richard (TV Robin Hood) Greene
https://i.imgur.com/L2qStZj.jpg
Rockstar
10-02-21, 10:26 PM
Wack
Eichhörnchen
10-03-21, 12:12 AM
https://i.imgur.com/H8D5JUv.jpg
Aktungbby
10-03-21, 12:15 AM
whack
Eichhörnchen
10-03-21, 03:11 AM
^ You got him, Aktung... Richard "Cheech" Marin
https://i.imgur.com/DaO2A3n.jpg
Catfish
10-03-21, 04:39 AM
whack!
One of the numerous problems (or advantages lol) of not living in England is no one else knows cricket stars or english actors :O:, also that strange thing that someone named Richard is apparently called (a?) "Dick"; same as William is called "Bill". The latter has at least some explanation in language and etymology ..
Though "Dick the Lionhart" has something :D
Eichhörnchen
10-03-21, 04:53 AM
^ Catfish gets the points for Richard Starkey, aka Ringo Starr
I put the cricketers on for Eisenwurst andd Reece :)
I thought you all watched a lot of UK TV over there in the EU? I know a lot of Americans do (I believe they get it on The Education Channel)
Anyway, this is really just a try out so that I can change things that aren't working... just in case we play again :salute:
https://i.imgur.com/3XLwPfb.jpg
Eichhörnchen
10-03-21, 05:31 AM
^ Rhodes gets Ricardo Montalban :salute:
https://i.imgur.com/sDhnuis.jpg
Catfish
10-03-21, 06:00 AM
[...]
I put the cricketers on for Eisenwurst and Reece :)
I thought you all watched a lot of UK TV over there in the EU? I know a lot of Americans do (I believe they get it on The Education Channel) [...][/img]
Only trying to pull your leg, it's all ok and of course we watch a lot of UK TV :salute:
Eichhörnchen
10-03-21, 06:55 AM
https://i.imgur.com/eGMCLas.jpg
Jimbuna
10-03-21, 07:58 AM
A charitable whack for Richard Wagner
Eichhörnchen
10-03-21, 09:37 AM
https://i.imgur.com/U98gGqC.jpg
Aktungbby
10-03-21, 10:01 AM
whack for Richard III late of Bosworth
Eichhörnchen
10-03-21, 10:13 AM
https://i.imgur.com/MsnJgC8.jpg
Eichhörnchen
10-03-21, 10:28 AM
^ Markus whacked that Widmark too late. HW3 gets the points
https://i.imgur.com/HeHDfkt.jpg
Eichhörnchen
10-03-21, 10:40 AM
https://i.imgur.com/Hq39D1c.jpg
Rockstar
10-03-21, 10:44 AM
Wack
Eichhörnchen
10-03-21, 10:59 AM
https://i.imgur.com/3EuXt2x.jpg
Eichhörnchen
10-03-21, 12:03 PM
https://i.imgur.com/3eQG1d1.jpg
Eichhörnchen
10-03-21, 01:03 PM
https://i.imgur.com/uYr9ReH.jpg
Catfish
10-03-21, 01:08 PM
Whack
(no idea who he is)
Jimbuna
10-03-21, 01:09 PM
Whack
(no idea who he is)
Jim Sciutto CNN male anchor.
Eichhörnchen
10-03-21, 01:15 PM
^
^ Ooooh... rash decision! You took a chance and you lost 10 points, ol' buddy
https://i.imgur.com/iedX01l.jpg
^ From Dirty Dozen but what is his real name ?
Markus
Catfish
10-03-21, 01:19 PM
Not sure, Widmark?
Whack
Eichhörnchen
10-03-21, 01:25 PM
^ You were lucky that time, mate. It's Richard Jaeckel
https://i.imgur.com/JE9AjI8.jpg Even this bloke knew that
Catfish
10-03-21, 01:28 PM
Dick van Dyke, whack!
Eichhörnchen
10-03-21, 01:42 PM
https://i.imgur.com/eQ5UB8s.jpg
A question to your rules in this game.
Does it have to be the first name ? There may be actors with the Rich, Richard or Dick in their middle name.
Markus
Rockstar
10-03-21, 02:15 PM
Give it a wack and find out :)
Eichhörnchen
10-03-21, 02:58 PM
A question to your rules in this game.
Does it have to be the first name ? There may be actors with the Rich, Richard or Dick in their middle name.
Markus
Only consider the name that they are usually called by, as a first name. In the case that their birth name is Richard, yet they have adopted a nickname or a stage name (like 'Ringo Starr') if you can identify it as Richard then whack it as hard as you can
Aktungbby
10-03-21, 03:01 PM
whack!
Eichhörnchen
10-03-21, 03:10 PM
^ Oh dear... I knew if I left that big hole there for long enough then somebody would happen along and fall into it. I just didn't expect it to be you :har:
Minus ten points for whacking Jerry Van Dyke, Aktung :D
Jeff-Groves
10-03-21, 03:13 PM
What about people like Charlie Sheen? He's a pretty famous Dick!
:har:
Aktungbby
10-03-21, 03:25 PM
^ Oh dear... I knew if I left that big hole there for long enough then somebody would happen along and fall into it. I just didn't expect it to be you :har:
Minus ten points for whacking Jerry Van Dyke, Aktung :D I protest! vehemently!! All brothers call each other a big dick from time to time! Sibling rivalry being a contumacious thing!:Kaleun_Mad:
Jeff-Groves
10-03-21, 03:41 PM
WHACK WHACK WHACK!
Aktungbby is being a Dick now!
:har:
Eichhörnchen
10-03-21, 03:49 PM
https://i.imgur.com/RJLrRcN.jpg
Jeff-Groves
10-03-21, 03:51 PM
Real name was Eric.
Eichhörnchen
10-03-21, 04:03 PM
https://i.imgur.com/UqwrMZA.jpg
Eichhörnchen
10-03-21, 04:25 PM
^ I'm afraid he's a wrong 'un... that's Oliver Cromwell
https://i.imgur.com/et0seir.jpg
Eichhörnchen
10-03-21, 04:49 PM
https://i.imgur.com/CD3zJAP.jpg
If google is correct then this is Oliver Cromwell
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oliver_Cromwell
Markus
Eichhörnchen
10-03-21, 05:03 PM
Yup... I'm afraid whacking him cost you 10 points, but not your head :)
Aktungbby
10-03-21, 05:14 PM
whack for richard grant,
Aktung's being a Dick now,Damn straight... Bro' !:O:
Eichhörnchen
10-03-21, 05:23 PM
https://i.imgur.com/kmYBdzg.jpg
Eichhörnchen
10-03-21, 05:38 PM
^ No takers for Dick Whittington and his cat, Nigel?
Okay cancel that and replace him with
https://i.imgur.com/zBT7n32.jpg
Eichhörnchen
10-03-21, 05:45 PM
5 points for Richard Pryor, Markus
https://i.imgur.com/VgV7n9T.jpg
Aktungbby
10-03-21, 05:50 PM
whack! For Moby Dick! A Sperm Whale??!:o
Eichhörnchen
10-03-21, 05:51 PM
https://i.imgur.com/DRRQpAu.jpg
Aktungbby
10-03-21, 05:54 PM
whack, for pianist richard glazier
Eichhörnchen
10-03-21, 05:56 PM
(^ that was Richard Rodgers, Aktung)
https://i.imgur.com/ryPgsAP.jpg
Aktungbby
10-03-21, 05:56 PM
whack for little richard
Eichhörnchen
10-03-21, 05:57 PM
https://i.imgur.com/LzNorIB.jpg
"Well really... I've never seen so many Dicks in all my life!"
5 more points to Aktung for Dick Emery (for staying with it). Scores tomorrow
Eichhörnchen
10-03-21, 06:01 PM
https://i.imgur.com/ak0tsVC.jpg
Game Over!
Well done. :Kaleun_Applaud:
Eichhörnchen
10-04-21, 07:09 AM
SCORES
https://i.imgur.com/EEYdYa2.jpg
Aktung: 35 :wah:
Buddababy: -5 :wah::har:
Catfish: 10 :wah:
Eisenwurst: 25
ET2SN: 15
HW3: 20
Jimbo: 5
Markus: 40 :wah:
Reece: 10
Rhodes:0 :wah:
Rockstar: 40
:wah: is awarded to those who've carelessly thrown away points with indiscriminate whacking
https://i.imgur.com/iH9uMFf.jpg
Markus and Rockstar with 40 points each
Eichhörnchen
10-04-21, 07:16 AM
Markus would've won if he hadn't whacked Oliver Cromwell (always a bad idea)
Buddababy whacked Orville the Duck (unbelievable) which resulted in the only minus score of the contest :har:
Aktung carelessly fell into the biggest booby trap of all by whacking Dick Van Dyke's brother Jerry, which cost him 10 points
Now a reminder: please note that without a "whack" in your response you will not score any points. Whether you wish to provide us with some interesting biographical notes or just slander the celebrity, you will score nothing
Rockstar
10-04-21, 09:39 AM
https://www.memesmonkey.com/images/memesmonkey/98/98189fa793f47942a8bf6d46d132c957.jpeg
I give my half part victory to Rockstar.
Congratulation Rockstar-You may now call yourself a big dick wacker.
Markus
Eichhörnchen
10-04-21, 09:51 AM
^ He certainly is that :har:
Aktungbby
10-04-21, 10:15 AM
Well at least I'm on the podium with a bronze.:Kaleun_Goofy::hmph: Well done to Mapuc & Rockstar!:Kaleun_Salute: This business of tying top-scores during whacking appears to be catching on??!!:()1::hmmm::ping::ping::ping:
It's a real pleasure to wack a dick and a Rich-
Could get the hang of it.
Markus
Aktungbby
10-04-21, 11:04 AM
It's a real pleasure to wack a dick and a Rich-
Could get the hang of it.
MarkusNaturally!:03: at our age, :subsim:whacking is the only proof we're...still well hung??:doh::roll::smug::shucks:
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