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Gerald
11-11-20, 07:52 PM
This "scientific test" turned out this way for me. Which is yours? :up:

http://www.bbc.com/earth/story/the-making-of-me-and-you#/results/body-builder

And instantly find out:

• The chemical ingredients that make up you, and what your body is worth
• How many atoms you are made of, and what can be made with them
• How many fat, blood, skin and brain cells you have
• How much genetic data is inside you
• How many other microbes live on your body with you
• The size and weight of your internal organs
• How much wee, poo, sperm or eggs you have produced so far
• How many times you have blinked, breathed, yawned and farted
• And so much more.
Reece
11-11-20, 08:24 PM
Gee, I'm a walking pile of crap! :yep:
Gerald
11-11-20, 08:34 PM
Gee, I'm a walking pile of crap! :yep:Post the result Reece. Picture or did not happen.:Kaleun_Applaud:
ET2SN
11-11-20, 08:45 PM
Gee, I'm a walking pile of crap! :yep:

We must look alike. :Kaleun_Cheers:
fireftr18
11-11-20, 08:51 PM
Gee, I'm a walking pile of crap! :yep:
People have been saying that about me for years.
Sean C
11-12-20, 12:45 AM
Apparently my balls weigh twice as much as my eyes. That's handy information right there.
Reece
11-12-20, 02:09 AM
^ Loaded or Empty? :hmmm:
nikimcbee
11-12-20, 02:13 AM
I'm part cyborg, so.......
nikimcbee
11-12-20, 02:15 AM
Gee, I'm a walking pile of crap! :yep:


It's that steady diet of Fosters and the Outback.:Kaleun_Wink:
Catfish
11-12-20, 03:08 AM
Gee, I'm a walking pile of crap! :yep:
Same here! And let's not talk about body fat.

But enough to make 5 million matches :hmmm:
Jimbuna
11-12-20, 05:34 AM
Gee, I'm a walking pile of crap! :yep:

We were all aware of that fact already :haha:
Mork_417
11-12-20, 11:05 PM
Well, I'm worth $3,042 bucks (soul not included).
Also, the space inside my brain is equivalent to the space inside eight tennis balls. That's neat, and slightly insulting at the same time. :timeout:
August
11-13-20, 04:01 PM
How much of my body is my own? All of it. Every little bit.
Reece
11-13-20, 06:42 PM
^ and it's all Republican! :yep:
mapuc
11-13-20, 06:52 PM
^The body is the hardware, what people think, trust, support or like is the software which came with the hardware.

Markus
Buddahaid
11-13-20, 08:35 PM
My body's so old my trade-in value is dropping.
u crank
11-13-20, 08:38 PM
My body's so old my trade-in value is dropping.

:har:

:yep:
Reece
11-13-20, 08:45 PM
My body's so old my trade-in value is dropping.
They're putting me out to pasture soon. :yep:
August
11-13-20, 10:27 PM
^ and it's all Republican! :yep:


Conservative leaning Independent actually. I've never registered for any political party, never voted in any party primary either.
To me political parties are like religions and i'm independent there too.
Reece
11-14-20, 01:03 AM
:Kaleun_Applaud:
Gerald
11-14-20, 01:54 AM
They're putting me out to pasture soon. :yep:
Doubtful Reece, your value depends on Australia's survival.:up:
Reece
11-14-20, 02:43 AM
Hey I never thought of it that way, damn, I'm good, where's a mirror? Quick! :D
Jimbuna
11-14-20, 07:34 AM
My body's so old my trade-in value is dropping.

I'm actually in debt.
mapuc
11-14-20, 12:18 PM
Have to disappoint you...you do not own your own body...your government do.

In the middle of the 90's I went on a 4 weeks education in how to start your own companies.

One day one of the other student said something with
Thank good we are born free, but taxed to death.

Then our teacher a former revisor said

Wrong in any way.
and he continued

When your Mom gives birth to you, the government give your parents child support. This child support is a kind of salary, they receive this for doing the job to raise you.

The government also give money to school, teachers a.s.o.

After you have grown-up got an education...the government want their investment they have put into you back.

And you pay back by work and pay taxes.

So we are not exactly free.

I can have remembered some of it wrong.

Markus
Jimbuna
11-14-20, 01:30 PM
^ Sounds about right to me Markus :)
Gerald
11-14-20, 05:54 PM
After I started the thread, I have increased the value slightly .... only 20 dollars.:o
Reece
11-14-20, 11:41 PM
Better than 20c Gerald!! A few beers! :up:
Gerald
11-15-20, 12:33 AM
Better than 20c Gerald!! A few beers! :up:I eat a special pizza twice a year. It is spicy and contains curry steak and some other sweets ... and it is Xtra large..so it "noticed" the scale, later after a two hour exercise session that increase was history ... just like that.:haha:
Reece
11-15-20, 01:28 AM
and even more so after a visit to the john!! :03:
Gerald
11-15-20, 02:24 AM
and even more so after a visit to the john!! :03:Not in this case, the training gives a "happy ending" after all.:D:O: