Lockdown Side Effects

[sonicninja]

Good Evening Shipmates,

Is anyone else getting concerned about the background coughing of the control room crews in SH3 & 4, tempted to make them all wear masks if this **** carries on :k_confused:

Stay Safe :up:

[Catfish]

^ Maybe someone could make a mask mod for SH3 to SH5 crews :hmmm:
Not only that, i think we should wear face masks while being in multiplayer sims like Wolfpack, imagine how near the micro is ..

Yes, stay safe :up:

[Eichhörnchen]

Coronaviruses aside, there's worse things than coughing going on all the time down in the bilge :yep:

[Reece]

Yes, all men, no women!! :dead:

[mapuc]

Yes, all men, no women!! :dead:

No problemos

Use an old mop yarn as hair, use two coconuts as... borrow some red colour to the lips and some oil to the eyebrow.
Create a short skirt

Voila you have a beautiful women on board :D

Markus

[Reece]

RAPE!!!:o

[Texas Red]

Ok now, crap just got to 100 really freaking quick.

Honestly, wtf Reece???

[Reece]

everyone on board a u-boat after a few months at sea and a female on board!! So it's a mop!! :doh:

[mapuc]

It was a scene from Das Boot which came into my mind.

The scene where the crew had lots of fun and where one of the sailor was dressed as a women. He had two half coconuts as...(if I remember correctly)

Markus

[August]

This is exactly why I joined the Army. Coconuts indeed! :)

[Jimbuna]

It was a scene from Das Boot which came into my mind.

The scene where the crew had lots of fun and where one of the sailor was dressed as a women. He had two half coconuts as...(if I remember correctly)

Markus

Is there any specific reason you would recall this scene Markus? :hmmm:

Care to share it with everyone :03:

[mapuc]

Is there any specific reason you would recall this scene Markus? :hmmm:

Care to share it with everyone :03:

It was Reece comments

where he wrote

"Yes, all men, no women!!"

After some minutes I recalled this scene from Das Boot, where the crew had this party and where one of the sailor was dressed up as some women.
I tried to find it on youtube, but couldn't so I described it in words and from my memory.

Markus

[Jimbuna]

I'll believe you but I suspect a great many wouldn't :O:

[vienna]

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[Platapus]

Reminds me of a joke a navy guy told me about "Simulated Liberty"


When you can't get liberty, you can easily simulate it while onboard. There are three steps


1. Go to the fantail and throw your money overboard
2. Slam a watertight door on your... uh... male member
3. Go to the engine room and breath diesel fumes until you pass out.


When you wake up the next morning, you are broke, you have a terrible hangover and your .... member is sore = awesome liberty! :up:

[Aktungbby]

In today's WSJ: 0"fielders (in cricket) can polish the ball on their clothing provided no artificial substance is used. Players have long used saliva while shining the ball in the hope they can create turbulence("swing") as it moves through the air, confounding the batsman trying to hit it. Applying spit to the ball in the time of pandemic to shine the ball is considered a health risk. Suntan oil, furniture polish are being considered...previously, hair oil, Brylcreem:up: and long fingernails to pick at the ball
seams have all contributed to the skulduggery in the game...in Yankee baseball, spit's been outlawed for a century; such atrocious conduct results in a ten game suspension! Sweat however is still permissable in cricket, as Corona virus is not transmitted that way...":hmmm:

[Mr Quatro]

The real problem with lockdown is the reason for the lock down :yep:
At least for single men ... No nookie you can trust anymore :o

I have that rare Hawaiian disease called "lackofnookie" disease :D

[Mr Quatro]

I think all black men and white alike should form a protest on Washington, D.C.
that we want our nookie back.

We want stimulus funding too for small business massage palors.

Perhaps we could get a real movement going here to insure the relief of frustration in our nation. :D