Here's What You'll Face When You Try to Invade Area 51

[Onkel Neal]

Hmm... which group is Mulder in? :hmmm:


https://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--JVRG2CVf--/c_scale,f_auto,fl_progressive,q_80,w_800/dzrfxpoqitcfb4gcpx26.jpg

The American public has long had a fascination with Area 51, and traditional allegations that the U.S. government is harboring flying saucers, bits of crashed saucers, and actual aliens. Public distrust in government remains at historic lows. Just 17 percent of the American people “trust the government in Washington all or most of the time.” Given those factors, it’s not hard to see why “Let’s see them aliens” has become such an appealing rallying cry.


More than one million people have signed up on Facebook to breach the gates of the most famous top secret government facility in the world.


https://foxtrotalpha.jalopnik.com/heres-what-youll-face-when-you-try-to-invade-area-51-1836420016?

[em2nought]

https://foxtrotalpha.jalopnik.com/heres-what-youll-face-when-you-try-to-invade-area-51-1836420016?


They must be getting bored with Burning Man. :D


https://thebiggestlittleblog.files.wordpress.com/2012/09/burning-man-2012-043.jpg?w=768

[STEED]

Who cares we all know the aliens are now stored at area 52. :O:

[Catfish]

If the aliens sought for intelligent life they may have flown away immediately.

[u crank]

This could be a good way to thin out the herd. Make it an annual event. :D

[Jimbuna]

This could be a good way to thin out the herd. Make it an annual event. :D

The Spaniards have already thought of that :03:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MUnfDaYZy1I

[em2nought]

The Karens will probably get fragged. :03:

[ikalugin]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w8Nc9SWED00
Cammo dudes do not joke around.

[vienna]

[Tin Foil Hat Time]; I bet this is a set up by;


Choose One or more -


1. The Russkies

2. China

3. Iran

4. NK

5. Facebook

6. Elon Musk

7. A Second Round Draft Pick TBD

to breach our security and steal our advanced research data under the ruse of alien-chasing. Stand firm , aliens! Hold your bi=orders: I hear walls are very effective...


[End of Tin Foil Hat Time]


... we now return you to the usual, normal Federal inanity...







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[ikalugin]

In here tinfoil people claim that this is arranged by USG to test if anyone would actually turn up. If noone does then they would go full on totalitarian on the internet.

[vienna]

Different place, same tinfoil...






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[nikimcbee]

Who cares we all know the aliens are now stored at area 52. :O:

I bet a plate of pub fish-n-chips (with a pint), Steed is in the furry group, or is that just a Toronto thing?:hmmm:

The truth is out there.

[nikimcbee]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w8Nc9SWED00
Cammo dudes do not joke around.

That looks like the wrong type of bike for the job. Needs more motodude.

[nikimcbee]

They should've said, it this Sturgis?

[mapuc]

I have the same thought

Who are behind this

Is it only a ordinary person who came up with this idea and started this group on fb ? Just as a fun thing to do

Or is a group behind it ?

Markus

[ikalugin]

There are places in Moscow that the state would rather have no Urban explorers in but they still come every year.
http://www.diggipedia.ru/images/Sortir.jpg
"This is a toilet" joke from diggerpedia.

We tend to slap them on the wrist with some admin detention and a small fine, but it seems that if you trespass in A51 you get the GITMO light experience of 3 months in federal detention center without trial or any public record of what was done to you.

[JU_88]

We will see what happens on Sept 20th, though I suspect it will be a nothing burger, most of these idiots will have just enough sense to know when and where to stop, because the'll be naively doing it for fun and not for a free lead implant.
and those that don't.... well that's just evolution for you.

[ikalugin]

You would be surprised what a herd of human lemmings could do.


I think once we arrested lik 700 people trying to get into one of the aforementioned underground structures.

[JU_88]

You would be surprised what a herd of human lemmings could do.


I think once we arrested lik 700 people trying to get into one of the aforementioned underground structures.

True, the more brains that crowd together, the less intelligently they function.

[mapuc]

And then it is this

https://www.iflscience.com/editors-blog/we-regret-to-inform-you-storm-area-51-has-horribly-affected-pornhub-searches/

:o

Markus

[Rockstar]

I cant imagine the amount of hazardous waste buried out there. who in their right mind wants hike around in that crap.

[Mr Quatro]

Just heard that it has been called off ... Can someone please come pick me up?

It's hot out here :D

[JU_88]

Dispatching a Camel to your location :up:

[vienna]

Oh, and before you leave...


https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/Em3EkdBqrmGEBEb_kDIH8papHQYew4p8yNALH3flG76LYW7m3X 8EM_8obW4a2NcQXrs








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