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Eichhörnchen
03-04-19, 12:44 PM
It's a quiet day down on the farm (or at least the news desk) here in Lincolnshire:

https://www.lincolnshirelive.co.uk/news/local-news/new-craze-throwing-cheese-slices-2607659
STEED
03-04-19, 05:29 PM
Another stupid craze for dumb ass morons.
Reece
03-04-19, 06:49 PM
Say cheese!
Cheese! :D
Mork_417
03-04-19, 09:11 PM
There's still hope, as at least it wasn't block cheese. :03:
Catfish
03-05-19, 02:36 AM
Why not try ripe camembert? :O:
Jimbuna
03-05-19, 06:18 AM
Another stupid craze for dumb ass morons.

Rgr that.
JU_88
03-05-19, 07:42 AM
I'm with Steed and Jim on this^
If one parent did it to one kid, one time, it would be slightly amusing - once.
but that's about it.
Eichhörnchen
03-05-19, 11:18 AM
In Chatham they'd probably throw the cheese board (if they used cheese boards, which they don't)
Mr Quatro
03-06-19, 08:56 AM
In Chatham they'd probably throw the cheese board (if they used cheese boards, which they don't)

Is this a cheese board? I just use paper plates ... how low class is that?


https://barefeetinthekitchen.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/09/Cheese-Board-5-1-of-1.jpg


Cheese Board Making 101 (a.k.a. How to make a cheese board in 10 minutes or less OR How to make a cheese board without breaking the bank) is simpler than you might think. When it comes to making cheese boards, the possibilities are truly endless. Whether I’m pulling together a late night snack, an easy lunch, or appetizers for 20 people, cheese boards are my choice for every occasion.

https://barefeetinthekitchen.com/how-to-make-a-cheese-board/
Eichhörnchen
03-06-19, 02:07 PM
Cheese boards can also be made from slate or marble... these are easier to clean than the wooden kind, as well as being less liable to cling on to any strong smells from other foods, like spring onions or garlic
Reece
03-06-19, 06:43 PM
What a cheesy topic!! :yep:
Eichhörnchen
03-06-19, 07:03 PM
We'll do cake next
Mork_417
03-06-19, 07:26 PM
https://barefeetinthekitchen.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/09/Cheese-Board-5-1-of-1.jpg

https://barefeetinthekitchen.com/how-to-make-a-cheese-board/

OH, That looks DELICIOUS! :D
ExFishermanBob
03-07-19, 04:12 AM
Wonder if they use Babybel
Jimbuna
03-07-19, 06:46 AM
Wonder if they use Babybel

One of my favourites.
Eichhörnchen
03-07-19, 08:18 AM
These two cheeses are both available at ALDI Stores. We always have these two cheeses in the cheese box in our fridge. The Red Fox is a very creamy cheese

https://i.imgur.com/yYWpU7s.jpg 'Red Fox' Red Leicester cheese

https://i.imgur.com/tKTjqeI.jpg 'Emporium' mature cheddar cheese

(Available at all good cheese shops)
Mr Quatro
03-07-19, 10:58 AM
Did you know that Cheddar cheese is really just white cheese with food coloring added to make it look yellow?

I'm sure you did ... just checking :D
Eichhörnchen
03-07-19, 12:35 PM
I know everything about cheese
STEED
03-07-19, 01:15 PM
I know everything about cheese

And that also includes smelly feet...PEWWWW WHAT A WHIFF! :o
Eichhörnchen
03-08-19, 09:25 AM
https://i.imgur.com/u4SrqHk.jpg

I don't know why, but seeing the above post put me in mind of possibly Literature's greatest fictional lover of cheese: Ben Gunn from R L Stevenson's Treasure Island. Aktung's daughter... who is the Director of a museum dedicated to this author... may have more photos of STEED