View Full Version : When I am elected Supreme Leader of the US, my first edict will be
Platapus
12-23-18, 08:17 AM
That any merchandise that is either intended to be, or could be considered intended to be, given as a Christmas present must be packaged in a rectangular box.
Any merchant in violation of this edict will suffer death by medium speed torture for the first offense.
Sigh, yes, I just spent last night wrapping presents for the grandkids. What is it with toy manufacturers and their packages!?!?!?!
All I want is a simple box that I can wrap with my extremely limited wrapping skills. I don't need a multi-faceted polygonal box based on a Fibonacci sequence!
I need at least one 90 degree angle :wah::wah::wah:
As for round packages? No. No. Bad manufacturer. Just. Stop.
The vast majority of toys seem to be in any shape container BUT a normal box. Why?
Do they really want to discourage Opas and Uncles from doing what they are supposed to do -- spoil the younglings at Christmas
Please have mercy on these old arthritic fumbling fingers.
Now I have to wrap The Frau's presents but at least most of them come in nice boxes that are easy to wrap.
Jimbuna
12-23-18, 08:33 AM
Having just finished my wrapping I must concur in entirity :k_confused:
Eichhörnchen
12-23-18, 09:01 AM
I leave it all to Moira (except hers of course)... she likes wrapping gifts so I guess she enjoys a challenge these days
Commander Wallace
12-23-18, 09:11 AM
I leave it all to Moira (except hers of course)... she likes wrapping gifts so I guess she enjoys a challenge these days
One would think you are enough of a challenge for Moira. :haha:
Skybird
12-23-18, 09:21 AM
The secret is to bring the box into shape before wrapping it. That's what hammers got invented for.
u crank
12-23-18, 09:25 AM
Gift bags. Only way to go. :up:
ikalugin
12-23-18, 10:04 AM
Can't you buy a box and place the gift (in it's own packaging) into it?
Commander Wallace
12-23-18, 10:36 AM
Can't you buy a box and place the gift (in it's own packaging) into it?
That's too easy. Where is the fun in that ? :haha:
What do you normally do ?
Aktungbby
12-23-18, 10:38 AM
Gift bags. Only way to go. :up::Kaleun_Thumbs_Up:INDEED! NICE ONES FROM PAPYRUS CARD SHOPS DO THE JOB AND ARE REUASBLE BY THE RECIPIENT IN TURN. JUST GAVE MY BOAT CAPTAIN/NEIGHBOR HIS YEARLY RATION OF TANQUERY GIN IN ONE! THE MAN, IN HIS SEVENTIES, LOVES HIS MARTINIS. :Kaleun_Salute:
ikalugin
12-23-18, 10:38 AM
I do not believe in the concept of regular gifts and by my (low) individual social status I am not obliged to give them to my peers and superiors yet.
Red October1984
12-23-18, 10:39 AM
The secret is to bring the box into shape before wrapping it. That's what hammers got invented for.
I like this solution best.
A few years ago I got made fun of for my wrapping skills so I just started putting presents in various sizes of brown paper bag. It started as a joke, but now I've completely forgotten how to wrap a gift properly and I'm doomed to use brown paper bags.
Aktungbby
12-23-18, 11:42 AM
I like this solution best.
A few years ago I got made fun of for my wrapping skills so I just started putting presents in various sizes of brown paper bag. It started as a joke, but now I've completely forgotten how to wrap a gift properly and I'm doomed to use brown paper bags. THAT'LL JUST BE PRACTICE FOR THE FUTURE!:O:
https://thumbs.dreamstime.com/z/single-closed-beer-bottle-dew-brown-paper-bag-isolate-isolated-73780375.jpg
Bah Humbug!
All you really need are some stick on bows and some sense of timing.
You wait until the kids have gone to bed then bring out the presents from your hiding place. You stick bows on them and put them under the tree. Christmas present deployment complete and now it's Miller Time! We wrap presents so they look pretty in that short period of time between putting them out and the kids waking up. Hours of work for a couple of pictures and an "aww" or three before it is destroyed in the morning.
You have to realize that to a child the wrapping paper is just an impediment to getting to the present. A last often frustrating obstacle to overcome before playtime can begin. There isn't a kid ever born who would be mad that their new bicycle or Suzy Home Maker Oven or whatever else they had wanted from Santa, wasn't wrapped up in paper and scotch tape, and I daresay that there are few parents, at least the ones who are detailed with post Christmas cleanup chores, that would prefer the addition of piles of shredded paper to the job.
Mr Quatro
12-23-18, 12:46 PM
Back in the old days ... :up:
https://www.bing.com/th?id=OIP.voitJ09m6yeFoT58fsy7ugHaEh&w=263&h=161&c=7&o=5&dpr=1.875&pid=1.7
But I do remember a few Christmas eve's of staying up all night on eggnog
and trying to put together the doll house and the tricycle and the other packages
I just left unwrapped and put them under the tree. :yep:
Platapus
12-23-18, 12:56 PM
Can't you buy a box and place the gift (in it's own packaging) into it?
I would be lying if I said that I never considered putting all of each kid's presents in to one box and hen just wrapping that one box.
But Kids like opening up the gifts. and after all, its about the kids. :up:
ikalugin
12-23-18, 01:47 PM
I would be lying if I said that I never considered putting all of each kid's presents in to one box and hen just wrapping that one box.
But Kids like opening up the gifts. and after all, its about the kids. :up:
Buy the proper number of boxes then :)
em2nought
12-23-18, 08:08 PM
Is it already that time again? Had me worried for a minute, what did you guys start so early for? Tomorrow is the "man" day to start Christmas shopping. LOL Must be a bunch of snowflakes. LOL :D
Platapus
12-24-18, 04:07 PM
I like to get it done earlier to avoid the crowds. This year I was running late
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