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05-24-18, 01:31 PM
The correct saying should have been My kingdom for a Digital camera.
When you read my story(Which you don't have to believe) You would understand why I offered the entire Univers for such a technical equipment.
I have never been good at putting what I experience into written words or through spoken words. I'll give it a try nevertheless.
Start of story.
Oh man was I groggy, I felt like I was about to faint, my head was spinning ´round, had to get down on my knees. I had enough presence of mind to notice it was daylight and I was standing or more correctly sitting.
It toke some minutes before I came into my senses. I looked around. In front of me, there was about 3-5 row of trees then a huge open field with low hills. It was partly cloudy. Behind me it was forrest as far as I could see.
I looked down on my legs...WHAT!? I'm...all dressed in God's creation...why..it toke some second when I suddenly remembered everything.
OK, this mean I have to be on this spot, where I'm sitting in about 8 hours from now plus-minus 30-50 centimeters in each direction.
I made a Cirkel about 50-70 centimeters wide.
This wouldn't be enough I have to find back to this place, ´cause I had planed to walk around the area....
I looked around to see what I could use. I even came to think of my own time in the Scouts and from what I have seen in different type of documentary about surviving in the wilderness.
Found some branches around on the ground. I dragged the cortex off from some of these branches. This to make some rope to use for tying some of the branches to the trees.
I was thinking of making som big sign so I could find back to this spot again, even though I have walked 4-600 meters away.
How long all this toke, I don't know. When I was finished I walked three to four step forward and turned around. It is viewable. I was somehow proud of myself... I walked about ten more step forward turned around had to look for some second before I could see it...Good.
Turned around..looked at the top of one of these little hills..I walk in a straight line up to the top of that hill I said to myself.
Walked about 50 step...stopped turned around to see my spot...I panicked I couldn't see it...My heart start to beat real hard. OK, lets go back in a straight line again and then walk left to right until I find it..
It toke som minutes before I found it...I have to make it more visible than it is now. I found some long not to thick branches dragged the vortex of them so you could see the white-thing on them..from the vortex I made some more rope.
On each side of the spot I tied three of them in a row. Again I walked away and looked back now and then it was visible from a distance of 60 meters.
Hey what time is it ? I know I left about 8 o´clock(20.00 CET)
I could make one of these sun watches, but where is North...The sunrise is in the East. So I have to use East as reference point.
I looked at the sun...OK it seem it have been up above the horisont for some hours. On the top of the hill I pressed a branches into the ground and placed some others where I thought East, West, North and South. If I have done it correctly, the time should be around 9-11 O´clock local time.
Then I heard it...Gun being fired, Canon being fired, people yelling, screaming...it made my heart going into my brain of sudden fear.
Then I suddenly remembered why I came to this place. I walked back to my spot, but I stayed outside in the opening.
I could hear them coming closer and closer. I ran into the forrest, about where my spot was, I made little hole. where I placed myself I used my hands to drag some of the leaf and other thing over my body, as good as I could.
Then I saw the first soldier or horsemen.. it was one of them with grey uniform... more came and then a bunch of horsemen whit blue uniform. They was fighting fiercely. They fought up and down the hill away from me and back at the top.
The first foot soldier came into my view...it was a blue jacket...more arrived.
Well I didn't know the time and how long it had passed before the top of the hill was filled with soldiers and horsemen from both side(grey and blue)
Then I saw something I only have seen in movies, documentaries and pictures.
One of the soldier stood up raised his sword yelled something, I couldn't hear it..many of his soldiers stood up, lined up. I could see 3 row but how many they were side by side I couldn't really see.
They started marching towards some line hold by the blue jacket.
Fire...well I head it sounded like Fiere or something...He must have said fire I said to myself.
Many from the other side(those with grey uniform) fell from the hail of bullets fired from the blue jackets.
The leader yelled something, the rest of the grey jacket gathered to a new formation this time they were on two line... they kept on marching towards the blue jacket.
Then one of the soldier turned around and looked at my direction
My heart made another jump...he have seen me...I toke some dirt and greased my pale face with it and dragged some more dirt and leaf over my body
I looked at this soldier...who had begun to run as fast as he could towards the forrest and where I was.
I throw his rifle away and started to scream...it was not a scream of violence or what you call it...it was pure scream of fear. He was running as fast as he could, this was I thought.
I had my eyes fixed on this soldier and of course the others on the hills and around that hill.
The escaping soldier was about to enter the forrest when...I'll try to explain what I saw and heard....a cracking sound could be heard and I saw the throat of this soldier exploding and a cascade of blood and tissue was spreading around...his eyes turned from fear to shock...he ran some more meters and fell forward
What happened now was tragic but also comical in a weird way
He fell just half a meter from me and when this soldier saw me, he forgot for some second or so that he was in shock and fear. His eyes widen. He tried to say something but he couldn't then he closed his eyes and I could hear him draw his last breath
His feet or most of his left leg was laying inside the Cirkel I have be in about 4-6 hours from now.
Four to six hours !!?? I hope the fighting will be over or they have moved far away from me. Tried to remember this battle from my memory..what I have read and heard in all these documentary.
My hope went into fear, the fighting came closer...NOOOOO...please God don't let the battle come closer or don't let the fighting continue in the forrest around where I'm laying.
Well I said to myself you wanted to make this special trip, so enjoy it and notice so much as you can.
Then my famous words came
My entire Univers for a Digital Camera or two would be better with two huge memory cards.
I would have taken thousands of pictures with one of them and filmed as much as I could with Camera with the other Camera.
Seeing and experience this in real life and not in movies, documentary or read about it in books, isn't the same...a lifetime experience.
It will be the last however... never will I make such a journey again.
The thing I invented made it possible for me to make some special travel however, I had to travel without any clothes and other things.
I managed to get back to where I left from beginning.
I also decreased how far I could travel, cause this dizziness was to much and further away may destroy my brain.
Another note-Have to work on my invention so I can send a robot instead a robot with wheels or like those on tanks.
End of Story(And you don't have to believe me)
Markus
When you read my story(Which you don't have to believe) You would understand why I offered the entire Univers for such a technical equipment.
I have never been good at putting what I experience into written words or through spoken words. I'll give it a try nevertheless.
Start of story.
Oh man was I groggy, I felt like I was about to faint, my head was spinning ´round, had to get down on my knees. I had enough presence of mind to notice it was daylight and I was standing or more correctly sitting.
It toke some minutes before I came into my senses. I looked around. In front of me, there was about 3-5 row of trees then a huge open field with low hills. It was partly cloudy. Behind me it was forrest as far as I could see.
I looked down on my legs...WHAT!? I'm...all dressed in God's creation...why..it toke some second when I suddenly remembered everything.
OK, this mean I have to be on this spot, where I'm sitting in about 8 hours from now plus-minus 30-50 centimeters in each direction.
I made a Cirkel about 50-70 centimeters wide.
This wouldn't be enough I have to find back to this place, ´cause I had planed to walk around the area....
I looked around to see what I could use. I even came to think of my own time in the Scouts and from what I have seen in different type of documentary about surviving in the wilderness.
Found some branches around on the ground. I dragged the cortex off from some of these branches. This to make some rope to use for tying some of the branches to the trees.
I was thinking of making som big sign so I could find back to this spot again, even though I have walked 4-600 meters away.
How long all this toke, I don't know. When I was finished I walked three to four step forward and turned around. It is viewable. I was somehow proud of myself... I walked about ten more step forward turned around had to look for some second before I could see it...Good.
Turned around..looked at the top of one of these little hills..I walk in a straight line up to the top of that hill I said to myself.
Walked about 50 step...stopped turned around to see my spot...I panicked I couldn't see it...My heart start to beat real hard. OK, lets go back in a straight line again and then walk left to right until I find it..
It toke som minutes before I found it...I have to make it more visible than it is now. I found some long not to thick branches dragged the vortex of them so you could see the white-thing on them..from the vortex I made some more rope.
On each side of the spot I tied three of them in a row. Again I walked away and looked back now and then it was visible from a distance of 60 meters.
Hey what time is it ? I know I left about 8 o´clock(20.00 CET)
I could make one of these sun watches, but where is North...The sunrise is in the East. So I have to use East as reference point.
I looked at the sun...OK it seem it have been up above the horisont for some hours. On the top of the hill I pressed a branches into the ground and placed some others where I thought East, West, North and South. If I have done it correctly, the time should be around 9-11 O´clock local time.
Then I heard it...Gun being fired, Canon being fired, people yelling, screaming...it made my heart going into my brain of sudden fear.
Then I suddenly remembered why I came to this place. I walked back to my spot, but I stayed outside in the opening.
I could hear them coming closer and closer. I ran into the forrest, about where my spot was, I made little hole. where I placed myself I used my hands to drag some of the leaf and other thing over my body, as good as I could.
Then I saw the first soldier or horsemen.. it was one of them with grey uniform... more came and then a bunch of horsemen whit blue uniform. They was fighting fiercely. They fought up and down the hill away from me and back at the top.
The first foot soldier came into my view...it was a blue jacket...more arrived.
Well I didn't know the time and how long it had passed before the top of the hill was filled with soldiers and horsemen from both side(grey and blue)
Then I saw something I only have seen in movies, documentaries and pictures.
One of the soldier stood up raised his sword yelled something, I couldn't hear it..many of his soldiers stood up, lined up. I could see 3 row but how many they were side by side I couldn't really see.
They started marching towards some line hold by the blue jacket.
Fire...well I head it sounded like Fiere or something...He must have said fire I said to myself.
Many from the other side(those with grey uniform) fell from the hail of bullets fired from the blue jackets.
The leader yelled something, the rest of the grey jacket gathered to a new formation this time they were on two line... they kept on marching towards the blue jacket.
Then one of the soldier turned around and looked at my direction
My heart made another jump...he have seen me...I toke some dirt and greased my pale face with it and dragged some more dirt and leaf over my body
I looked at this soldier...who had begun to run as fast as he could towards the forrest and where I was.
I throw his rifle away and started to scream...it was not a scream of violence or what you call it...it was pure scream of fear. He was running as fast as he could, this was I thought.
I had my eyes fixed on this soldier and of course the others on the hills and around that hill.
The escaping soldier was about to enter the forrest when...I'll try to explain what I saw and heard....a cracking sound could be heard and I saw the throat of this soldier exploding and a cascade of blood and tissue was spreading around...his eyes turned from fear to shock...he ran some more meters and fell forward
What happened now was tragic but also comical in a weird way
He fell just half a meter from me and when this soldier saw me, he forgot for some second or so that he was in shock and fear. His eyes widen. He tried to say something but he couldn't then he closed his eyes and I could hear him draw his last breath
His feet or most of his left leg was laying inside the Cirkel I have be in about 4-6 hours from now.
Four to six hours !!?? I hope the fighting will be over or they have moved far away from me. Tried to remember this battle from my memory..what I have read and heard in all these documentary.
My hope went into fear, the fighting came closer...NOOOOO...please God don't let the battle come closer or don't let the fighting continue in the forrest around where I'm laying.
Well I said to myself you wanted to make this special trip, so enjoy it and notice so much as you can.
Then my famous words came
My entire Univers for a Digital Camera or two would be better with two huge memory cards.
I would have taken thousands of pictures with one of them and filmed as much as I could with Camera with the other Camera.
Seeing and experience this in real life and not in movies, documentary or read about it in books, isn't the same...a lifetime experience.
It will be the last however... never will I make such a journey again.
The thing I invented made it possible for me to make some special travel however, I had to travel without any clothes and other things.
I managed to get back to where I left from beginning.
I also decreased how far I could travel, cause this dizziness was to much and further away may destroy my brain.
Another note-Have to work on my invention so I can send a robot instead a robot with wheels or like those on tanks.
End of Story(And you don't have to believe me)
Markus