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Onkel Neal
05-05-18, 10:17 PM
Me and Sky are going to write a program to analyse horse racing in Hong Kong and pick winners, allowing us to get rich. Simple plan,and we might even podcast it for a small fee. Who would like to watch the weekly episodes? Sign up here.
Meanwhile, here's a smashing article (https://www.bloomberg.com/news/features/2018-05-03/the-gambler-who-cracked-the-horse-racing-code)about a guy who actually did it :03:
That's all I have time for now, I have to start writing the program and Sky is going to stake the first $100 thou. Or, wait, maybe Sky is writing the program and I'm funding it. :hmmm: Time to go turn the sofa cushions.
Catfish
05-06-18, 04:56 AM
Nice idea, though i still think it is impossible. Benter had to distribute the money on 50,000 probabilities, you cannot determine the right three horses winning for one game. I guess it it impossible to foresee breaking an ankle, or bribery and fraud in advance, even with the best of algorithms.
A bit like the puppeteer "luck breeding lottery" invented by Jerry Pournelle.
But just.. maybe?
Go ahead. :yep:
OT: And he invented algorithms? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Muhammad_ibn_Musa_al-Khwarizmi
Jimbuna
05-06-18, 06:43 AM
I found the article interesting. Not often is a bookmaker beaten and I've yet to come across a poor one.
I'd have loved him to write an algorithm for greyhound racing when my old man was alive.
Skybird
05-06-18, 08:02 AM
Maybe instead of starting to type in code and going to Hongkong I get over to Texas and start shaking you up a little...? :shucks: Because there can be no doubt that you will fund it and do the code, and I enjoy the benefits from my sofa throne.
And considering the many typos I type in - do you really want me to type any code...???
Mr Quatro
05-06-18, 10:47 AM
But you must have forgotten that Sky does not believe in banks or plastic and that he would have to deliver the 100k in person in cash :o
Not to mention his passport would have to be in order which would entail even more identification papers left to process and with no know pictures of Sky on this forum we can't really really be sure who he is, right? :arrgh!:
Onkel Neal
05-06-18, 11:19 AM
Maybe instead of starting to type in code and going to Hongkong I get over to Texas and start shaking you up a little...? :shucks: Because there can be no doubt that you will fund it and do the code, and I enjoy the benefits from my sofa throne.
And considering the many typos I type in - do you really want me to type any code...???
Ok, but I insist on a 50/50 split :haha:
Horse race is one of the sports I prefer to bet on.
My preferred type of betting is on something we call
V75-Here you have to find the winner in 7 trotting race
75 means there are prices for 5, 6 or 7 correct picks.
Mostly there is nothing to those who only had picked 5 out of 7 trotting race.
I have a tv-channel where they show horse race almost around the clock.
Markus
Skybird
05-06-18, 02:19 PM
Ok, but I insist on a 50/50 split :haha:
Coding: 25% contribution.
Investing: 25% contribution.
Versus:
Not messing up the code: 25% contribution.
Sofa surveillance of that you do it all correctly: 25% contribution.
Perfectly 50/50 im my book. :smug:
u crank
05-06-18, 02:48 PM
..... and with no know pictures of Sky on this forum we can't really really be sure who he is, right? :arrgh!:
German guy on a bicycle. Can't miss him. :O:
German guy on a bicycle. Can't miss him. :O:
Do not forget he will wear a helmet with one of these digital camera like the GoPro on his head.
Markus
Skybird in China, nah there are no British sun beds he can throw his towel on. :03:
Skybird
05-06-18, 06:44 PM
Bright heads like mine make their own shiny sunlight. ;) No need to waste time on a sun bed. I will throw my towel over your head when I overtake you with my bicycle, and film it with a GoPro.
Bright heads like mine make their own shiny sunlight. ;) No need to waste time on a sun bed. I will throw my towel over your head when I overtake you with my bicycle, and film it with a GoPro.
German humour still as dry as ever. :haha:
Watch out China the new Internet sensation Sky is on the way. :03:
That's good news for Neal he can pocket all the money. :)
Now I'm talking in a egocentric way
If I should "invent" a super program like these two fellow did
I would keep it for myself
Markus
em2nought
05-07-18, 12:15 PM
But you must have forgotten that Sky does not believe in banks or plastic and that he would have to deliver the 100k in person in cash :o
He rightly doesn't believe in fiat currency either so it will have to be silver or gold. I recommend gold, 100k in silver is damn heavy. :03:
Mr Quatro
05-07-18, 12:23 PM
That's all I have time for now, I have to start writing the program and Sky is going to stake the first $100 thou. Or, wait, maybe Sky is writing the program and I'm funding it. :hmmm: Time to go turn the sofa cushions.
Wait I just re-read the deal and Sky might not have to come up with any cash, but then he went and offered a 50/50 split ...
as long as nothing has been signed it's just another Stormy Daniels thing :o
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