APB Out For Suspect Squirrel...Eichhörnchen?...

[vienna]

Desperate lawbreaker makes bold attack in bid to escape:


https://nypost.com/2017/12/31/cookie-eating-squirrel-goes-nuts-on-cops/


Don't worry, Eichhörnchen: we'll tell the fuzz you was with us at the time...

(Unless there's a reward...)...






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[propbeanie]

I think they're just looking for compensation for the rabies shots they had to get... :o

[THEBERBSTER]

Big E lost one of his squidgers. :Kaleun_Binocular:
Peter
https://s14.postimg.org/k3eiajovl/Squidger.png

[Eichhörnchen]

That sure was one hungry cousin... did he have his little acorn getaway car ticking over outside? :haha:

[Reece]

No he stole a nearby motorcycle and took off!!:yep:
https://www.webtrends.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/ChipmunkCycle.gif

[Cyborg322]

Don't be ridiculous Squirrels cannot ride Motorcycles ..... that is a quite clearly a Lambretta.

[Eichhörnchen]

https://i.imgur.com/JUTGDXC.jpg

My great uncle, Officer Hymer Nibbler, of the Acorn County Highway Patrol

[Jeff-Groves]

I heard his career ended badly.
https://www.askideas.com/media/27/Squirrel-Funny-Road-Kill-Picture.jpg

[Eichhörnchen]

Yup... law-enforcement isn't really a rodent's game :haha:

[Catfish]

^^ ..gets the "not-my-job" award of the year.

[Cyborg322]

https://i.imgur.com/JUTGDXC.jpg

My great uncle, Officer Hymer Nibbler, of the Acorn County Highway Patrol

Yes but he's using stabilizers that does not count as a Motorcyclist

[Eichhörnchen]

He needed those because he often used to squeeze his nuts up inside his helmet, which made him top heavy

[Reece]

Now I've heard everything!!:yep:

[Eichhörnchen]

I hope that is everything now on this subject :yep: