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Gerald
11-23-17, 07:30 PM
O'Naturel is thought to be the first dining experience of its kind in the French capital.
Customers have to leave their clothes – and their phones – at the door.

http://www.bbc.com/news/video_and_audio/must_see/42090467/nudist-restaurant-opens-in-paris

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Skybird
11-23-17, 08:02 PM
No wonder that certain other cultures and people dispise us so much. Have we nothing more urgent stuff on mind?

And no, a fat, wrinkled old man or woman where nothing stands anymore but evertyhign hangs, is no beautiful sight that must be revealed to the world. From a certain nage and physical status on you better keep dressed instead of unsheathing.

Jimbuna
11-23-17, 08:27 PM
No wonder that certain other cultures and people dispise us so much. Have we nothing more urgent stuff on mind?



Been thinking that for a few years now.

Reece
11-24-17, 03:20 AM
Good grief, trying to eat something with certain things in view would put me right off!!!http://www.desismileys.com/smileys/desismileys_2964.gif (http://www.desismileys.com/)

Eichhörnchen
11-24-17, 09:49 AM
Meat and two veg. always on the menu :)

Jimbuna
11-24-17, 09:53 AM
Good grief, trying to eat something with certain things in view would put me right off!!!http://www.desismileys.com/smileys/desismileys_2964.gif (http://www.desismileys.com/)

Best if you wear a blindfold but be extra careful as you're feeling about for something to eat.

STEED
11-24-17, 05:50 PM
Hygiene clearly thrown out the window.

Gerald
11-24-17, 05:57 PM
Think twice before ya sit down.:O:

STEED
11-24-17, 06:02 PM
If you think I'm going to grab some nuts off a plate after some guy having his hand on his nuts then....:o

Gerald
11-24-17, 06:04 PM
:har:If you think I'm going to grab some nuts off a plate after some guy having his hand on his nuts then....:o
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Eichhörnchen
11-25-17, 12:06 PM
A rissole & chips, please

em2nought
11-25-17, 01:03 PM
A rissole, please
If Angie Harmon was what's for dinner there I might consider it. :D
https://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/rizzoliandisles/images/6/63/Season3.jpeg/revision/latest?cb=20150726160051

vienna
11-25-17, 02:30 PM
Hmm...

Imagine the effect of accidentally spilling hot coffee in one's lap... :hmmm:








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STEED
11-25-17, 04:23 PM
Hmm...

Imagine the effect of accidentally spilling hot coffee in one's lap... :hmmm:








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vienna
11-25-17, 04:32 PM
A chilling thought...







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Subnuts
11-25-17, 04:56 PM
Never really cared for the way nudists tasted.

Too gamey. :hmmm:

u crank
11-25-17, 06:29 PM
Never really cared for the way nudists tasted.

Too gamey. :hmmm:

Especially the older ones.:O:

Reece
11-25-17, 06:37 PM
And lets not think of loose hands!!! :dead: Or, is that a spider I saw run down the tablecloth!!:D

Gerald
11-25-17, 11:24 PM
And lets not think of loose hands!!! :dead: Or, is that a spider I saw run down the tablecloth!!:D I can present ya to the owner,so ya can have fun.:yeah:

razark
11-26-17, 01:33 AM
Imagine the effect of accidentally sitting on ice cream. :hmmm:
I just have to wonder how often you have that problem, then.

Reece
11-26-17, 05:04 AM
That's better than sitting on a schnitzenGruben!!:o:oops:

https://i.pinimg.com/736x/64/b9/30/64b9301df23484deb60a3b4556b94ef9--saddles-actors.jpg

Eisenwurst
11-26-17, 05:32 AM
Probably the only place where the staff would be scared of getting a tip.

Schroeder
11-26-17, 05:52 AM
That's better than sitting on a schnitzenGruben!!:o:oops:

A what?:doh:

STEED
11-26-17, 06:28 AM
And lets not think of loose hands!!! :dead: Or, is that a spider I saw run down the tablecloth!!:D

Billy Connolly? :hmmm:

STEED
11-26-17, 06:31 AM
I just have to wonder how often you have that problem, then.

Never happen to me, I have no plans to visit a nudist restaurant what's so ever. :smug:

Reece
11-26-17, 06:53 AM
A what?:doh:
schnitzengruben definition. a large German sausage!!

Jimbuna
11-26-17, 09:06 AM
You do realise I can read post deletions https://i.imgur.com/DssLJv7.gif

razark
11-26-17, 11:40 AM
Never happen to me, I have no plans to visit a nudist restaurant what's so ever. :smug:
Well, you're the one worried about sitting on ice cream. Figured you must have some issue to be so concerned.

Mr Quatro
11-26-17, 12:46 PM
What happens if a lady accidentally drops food in her neither place? :o

Just scope it up and eat it or place it in a napkin? :yep:

Reece
11-26-17, 05:43 PM
No!! Allow the person next to you to assist!.:yep:

Schroeder
11-26-17, 05:55 PM
schnitzengruben definition. a large German sausage!!Yeah, sure, whatever...Urban dictionary was my friend...it's not actually a German word.:doh:

Reece
11-26-17, 06:00 PM
You need to watch an old epic movie Blazing Saddles!!:up:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s9JqbCH4aVw

STEED
11-26-17, 06:39 PM
Oh My...:o

We have one in the UK!

18 October 2016

Prepare for strip off! London's first naked restaurant where diners eat completely in the buff is set to return permanentlyhttp://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/food/article-3846996/London-s-naked-restaurant-diners-eat-completely-buff-set-return-permanently.html

Gerald
11-27-17, 01:37 AM
So ya have been there STEED? I bet that.:haha:

Reece
11-27-17, 04:22 AM
Yes he has, he's just trying to be modest, but I know he's a regular there.:yep:

Mr Quatro
11-27-17, 09:42 AM
Yes he has, he's just trying to be modest, but I know he's a regular there.:yep:

So what you are basically saying is that you have seen Steed in the nude ... :o

Is this correct?

Eichhörnchen
11-27-17, 11:00 AM
I'm pretty sure that's what he meant

vienna
11-27-17, 02:12 PM
Reece's reaction:


https://sarahleelopez4377.files.wordpress.com/2014/04/oh-my-eyes_zps861989b5.jpg









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STEED
11-27-17, 04:51 PM
:har: :har: :har: :har:

Reece and I eat there regularly and Vendor is the waiter. :03:

vienna
11-27-17, 04:54 PM
All of you at a nude restaurant? Cheeky...






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STEED
11-27-17, 04:59 PM
All of you at a nude restaurant? Cheeky...






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Jim's the chef! :o

I say chef, more like a lazy old git who serves pot noodle only. :haha:

Gerald
11-27-17, 06:40 PM
:har: :har: :har: :har:

Reece and I eat there regularly and Vendor is the waiter. :03::up:

Schroeder
11-27-17, 07:05 PM
All of you at a nude restaurant? Cheeky...

I guess there were more cheeks on display than you would want to see.:dead:

Reece
11-27-17, 07:31 PM
. . . especially the flabby ones!!:oops::doh:

STEED
11-27-17, 07:49 PM
I guess there were more cheeks on display than you would want to see.:dead:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TbN9doxZusQ

vienna
11-27-17, 08:29 PM
What happens if a lady accidentally drops food in her neither place? :o

Just scope it up and eat it or place it in a napkin? :yep:

Calls the waiter: "Waiter, there's soup in my fly..."...








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