Red Alert Team: this is a drill

[Onkel Neal]

In light of the massive North Korean spam attack earlier this week, this is a drill. If you are a member of the Red Alert Team, please act accordingly. This will test the system to ensure an actual red alert goes smoothly.

[Aktungbby]

"레드 팀! 그냥 그 aktung의 제거! :arrgh!: 그는 항상 우리의 공격 계획을 전리품!" :O:http://thefederalist.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/Kim-Jong-Un-Commodore-641.jpg

[Eichhörnchen]

Just don't press the bruddy red one

[Onkel Neal]

Dowly and Glynn, proceed to the fallout shelter for your reward and
radiation tablets.

Glynn, you get an extra iodide bath for also turning in a bad post report, good show

[Onkel Neal]

Marcel, David, Stefan, I show your reports, thanks.

[Eichhörnchen]

Dowly and Glynn, proceed to the fallout shelter for your reward and
radiation tablets.

Glynn, you get an extra iodide bath for also turning in a bad post report, good show

When it was for real on Monday, I couldn't see how I could report a bad post without opening one of them; if I remember correctly though, you are safe to open one of these buggers' posts just so long as you don't click on any links... is that right?

[Dowly]

When it was for real on Monday, I couldn't see how I could report a bad post without opening one of them; if I remember correctly though, you are safe to open one of these buggers' posts just so long as you don't click on any links... is that right?Yes.

[Eichhörnchen]

Thanks, furry one :up:

[propbeanie]

... might depend on the content of the jpeg and the sensitivity of his eyes... :arrgh!:

[Onkel Neal]

I got everything set up on my new phone, and I received all the alerts from each of you who sent one. I still need to set up the proper notification, it seems that notification sounds and ringtones are different on my phone. So, if you want to send a second test message, let her rip

[Eichhörnchen]

Done

[Schroeder]

Done
Done too.

[Onkel Neal]

Oh man, it works too well!!

I got three quick responses from Marcel, Dowly, and Glynn, and I said to myself, great that will do the job, there's no way I can sleep through this damn alarm.

I installed the first one

http://soundbible.com/tags-air-raid-siren.html

Then I left my phone in the conference room and went downstairs and I got one from Stefan, half the office thought we were under attack :)

[STEED]

Relax Neal, NK has not got the balls to spam subsims. We have our secret weapon Jim who will hit them with 100,000 plus posts. :03: :)

[Schroeder]

Then I left my phone in the conference room and went downstairs and I got one from Stefan, half the office thought we were under attack :)
Ok, then from now on I'll charge 250$ a month for not setting an alarm off every day at 3a.m. your local time and one more around 3p.m. your local time.:smug:

BZW (that is a German accented BTW) where is my spam hunter badge gone to?:doh:

[u crank]

Ok, then from now on I'll charge 250$ a month for not setting an alarm off every day at 3a.m. your local time and one more around 3p.m. your local time.:smug:

You Germans are innovative. And tricky. :haha:

BZW (that is a German accented BTW) where is my spam hunter badge gone to?:doh:


I can see your spam hunter badge.:yep:

[Eichhörnchen]

Ok, then from now on I'll charge 250$ a month for not setting an alarm off every day at 3a.m. your local time and one more around 3p.m. your local time.:smug:

:haha:

[Jimbuna]

Relax Neal, NK has not got the balls to spam subsims. We have our secret weapon Jim who will hit them with 100,000 plus posts. :03: :)

https://i.imgur.com/YXiVtdW.gif

[STEED]

https://i.imgur.com/YXiVtdW.gif

That's the sprite jim, sock it to NK.

[Onkel Neal]

$250 a month is ok, :Kaleun_Wink: but don't tell the other members of the RA Team. I don't think I can afford it for everyone.

[Eichhörnchen]

I just noticed that Mr Quatro also made a good effort to report here:

http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/showpost.php?p=2521229&postcount=2199

... and it looks as though you reported not very long after I'd spotted it https://i.imgur.com/7suBJan.gif

[nikimcbee]

Somebody said spam? Are we still serving any, cuz I love the jalapeno spam, with cheese melted on it.:Kaleun_Salivating:

[nikimcbee]

That's the sprite jim, sock it to NK.

http://i.cdn.turner.com/cnn/2010/WORLD/asiapcf/08/15/south.korea.reunification/t1larg.jpg

I see the Boooona now. He's sun burned in his knickers and he's eating a plate of curried spam. ...maybe spam bulgogi...
Race over and ask him if he'll share a bite?

[nikimcbee]

http://cdn.cnn.com/cnnnext/dam/assets/151210132231-kim-jong-un-phone-super-tease.jpg

Herro, is dis Buna's curried spam take-away?

[vienna]

"레드 팀! 그냥 그 aktung의 제거! :arrgh!: 그는 항상 우리의 공격 계획을 전리품!" :O:


That's easy for you to say...






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