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August
03-01-17, 02:28 PM
...that you forgot your girlfriend was sitting on your shoulders?

http://i.imgur.com/qjvigC8.png
Skybird
03-01-17, 02:30 PM
:har:
ikalugin
03-01-17, 02:42 PM
No, for some reason i always maintain the perfect clarity of mind when consuming ethanol.
nikimcbee
03-01-17, 02:44 PM
In before Dowly.:Kaleun_Cheers:

I still haven't fallen off the PT boat yet.
Commander Wallace
03-01-17, 03:03 PM
...that you forgot your girlfriend was sitting on your shoulders?

http://i.imgur.com/qjvigC8.png


Ah, It must be Mardi Gras time in New Orleans and fun times are had by all. :D
Buddahaid
03-01-17, 04:19 PM
Can't be. I'm still in the French Quarter and those people look to normal. No beads.
Commander Wallace
03-01-17, 05:31 PM
Can't be. I'm still in the French Quarter and those people look to normal. No beads.

:haha: I'm thinking everyone at Mardi Gras starts out normal but as the day or night wears on, not to mention the alcohol usage, anything is possible. :03:
mapuc
03-01-17, 05:56 PM
I think the expression on the girlfriends face says it all.

Markus
GoldenRivet
03-01-17, 05:58 PM
My man there has his girlfriend sitting on the wrong side of his shoulders LOL
Gargamel
03-02-17, 01:02 AM
My man there has his girlfriend sitting on the wrong side of his shoulders LOL

Nah.... that makes it hard to breathe, and limits access to other women.
Jimbuna
03-02-17, 08:27 AM
Good to see he had the presence of mind to hold onto his drink.
Aktungbby
03-02-17, 10:28 AM
Hey! at my age, if I could have a lass on my shoulders and one in my arms... not only would that B multitasking but mighty big o' me as well!:O:
Wolferz
03-02-17, 11:39 AM
I've never been "that" drunk.

Come to think of it..
No girl has been drunk enough to sit on my shoulders.:O:
August
03-02-17, 02:10 PM
Hey! at my age, if I could have a lass on my shoulders and one in my arms... not only would that B multitasking but mighty big o' me as well!:O:


At our age if we had a girl on our shoulders our bursitis would be kicking up something fierce. :)
Aktungbby
03-02-17, 10:18 PM
At our age if we had a girl on our shoulders our bursitis would be kicking up something fierce. :)

AHEM! at our age, our bursitis is the only thing that can kick up...fiercly!:doh:
Catfish
03-03-17, 05:27 AM
AHEM! at our age, our bursitis is the only thing that can kick up...fiercly!:doh:

:haha:
Two seniors on a bench:
1. "Christmas is nice"
Long pause ..
2. "Making Love is also nice!
Longer pause ..
1. "But Christmas happens more often."
:O:
Jimbuna
03-03-17, 06:59 AM
:haha:
Two seniors on a bench:
1. "Christmas is nice"
Long pause ..
2. "Making Love is also nice!
Longer pause ..
1. "But Christmas happens more often."
:O:

Dear alcohol, We had a deal where you would make me funnier, smarter, and a better dancer... I saw the video... we need to talk.
Jimbuna
03-03-17, 07:02 AM
My nookie days are over
My pilot light is out
What used to be my sex appeal
Is now my water spout.

Time was when, on its own accord
From my trousers it would spring
But now I've got a full-time job
To find the blasted thing.

It used to be embarrassing
The way it would behave
For every single morning
It would stand and watch me shave.

Now as old age approaches
It sure gives me the blues
To see it hang its little head
And watch me tie my shoes.
Buddahaid
03-05-17, 02:32 PM
There's supposed to be compensation. They lied!
Catfish
03-05-17, 03:02 PM
There's supposed to be compensation. They lied!

Do you mean suspension :hmmm:
STEED
03-05-17, 07:26 PM
Got drunk once and I felt ill and that was it for me. I rather enjoy one or two bottles of ale once a month these days. Just can not see the reason why people get drunk every weekend. :doh:
Jimbuna
03-06-17, 07:50 AM
Can't stand the taste or smell of alcoholic drinks...never touch the stuff :shifty:








http://i.imgur.com/tenQU9b.gif
STEED
03-06-17, 07:57 AM
Can't stand the taste or smell of alcoholic drinks...never touch the stuff :shifty:








http://i.imgur.com/tenQU9b.gif

I bet you like it this way..

http://shutupandtakemymoney.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/whiskey-filled-chocolate-2-300x250.jpg


http://assets.nydailynews.com/polopoly_fs/1.471243.1314630406!/img/httpImage/image.jpg_gen/derivatives/article_750/alg-adult-chocolate-jpg.jpg
Jimbuna
03-06-17, 08:00 AM
Nah, too fattening.
STEED
03-06-17, 08:04 AM
Nah, too fattening.


http://i.imgur.com/tenQU9b.gif



Sorted. :)
Platapus
03-16-17, 05:29 PM
To me, the worst was getting drunk, sleeping for eight hours and waking up still drunk.

Waking up with a hangover is a joy compared to experiencing the birth of a hangover while awake.