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fireftr18
06-11-16, 08:44 PM
I think I saw something about building boats on the back of the car. :D http://www.ems1.com/international/articles/98506048-VIdeo-Mercedes-driver-blocks-Slovakian-ambulance/

Betonov
06-12-16, 01:19 AM
1) I was a medic in the civil defence once, I am not going to stoop so low as to block the path of an ambulance
2) Not a Mercedes fan
3) Too poor to own a Mercedes

and most important

4) I am from Slovenia (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Slovenia), not Slovakia (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Slovakia) :stare:

But I did use the wake of a passing ambulance once to get out of a traffic jam.

Schroeder
06-12-16, 02:18 AM
4) I am from Slovenia (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Slovenia), not Slovakia (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Slovakia) :stare:

I guess you haven't been long enough on this board for people to understand the difference yet.:D

Eichhörnchen
06-12-16, 02:31 AM
Would you find it easier to get women if you were Slovakian?

Betonov
06-12-16, 03:16 AM
I guess you haven't been long enough on this board for people to understand the difference yet.:D

I'll take a trip to Bratislava one day, post pictures and then see heads explode :rotfl2:

Would you find it easier to get women if you were Slovakian?

More like if I went to Slovakia.
They're more open to a guys personality than looks I've been told.
But then again, I'd have no problem finding a woman in Slovenia if I wasn't an idiot :nope:

Schroeder
06-12-16, 04:58 AM
But then again, I'd have no problem finding a woman in Slovenia if I wasn't an idiot :nope:
Funny, over here you have to be an idiot to get women...or at least all the idiots I know have one....oh and it definitely helps to be the opening of a rear end to get women over here....:/\\!!

Betonov
06-12-16, 05:12 AM
Funny, over here you have to be an idiot to get women...or at least all the idiots I know have one....oh and it definitely helps to be the opening of a rear end to get women over here....:/\\!!

''the dumbest farmer has the fattest potato'' ~ native Slovene saying

Schroeder
06-12-16, 06:55 AM
''the dumbest farmer has the fattest potato'' ~ native Slovene saying
Odd....because that's also a native German saying.
"Die dümmsten Bauern haben die dicksten Kartoffeln":D

Oberon
06-12-16, 07:07 AM
More like if I went to Slovakia.
They're more open to a guys personality than looks I've been told.


Slovakian lasses are alright, nice to work with. :yep:

Jimbuna
06-12-16, 07:08 AM
''the dumbest farmer has the fattest potato'' ~ native Slovene saying

Pity....you were obviously born during the potato famine :O:

Betonov
06-12-16, 07:12 AM
Odd....because that's also a native German saying.
"Die dümmsten Bauern haben die dicksten Kartoffeln":D

I'm not surprised, 3/4 of our identity is Germanic, only 1/4 slavic.

http://i.imgur.com/vXYpbC9.png