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Kptlt. Neuerburg
05-10-16, 10:58 AM
Just a little something I had whipped up after playing some Assassin's Creed Black Flag, The Spamming Sailor which is based off of the sea shanty Drunken Sailor.

THE SPAMMING SAILOR
What do we do with a spamming sailor,
What do we do with a spamming sailor,
What do we do with spamming sailor early in the morning!


Weigh heigh, up she rises
Weigh heigh, up she rises
Weigh heigh, up she rises, early in the morning!

Throw 'im in the brig with bilge rats on 'im,
Throw 'im the brig with bilge rats on 'im,
Throw 'im in the brig with bilge rats on 'im early in the morning!

Weigh heigh, up she rises,
Weigh heigh, up she rises,
Weigh heigh, up she rises, early in the morning!

Give him wack the with the 'ole ban hammer,
Give him wack the with the 'ole ban hammer,
Give him a wack with the 'ole ban hammer early in the morning!

Weigh heigh, up she rises,
Weigh heigh, up she rises,
Weigh heigh, up she rises, early in the morning!

So if you see a spam post paste this shanty there and make sure to report the post!:arrgh!:
Rhodes
05-10-16, 12:25 PM
http://forums.getpaint.net/uploads/monthly_12_2015/post-46346-0-59434200-1449677419.jpg
Jimbuna
05-10-16, 03:27 PM
:ping:
Onkel Neal
05-10-16, 06:24 PM
Ah likes it:Kaleun_Periskop:
fireftr18
05-10-16, 06:48 PM
https://search.yahoo.com/search?fr=mcafee&type=C211US0D20151119&p=monty+python%2C+spam+and+eggs

I appreciate the shout our to The Bilge Rat's
Kptlt. Neuerburg
05-10-16, 11:18 PM
Ah likes it:Kaleun_Periskop:
:Kaleun_Cheers:

https://search.yahoo.com/search?fr=mcafee&type=C211US0D20151119&p=monty+python%2C+spam+and+eggs

I appreciate the shout our to The Bilge Rat's
No problem, besides it wouldn't of rhymed quite the same without the Bilge Rat's. As for the Monty Python sketch Spam and Eggs is good this is the best sketch I've ever seen https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n66WFj5pYgI
Aktungbby
05-11-16, 01:01 AM
I appreciate the shout our to The Bilge Rat's

:Kaleun_Cheers:


No problem, besides it wouldn't of rhymed quite the same without the Bilge Rat's.
Of course that would depend on your definition of rime ... we can lick any icy iambic pentameter issue Throw 'im/ in the/ brig with/ bilge rats/ on 'im/ early/ in the/ morning/!
That may be more dactylic than iambic or simply a heptameter stanza:timeout: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I5lsuyUNu_4 (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I5lsuyUNu_4) "Weigh Heigh, up we bilge rats rises; We'll grimly gnaw 'im, early in the morning!"http://www.sherv.net/cm/emoticons/hello/waving-hat-smiley-emoticon.gif
Commander Wallace
05-11-16, 06:57 AM
https://search.yahoo.com/search?fr=mcafee&type=C211US0D20151119&p=monty+python%2C+spam+and+eggs

I appreciate the shout our to The Bilge Rat's


Bilge Rat, eggs, bacon and a side order of Spam and Monty Python to go with it. :haha:
Eichhörnchen
05-11-16, 09:44 AM
Don't forget the cheese and cake :)
fireftr18
05-11-16, 08:48 PM
:Kaleun_Cheers:


No problem, besides it wouldn't of rhymed quite the same without the Bilge Rat's. As for the Monty Python sketch Spam and Eggs is good this is the best sketch I've ever seen https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n66WFj5pYgI

:k_rofl: