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It seems that the Zika virus has arrived in Texas via sexual transmission:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-35478778
Commander Wallace
02-02-16, 03:54 PM
It was only a matter of time.
Wolferz
02-02-16, 05:25 PM
911 operator: "911 what is the nature of your emergency?"
Caller: " There is a woman here bleeding to death from the Zika virus"
911 operator: " Sir, I don't believe the Zika virus makes you bleed to death"
Caller: "It does if you gives it to me!"
Rockstar
02-02-16, 07:54 PM
From a monkey in the Zika forest to a man in Texas.
Catfish
02-03-16, 04:35 AM
From a monkey in the Zika forest to a man in Texas.
Makes you think ...
But then, the AIDS virus was transferred from a long tailed monkey to .. :hmmm:
:-?
Rockstar
02-03-16, 09:44 AM
Zika virus suddenly breaks out in areas where it was previously unknown. Enter British firm Oxitec to save the day. :hmm2:
Onkel Neal
02-03-16, 11:01 AM
Not good, not good. I'm either going to have to stop getting bitten by mosquitoes, or stop.... oh no. :wah:
Please not another media milking story that will go on and on and on and on...
Zika virus suddenly breaks out in areas where it was previously unknown. Enter British firm Oxitec to save the day. :hmm2:
That's what happens when we weaponise Didcot. :dead:
Rockstar
02-03-16, 12:46 PM
Please not another media milking story that will go on and on and on and on...
http://i.giphy.com/9njPIjUqFsCyY.gif
Udderly fascinating...
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Our "specialist" say if you have a good health, it will be like having a flu for about a week.
If you are pregnant or having a bad health then this Zika, could as any type of influenza be dangerous to you or in the Zika case be dangerous for the woman who's pregnant.
Markus
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