A question about umbrellas

[Rhodes]

A question to our fellow UK foruners about umbrellas. Of course it can be for every one, but IMO, they are the lead expert in umbrellas.

So the story goes, one of my latte umbrella was a old one, that belong to a friend and tenant of my grandmother. After she went to a home, the umbrella went to my grandmother and after she pass way, I began to use it.
It was a all wood umbrella, with a steel frame and the cloth was rubberized (I think, it was not nylon tissue). Was very strong and could sustain those windy days. But it was ruined a few time ago, after an accident.
I would like to buy some good umbrella, to substitute it. Possibly a walking umbrella and strong. From time to time I go searching for a vintage one, in ebay.uk, but normally they are quite expensive.
Anyone knows online shops that I can look?

[Tchocky]

I'm intrigued and somehow unsurprised to find people looking for umbrella advice on GT.

As an inveterate forgetter/emergency purchaser of umbrellas, I can't wait to see what pops up.

PS - Mods please keep a close eye on this one.

[Rhodes]

Well, umbrellas are a topic, a general one. Of course this being in GT, it could go to:

1. food

2. politics

3. blame Obama and etc! :woot:

[Tchocky]

I got you covered!

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/05/16/article-2325606-19D1F3B7000005DC-504_634x458.jpg

[THEBERBSTER]

When they are up they are up they are up, and when they are down they are down they are down, and when they are only half way up your likely to get poked in the eye lol.
Peter

[ivanov.ruslan]

http://www.amazon.com/Campmor-euroSCHIRM-Birdiepal-Outdoor-Umbrella/dp/B00DLTDVWG

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F3oyTyWq9_I

These would praise them

Incredibly, will help you at Atlantic storm....may be http://www.nariba.com/forum/images/smilies/017.gif

http://www.fultonumbrellas.com/mens/all-mens-umbrellas/

[Rhodes]

I got you covered!



ehehehe:haha::up:!

ivanov.ruslan - thanks!:salute:

[Jimbuna]

Obviously not of the design you favour butthis is what I carry in the car with me and have only used twice in six years.

http://www.johnlewis.com/totes-wonderlight-auto-open-close-crook-umbrella-black/p1707308

[XabbaRus]

Ask the Bulgarians. Their umbrellas come with optional extras.

[ivanov.ruslan]

Heh,rotate, twist, has a military theme coming.....:)

[Sailor Steve]

PS - Mods please keep a close eye on this one.
Don't worry, we're always keeping an eye on you...him...IT! :O:

[Buddahaid]

I learned to dislike umbrellas at an early age in school. Being one of the tallest persons, I was continually poked in the head by the relatively flat ones common at the time. I still don't like them and get a good laugh at the people who use them when it just looks like one drop might fall on them.

[Rhodes]

Obviously not of the design you favour butthis is what I carry in the car with me and have only used twice in six years.

http://www.johnlewis.com/totes-wonderlight-auto-open-close-crook-umbrella-black/p1707308

Thanks Jim, even if I prefer bigger ones, the small ones are more versatile...umbrellas that is! :O:

[Jimbuna]

Thanks Jim, even if I prefer bigger ones, the small ones are more versatile...umbrellas that is! :O:

Oh Matron!! :o

[Aktungbby]

I think this thread is headed toward umbrella control::D https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ozeDlXeEH78 (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ozeDlXeEH78) http://static1.squarespace.com/static/55a11546e4b0a4ccb8b20a3c/55a115b1e4b0275b68a22301/55a115b3e4b0275b68a22396/1436620518186/?format=750w
Benefits:


Excellent long range, can strike weapons or weapons bearing arms, hands etc.
Can swing out wide extending with one arm or can be held close with two hands and thrusted
Can use to keep attacker away, enabling time to call for help
Can keep multiple attackers at bay, at least for some time
Can be used in stabbing/thrusting motion to strike with the tip
Can be used as impact weapon
Common benign item
Can be taken even on aircraft
Used for offence and defence/blocking
Can be carried in public places
VERY strong
There are lots of systems that teach stick fighting of similar lengths to the umbrella so you can gain proficiency
Can keep rain off you and a friend

Disadvantages:


Can be odd on bright sunny days
Some can feel awkward carrying around an umbrella
Can be cumbersome to carry around at first
Can be seen as 'uncool' http://www.amazon.com/Standard-Unbreakable-Umbrella-Walking-Self-Defense/dp/B00C2TI14E (http://www.amazon.com/Standard-Unbreakable-Umbrella-Walking-Self-Defense/dp/B00C2TI14E) I know Steed will be looking into one of these in honor of his namesake!:O:

[STEED]

Make way for the umbrella expert, right now I can offer a good range of umbrellas at good prices.

Sword umbrella

Camera umbrella

Knock out gas umbrella

Sturdy grip umbrella to knock weapons out of bad guys hands

Who needs guns knifes tanks atom bombs? You're classic 1960's Spy hero needs not these just a good solid umbrella.

Interested in the above? We also have multi function umbrellas all four in one super secret agent umbrella that comes in super Black or Gloss Black or Matt Black or just plain old Black.

Still interested?

STEED'S Secret Agent Umbrellas
Mothers secret agent training camp
Some where in England
UK

And I will send you a full catalog with pictures and prices and with your first order you will receive the secret agent invisible ink pen free.

[Rhodes]

Sword umbrella please! And Mrs. Peel phone number! :D

[vienna]

When weaponized umbrellas are outlawed, only outlaws will have umbrellas...


<O>

[Platapus]

Have you researched umbrella repair shops? There are a few here in the US.
If it is truly a great quality umbrella that has some history, it might be worth having it professionally repaired.

[STEED]

Sword umbrella please! And Mrs. Peel phone number! :D

Sword umbrella on the way soon, as for Mrs Peel phone number you will have to get behind Sailor Steve.

BTW: you're in for a very long wait, Steve been on the phone to her for the last 30 years! :)

[Rhodes]

Didn't you know? I'm a Time Lord and have a TARDIS. I just go back 30 years +/- and....:smug:

[STEED]

Didn't you know? I'm a Time Lord and have a TARDIS. I just go back 30 years +/- and....:smug:

:hmmm:

[Sailor Steve]

BTW: you're in for a very long wait, Steve been on the phone to her for the last 30 years! :)
That's a dirty lie. I haven't been on the phone with her, I've been trying to call her. Never got through once. Well, once, but that was enough. She told me if I called her again I was in real trouble.

I keep hoping she'll pop in and tie me up. Maybe more. What I'll probably get is some guy putting me in traction for the next decade. But hope springs eternal...:D

[STEED]

I keep hoping she'll pop in and tie me up. Maybe more.


http://rs309.pbsrc.com/albums/kk378/DesignsBySherry/ToadilyInsane.gif~c200

Too early in the morning Steve.

[Sailor Steve]

:rotfl2: :har: :haha:

Any day I can make Steed nervous is a good one. :yep:

[Buddahaid]

I keep hoping she'll pop in and tie me up. Maybe more.

Like snoop around and notice all the dust by running one ever so cute finger along your bookshelf, wrinkle her little nose, then eat all your crisps.......

[STEED]

:rotfl2: :har: :haha:

Any day I can make Steed nervous is a good one. :yep:

I may need psychiatric therapy for the rest of my last.