"I'm going to kill you, you're dead. Die! Die!"

[STEED]

Police: We had a report of a domestic and a women screaming, where is she?
Male: I don't know what you're talking about, I live alone.

Police: Come on mate, people clearly heard you yelling you were going to kill her and furniture getting thrown around the unit.

Police: Come on mate, what have you done to her?

Male: It was a spider.

Police: Sorry??

Male: It was a spider, a really big one!!

Police: What about the woman screaming?

Male: Yeah sorry that was me, I really, really hate spiders.

https://uk.news.yahoo.com/mans-noisy-spider-battle-sparks-police-calls-113049437.html#4hImVrs


Gave me a good laugh. :har:

[Betonov]

That was not a native Australian.
They domesticate large spiders, not scream at them :O:

[Commander Wallace]

lol

[BossMark]

Nice one :D:D

[Jimbuna]

http://i.imgur.com/2uELmID.png

[Rhodes]

http://i.imgur.com/v0rhDAC.gif
Spider-man vs Ant-man!

[STEED]

Newspapers are good for swatting bugs.

Moving on..

Saw a big rat today bigger than a Chihuahua! :eek:

Bloody heck James Herbert Rats Trilogy comes to mind.

[CaptainRamius]

That's just sad. What has happened to our civilization?
The woman screaming was him? :nope:

[Cybermat47]

Never forget.

Schmidt the Spider

????-2015

R.I.P.

[Rhodes]

Never forget.

Schmidt the Spider

????-2015

R.I.P.
:har::har::har::up:

Possible 2015-2015. I think they do not live long!

[Sailor Steve]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2yvoRtHSQ4Y

[CaptainRamius]

Never forget.

Schmidt the Spider

????-2015

R.I.P.

He was a great spider. One of the best :D

[Moonlight]

Never forget.

Schmidt the Spider

????-2015

R.I.P.
Could someone enlighten me. :stare:

[CaptainRamius]

Could someone enlighten me. :stare:

Read the article, and you'll understand :D