NK, lands first man on the Sun

[mapuc]

Incredible what that country can do, now they have put a man on the Sun.

http://waterfordwhispersnews.com/2014/01/21/north-korea-lands-first-ever-man-on-the-sun-confirms-central-news-agency/

“We are very delighted to announce a successful mission to put a man on the sun.” a North Korean central news anchor man said on a live broadcast earlier. “North Korea has beaten every other country in the world to the sun. Hung Il Gong is a hero and deserves a hero’s welcome when he returns home later this evening

Markus

[Jimbuna]

Slightly tanned no doubt.

[Oberon]

http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/917/807/5c0.jpg

[STEED]

WOW HOLD THE PRESSES!

THIS IS INCREDIBLE NEWS!

[vienna]

Incredible what that country can do, now they have put a man on the Sun.

That explains that long, loud, continuous screaming sound I heard coming from the skies...


<O>

[mapuc]

Have you noticed the time !? He left early in the morning and are scheduled to return in the evening.

Man, they have also developed some kind of really high speed rockets.

(I guess Mr Goebbel is rotating in his grave for not being that good at propaganda)

Markus

[ikalugin]

The big lie principle.

[Sailor Steve]

It is understood that the 17-year-old ‘space explorer’ traveled at night to avoid being engulfed by the suns rays, and that this genius approach has brought the soviet state to the top of the global space rankings. How come we never thought of that? :stare: :nope:

[HW3]

Hum...an 18 hour mission yet the news of it took almost a year and a half to reach us. Date on the article under the headline is January 21 2014.:hmmm:


(Waterford Whispers News is a fabricated satirical newspaper and comedy website published by Waterford Whispers News.)

[STEED]

It is understood that the 17-year-old ‘space explorer’ traveled at night to avoid being engulfed by the suns rays, and that this genius approach has brought the soviet state to the top of the global space rankings.

How come we never thought of that? :stare: :nope:

Because you already noticed its dark up there in space so no need to worry about daytime saving rates. :D

[August]

Boy are the North Koreans going to be surprised when the Kim regime finally falls.

[Tchocky]

Boy are the North Koreans going to be surprised when the Kim regime finally falls.


That kind of mass mental destabilisation is terrifying and intriguing in equal measure.

[Lionclaw]

Earth to the sun in four hours... :har:

The light takes around 8 minutes to get here from the sun.

That's one very fast space craft. :hmmm:


Departed at 3 AM, arrived at the sun at 7 AM. Scientific experiments done between 7 AM and 5 PM. Left the sun at 5 PM to arrive in Lalaland by 9 PM. :O:

[AndyJWest]

Sadly, all this thread seems to show is that there is no hoax regarding North Korea that is too ridiculous to be believed by somebody...

[Platapus]

Sadly, all this thread seems to show is that there is no hoax regarding North Korea that is too ridiculous to be believed by somebody...

Some people look for any excuse to ridicule North Korea.

[August]

Some people look for any excuse to ridicule North Korea.

Apparently one does not have to look very hard...

[mapuc]

My thread was in no way an excuse for making fun of the ordinary people in NK. They are suffering enough.

I make fun of the leaders and their propaganda press.

Markus

[August]

My thread was in no way an excuse for making fun of the ordinary people in NK. They are suffering enough.

I make fun of the leaders and their propaganda press.

Markus

We know that Mapuc.

I just wonder how astounded the North Korean people will be when they finally get to see the real outside world. It has been so carefully and completely hidden from them that when their blinders are finally removed they're going to have a hard time dealing with it.

[Oberon]

Boy are the North Koreans going to be surprised when the Kim regime finally falls.

The whole of South-East Asia is going to be surprised, and terrified. :yep:

[Harvs]

I think they will always have another nutter to take over and keep the population in the dark, not that they could do much anyway being starved half to death.

[limkol]

It took me a bloody hour to get to work and that was only 12 kilometer on the motorway!

[Wolferz]

http://burningman.org/