View Full Version : Every state flag is bad. Don’t believe me? Look at them. Here are the 50 worst
Onkel Neal
06-28-15, 04:55 PM
Found this on FB, it's worth a few laughs :D What's the deal with bears and trains?
http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/compost/wp/2015/06/23/every-state-flag-is-wrong-and-here-is-why/
Some of my favorites :haha:
https://www.crossed-flag-pins.com/animated-flag-gif/images/Flag_Alabama.jpg
ALABAMA
Someone gave the state of Alabama a box to check with the question “DO YOU WANT TO CREATE A FLAG” and this was the response. That or Alabama is unable to write its name and has to sign everything with a big red X. In general, it is a poor idea to pick as your flag an image that could be regarded as a negative answer to the question, “Should you visit Alabama?”
https://www.crossed-flag-pins.com/animated-flag-gif/images/Flag_California.jpg
CALIFORNIA
Okay, California. Half credit for containing a bear. But you have not been a Republic since 1846, so this flag is misleading. I guess the words “California Republic” were necessary because otherwise you could be mistaken for something having to do with the Soviet Union.
http://www.50states.com/flag/image/nunst010.gif
DELAWARE
“Were we supposed to dress up for this?” the guy on the left is asking. “I didn’t, but it looks as though you did. And why is there a cow?” Whatever committee designed this flag clearly solicited suggestions for what should go on a flag of Delaware and then said “YES” to all of them. Date? Seal? Cow? Ship? Motto? Hoe? Guy In A Fancy Hat? Sure, why not! Slap ’em all on.
http://www.netstate.com/states/symb/flags/images/il_fi.gif
ILLINOIS
This ill eagle should be illegal. Why is “Sovereignty” upside down? None of the other words are. A lot going on here, none of it good.
Jeff-Groves
06-28-15, 05:06 PM
Very LAME note on OHIO's flag.
"This is what the wildly successful Obama logo would look like if it were the wildly unsuccessful Hillary logo."
Does the original poster even have a clue that Obama was not born when Ohio adopted it's flag?
Was the original poster even born before the Internet?
Douch material.
:nope:
Betonov
06-28-15, 05:28 PM
“Two words: Confederate Yugoslavia.”
“But neither of those places exists any longer.”
“Sounds to me like their flags are free for the taking.”
“Well –”
“MISSISSIPPI!”
:haha: :haha: :haha:
Mississippi
“Two words: Confederate Yugoslavia.”
“But neither of those places exists any longer.”
“Sounds to me like their flags are free for the taking.”
“Well –”
“MISSISSIPPI!” :haha:
http://ak.picdn.net/shutterstock/videos/1373362/preview/stock-footage-mississippi-flag-loop.jpg
Subnuts
06-28-15, 05:30 PM
Reminds me of this site giving scores and pithy commentary on every nation's flag: http://www.otago.ac.nz/philosophy/Staff/JoshParsons/flags/intro.html
Torplexed
06-28-15, 05:31 PM
Maryland's flag has been known to induce epileptic fits in children.
http://www.50states.com/flag/image/nunst032.gif
Aktungbby
06-28-15, 05:36 PM
you could be mistaken for something having to do with the Soviet Union.
No mistake about it Товарищ Нил!!http://www.myemoticons.com/images/patriotic-military/guns-ammo/automatic-weapon.gif[/URL][URL="http://www.myemoticons.com/emoticons/patriotic-military/guns-ammo/trigger-happy-011564/"] (http://www.myemoticons.com/emoticons/patriotic-military/guns-ammo/trigger-happy-011564/) https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/d/d5/FortRoss-chapel-reconstructed.jpg/1024px-FortRoss-chapel-reconstructed.jpgoriginally Крѣпость Россъ! Fort Ross! I've been the park ranger there when filming Lexus commercials along scenic HWY 1 north of San Francisco.; (the state's budget is too low otherwise) so I get the gate key! https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/3/3c/View_of_Settlement_Ross%2C_1841_%28variation%29.jp g/640px-View_of_Settlement_Ross%2C_1841_%28variation%29.jp g (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:View_of_Settlement_Ross,_1841_(variation).jpg )"Settlement Ross, 1841" by Ilya Gavrilovich Voznesenskii https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/8/83/Stamp_of_Russia_2012_No_1633_Fort_Ross.jpg/250px-Stamp_of_Russia_2012_No_1633_Fort_Ross.jpg (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Stamp_of_Russia_2012_No_1633_Fort_Ross.jpg)20 12 Russian postage stamp and Soviet era stamp!https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/4/4b/1991_CPA_6304.jpg/250px-1991_CPA_6304.jpg (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:1991_CPA_6304.jpg) I can't wait for Putin to reclaim this after Ukraine issue is settled.
Jeff-Groves
06-28-15, 05:40 PM
Maryland's flag has been known to induce epileptic fits in children.
http://www.50states.com/flag/image/nunst032.gif
I was gonna reply earlier but I had an Epileptic fit!
And I'm not Epileptic!
:o
Torplexed
06-28-15, 05:43 PM
As lefty as Washington State is in it's politics, I'm surprised old George is still in prominent place. What! A slaveholder on our flag? Oh well, if he's still good enough for the dollar bill.
http://wwp.greenwichmeantime.com/time-zone/usa/washington-state/images/state-flag-washington.jpg
Wolferz
06-28-15, 06:05 PM
State flags are a tad dated these days.
As lefty as Washington State is in it's politics, I'm surprised old George is still in prominent place. What! A slaveholder on our flag? Oh well, if he's still good enough for the dollar bill.
So far. :yep:
fred8615
06-28-15, 08:52 PM
https://www.crossed-flag-pins.com/animated-flag-gif/images/Flag_California.jpg[/IMG]
CALIFORNIA
Okay, California. Half credit for containing a bear. But you have not been a Republic since 1846, so this flag is misleading. I guess the words “California Republic” were necessary because otherwise you could be mistaken for something having to do with the Soviet Union.
CA hasn't had any grizzly bears in it since the beginning of the 20th century. So they don't even deserve the half credit. :D
nikimcbee
06-29-15, 11:46 AM
As lefty as Washington State is in it's politics, I'm surprised old George is still in prominent place. What! A slaveholder on our flag? Oh well, if he's still good enough for the dollar bill.
http://wwp.greenwichmeantime.com/time-zone/usa/washington-state/images/state-flag-washington.jpg
We have Neal in this corner.
Torplexed in that corner...
Ready...Fight!
http://www.dcclothesline.com/2015/06/25/texas-liberals-sign-petition-to-remove-racist-george-washington-statue/
Wolferz
06-29-15, 05:41 PM
Alabama has an excuse...
They ran out of stars.:haha:
Onkel Neal
06-29-15, 05:45 PM
Man, don't ever tie my name into a post about "Texas liberals". :huh:
Torplexed
06-29-15, 08:17 PM
We have Neal in this corner.
Torplexed in that corner...
Ready...Fight!
http://www.dcclothesline.com/2015/06/25/texas-liberals-sign-petition-to-remove-racist-george-washington-statue/
Texas neo-liberals want to pull down statues of 18th century fascists like Washington and Jefferson. Meanwhile, in Seattle's Fremont district, a fierce, glowering Lenin greets hungry citizens eager for fish tacos. Thanks America, my political schizophrenia is complete. :huh:
http://katerinahawley.com/resources/Statue+of+Vladimir+Lenin+in+Seattle.jpg
nikimcbee
06-29-15, 08:46 PM
Man, don't ever tie my name into a post about "Texas liberals". :huh:
My mistake, You're a UoH grad, not a UT grad.
Texas neo-liberals want to pull down statues of 18th century fascists like Washington and Jefferson. Meanwhile, in Seattle's Fremont district, a fierce, glowering Lenin greets hungry citizens eager for fish tacos. Thanks America, my political schizophrenia is complete. :huh:
http://katerinahawley.com/resources/Statue+of+Vladimir+Lenin+in+Seattle.jpg
Zoinks!, no wonder the Soviets picked Seattle to invade in "World in Conflict."
Regarding the WA flag, I would have thought it would have Pete, Russell and/or Beastmode on it by now.
but anywhooo, god bless WA for their love of cool fireworks. What would Ore-gone do for the 4th?
Aktungbby
06-29-15, 09:05 PM
my political schizophrenia is complete.
You'd be a lenin' to the Left? then comrade? http://www.myemoticons.com/images/patriotic-military/guns-ammo/automatic-weapon.gif:haha:
Torplexed
06-29-15, 09:14 PM
but anywhooo, god bless WA for their love of cool fireworks. What would Ore-gone do for the 4th?
Ohhh yes! God bless wARSONington State 4thever. :D Hey, they're violating their own no smoking ordinance.
http://mynorthwest.com/emedia/seattle/2/234/23410.jpg?filter=mynw/500wide
nikimcbee
06-29-15, 10:06 PM
Ohhh yes! God bless wARSONington State 4thever. :D Hey, they're violating their own no smoking ordinance.
http://mynorthwest.com/emedia/seattle/2/234/23410.jpg?filter=mynw/500wide
I'm sorry, what were we talking about? I was distracted.
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