Deadly illegal immigrant in the UK!

[STEED]

What the heck is going on? :mad:

Where is our boarder control? :hulk:

Some one phone that daft old bat in the Home Office, what's she going to do about it? :/\\!!

This is a national scandal! :ping:


http://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/582640/Brazilian-wandering-spider-deadly-bananas-venom-Aldi

[Rhodes]

He had something similar here, in the harbour. A shipment of wood that bring a black mamba:dead:. For 2 weeks, all the workers were completely scared to go to work.
Eventually the snake was found.

[Eichhörnchen]

http://i.imgur.com/Em3FIGW.jpg

[Jimbuna]

According to last nights news the family are shacked up in a hotel and are afraid of returning to the house for fear offspring may have been deposited somewhere within.

Quite funny really but not if it is actually your house.

[STEED]

Only one answer burn down the UK, yes it's far fetched but it's the only answer to rid the country of these deadly immigrants.

[Wolferz]

Nuke it from space! It's the only way to be sure!

[Jeff-Groves]

That's an extreme brown recluse /black widow reaction.
Not all bites are that bad. Depends on your body reaction to the spider venom.
I've been bitten by both the Brown Recluse and Black Widow and never suffered that bad.
It's mostly Internet panic pushing that kind of scare tactic.
Kind of disappointed you posted that kind of stuff without better research to be honest.
I hate both spiders and snakes but I would not over play the dangers of them.
Shock photos only induce unneeded fears without a total background on the subject.

[Aktungbby]

We're getting very close to the border on Subsim's picture policy.

http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/faq.php?faq=vb_faq#faq_new_faq_item_language

Fixed! I had read the FAQ's very carefully on this; but will defer to any queasiness with my customary grace and swiftness!:D No graphic images of people murdered, :nope: blown up,:nope: dismembered,:nope: or similarly ripped up:nope:. doesn't cover small wounds of an Arachnoid causation but may adversely affect those dining on hominy grits with coffee gravy and weevily hardtack biscuits!:O:

[Jeff-Groves]

Deleting the whole post was extreme.
A modification would have left following posts relevant.
Now go answer the image puzzle thread.

[eddie]

Only one answer burn down the UK, yes it's far fetched but it's the only answer to rid the country of these deadly immigrants.
Scary thing to see and read about, hope the family is ok! I did like the other article on that page about the challenge women have of holding a bottle or can of coke without using their hands! :D

[Stealhead]

I bet the article that shows on the list there at the top about holding a Coke with your boobs is highly informative and educational.

[Eichhörnchen]

Some older ladies should be able to hold TWO (by tucking one horizontally under each charlie). Or is this sexist?

[Sailor Steve]

Please stay on topic, or else refrain from posting.

[Wolferz]

There's a crotchety old spider in here.:timeout:

[STEED]

What the heck more!

Toxic Centipede Travels To UK In Dirty Laundry
http://news.sky.com/story/1500511/toxic-centipede-travels-to-uk-in-dirty-laundry

[Jimbuna]

The zoo's assistant curator of invertebrates, Mark Bushell, said Curtley was "settling in well" and that the species usually enjoys eating crickets and digging tunnels.

Shouldn't be long before the bugga escapes then.

[eddie]

:haha::haha:

[STEED]

Shouldn't be long before the bugga escapes then.

As long as it makes a B-line to Dave's boxers. :shifty:

[Tango589]

http://i298.photobucket.com/albums/mm260/tango589/242726.jpg

[Rhodes]

Both!:D

[Aktungbby]

http://i298.photobucket.com/albums/mm260/tango589/242726.jpg
Whatever inflates your ego and floats yer boat(when you become the boat:o) BBY!:O: During World War II the U.S. aviators and the Royal Air Force servicemen had available to them a vital piece of American-made equipment for emergencies that had only been in use for a few years: an inflatable (Mae West) life preserver, courtesy of a man named Peter Markus (1885-1973). Markus developed his invention in the 1920s and received a patent on it in 1928; in 1930 and 1931 he patented some minor changes to the vest.
Markus came up with the invention when he was living in Minnesota. :arrgh!:(Where women are frigid-the winters long- but you can dream-of Mae, eat spam and drink Hamm's BBY) He was a merchant in the area who loved to boat and fish, and he was attuned to the fact that boaters and fishermen sometimes went overboard and drowned because they refused to wear the life vests in use at that time. And talk about Minnesota Nice!:doh: During the war, Congress passed an “Excess Profits” tax on earnings from sales to the military during wartime, and in support of the government, Markus cancelled his patent rights for war time and the future. From that date forward, the vests were available to the government royalty-free. According to the inventor’s son, Alvin A. Markus, his father “was happy his ingenuity contributed to saving lives.”
Today the military still uses a form of this life vest, and the basic model provided for all commercial airline travelers is based on this “Mae West” model. http://americacomesalive.com/i/maewest3-112x150.jpghttp://americacomesalive.com/2011/09/15/mae-west-life-preserver-countless-owe-lives-to-it/#.VXxqasLbKM8 (http://americacomesalive.com/2011/09/15/mae-west-life-preserver-countless-owe-lives-to-it/#.VXxqasLbKM8)
To misquote MAE for countless lives saved:" When I'm good, I'm very good, but when [It's] bad, I'm better. ” :03: