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STEED
06-01-15, 06:55 AM
Christine Lagarde! :arrgh!:


Read on..

Attention: Beneficiary

I am sorry for my late response towards your unpaid fund which Dr. Kahn placed it ONHOLD when he was on sit before his resignation.

Firstly we introduce this commission, INTERNATIONAL MONETARY FUND (IMF), we fight cuber crime, Internet fraud, scam and money laundering in any part of the world, Our commission has been in existences since 2002 and our duty is to stop internet fraud. We have over 7,500 of them in our jails around Africa and we are still looking for these internet fraudsters and we are aware that a lot of foreigners have been deceived and huge amount of money has also been lost to this fraudsters after promising you percentages in their letters for you to help them move funds and they will end up demanding for money from you and in return you will get nothing.

The Leaders of the Africa Crime fighters, INTERNATIONAL MONETARY FUND (IMF) has come together to inform the world what is going on now and we have recovered over $422 Million Dollars (Four Hundred and Twenty two Million Dollars) from the people we have apprehended. The reason we are writing you this letter is because your name was given to us by one of the fraudsters in our detention room after serious investigation and our aim is to refund all lost fund to its legitimate owner.

However, It is my pleasure to inform you that i have your file on my desk as the new appointed IMF director and i will look forward to hearing from you soon for further question and information before releasing your fund to your designated bank account.

You can know more about me here((LINK REMOVED BY ME))

I wish you and your family wondeful day

Your's Faithfully,

Mrs Christine Lagarde
Director, IMF
I wonder if this is a scam? :hmmm:

Tango589
06-01-15, 07:33 AM
No, it couldn't possibly be, not with the mention of the Africa Crime Fighters combating Cuber crime.:03:

Schroeder
06-01-15, 08:24 AM
How on earth can people fall for that crap????:/\\!!

STEED
06-01-15, 08:33 AM
How on earth can people fall for that crap????:/\\!!

Does make you wonder. :hmmm:

Eichhörnchen
06-01-15, 08:37 AM
http://i.imgur.com/EXzUCKw.jpg "Why don' you pull ziss, you cheeky boy, an' see what 'appen?"

Aktungbby
06-01-15, 09:31 AM
https://www.imf.org/external/scams.htm (https://www.imf.org/external/scams.htm)

Jimbuna
06-01-15, 09:33 AM
You dithered fo too long STEED, I responded and the funds are now firmly deposited in my Cayman Islands account :smug:

Rhodes
06-01-15, 10:31 AM
Steed, you old stallion! Madame Christine saw you full body pic and look and could not hold herself, wants to have a 1to1 chat about your...aaaa...reserves! Nuge nuge, say no more!:D

STEED
06-01-15, 02:15 PM
You dithered fo too long STEED, I responded and the funds are now firmly deposited in my Cayman Islands account :smug:

Old Blatter will be in contact with you soon. :03:

Steed, you old stallion! Madame Christine saw you full body pic and look and could not hold herself, wants to have a 1to1 chat about your...aaaa...reserves! Nuge nuge, say no more!:D

I feel sick..

Jimbuna
06-01-15, 02:21 PM
Old Blatter will be in contact with you soon. :03:


I'll make do with his daughter, provided she brings daddies bank account details with her :03:

STEED
06-01-15, 02:22 PM
:har::har:

Wolferz
06-01-15, 02:58 PM
Why can't I get that lucky?

Catfish
06-01-15, 03:25 PM
I really don't understand you .. why doesn't anyone believe them?


http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y174/penaeus/nigeria-burn-money-never-answered_zpscd606d48.jpg (http://s5.photobucket.com/user/penaeus/media/nigeria-burn-money-never-answered_zpscd606d48.jpg.html)

mapuc
06-01-15, 04:42 PM
Some weeks ago I got something similar.

In the mail there were a picture of an elder man dancing with what I presume to be his wife

In the text that was under the picture it was written

Hi, I was the lucky winner of...Forgot what it was) in my luck I was struck by unlucky I lost my wife. she died in cancer. Then more text followed and I should click on a link.

I didn't click on that link it went right to the bin.

It made me sick in my stomach. Maybe the male person on the picture was lucky, maybe he lost his wife to cancer. but there's no doubt in my mind that if this was the case, some scumbag have taken advantaged of this.

Edit In that link I should fill in information a.s.o and I would then recieve 10 or was it 20 mil $

Markus

Harvs
06-01-15, 05:21 PM
People fall for these scams because they are thicker than egg custard, i once read that quite a lot of peoples IQ wouldn't qualify them for a drivers license.

darius359au
06-01-15, 10:02 PM
I want to be a victim of "Cuber" crime - does that mean Fidel owes me money:D

Had one of those "hello I'm from such and such technical support and I'm calling to tell you hackers have taken control of your computer and I'm here to help you remove them" calls awhile back said he was from Telstra,(major phone/isp here in Australia) ,kept him on the line for over 15 minutes ,everytime he tried to get back to the script they use I'd go off on a tangent or deliberately misunderstanding what he said - by the time I was finished having fun and told him I wasn't a telstra customer and hung up on him he was starting to forget he could speak English:D ,iceing on the cake is he rang back after i hung up and told me I was insane and needed to get professional help :D:rotfl2::rotfl2::rotfl2::rotfl2::rotfl2:

Harvs
06-01-15, 10:33 PM
^ :har: when i used to get telemarketing calls i used to try to sell them something, they didn't stay on for long, also in Australia you can go to a gov website, i think it was dontcallme, after registering and a month wait the calls stop, it makes it illegal for then to call :up:

darius359au
06-02-15, 07:11 AM
^ :har: when i used to get telemarketing calls i used to try to sell them something, they didn't stay on for long, also in Australia you can go to a gov website, i think it was dontcallme, after registering and a month wait the calls stop, it makes it illegal for then to call :up:

Unfortunately being on the no call register still means you get calls from scammers and politicians........:D

Eichhörnchen
06-02-15, 01:42 PM
http://i.imgur.com/FSzNAvh.jpg?1 "Bugger me! I got a email from Richard Burton!"