View Full Version : We Brits are mad
And don't care..
Thousands watch Gloucestershire cheese rolling races
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-gloucestershire-32873779
Rock on. :yeah:
Betonov
05-25-15, 01:09 PM
You're mad, MAD !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I wanna move to England, Slovenes are boring :dead:
Catfish
05-25-15, 01:27 PM
Yes, you Brits are mad!
I like it :yeah:
Eichhörnchen
05-25-15, 01:29 PM
If you think that's mad, what about the British Lawnmower Racing Association?:rotfl2:
Rockstar
05-25-15, 02:23 PM
Cheese rolling contest eh? No food lines, makeshift homeless shelters or riots? I take it the Tories didnt make good on their promise to kill everyone's first born and send the survivors to debtors prison? :D
Cheesy or wot..... :arrgh!:
Cheers
Gary
Jimbuna
05-26-15, 04:02 AM
Some Crazy British 'Sports' eh?
Worm-charming.
Bog-snorkling.
Conkers.
Underwater hockey.
Welly-wanging.
A sack of wool.
Dyke-jumping.
Extreme ironing.
http://www.funtrivia.com/en/subtopics/Some-Crazy-British-Sports-272399.html
I agree but insert You instead of We
Eichhörnchen
05-26-15, 09:48 AM
http://i.imgur.com/GHs2siS.jpg?1 No-one's mentioned the Dwarf-Tossing yet...
danasan
05-26-15, 10:47 AM
I like the Worm-charming - part :haha:. I'm going to try that in my backyard tomorrow... Do they have to be repatriated by me afterwards, or am I allowed to use them as bait? :D
How about Extreme ironing when you dive out of a plane as you chase a ball of cheese. :shifty: :D
Jimbuna
05-26-15, 11:49 AM
How about Extreme ironing when you dive out of a plane as you chase a ball of cheese. :shifty: :D
Strapped to a dwarf carrying a sack of wool.
Eichhörnchen
05-26-15, 12:03 PM
There is an awful one which I daren't mention, just in case there's someone out there barmy enough to try it; you'll have to PM me if you want to know more, but it involves juggling...
Strapped to a dwarf carrying a sack of wool.
That would be the next level jim. :har:
Wolferz
05-26-15, 01:21 PM
Beg pardon ol' chap. I was looking for an argument.
Hmm...
A good number of these "sports" seem to go back in time a good bit; it would appear you Brits were given to great periods of boredom in your past... :)
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Eichhörnchen
05-26-15, 03:28 PM
It was all that sitting around, waiting to get invaded.
Haggis Hurling: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Haggis_hurling
Need I say more.....!
Mike.:03:
Odd, I thought that meant...oh, well, never mind...
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u crank
05-26-15, 05:54 PM
It was all that sitting around, waiting to get invaded.
Isn't that why you guys invented the pub?:O:
Hmm...
A good number of these "sports" seem to go back in time a good bit; it would appear you Brits were given to great periods of boredom in your past... :)
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Yea ruling the world got so boring in the end. :03:
It was all that sitting around, waiting to get invaded.
What the Vikings coming back for a another romp! :huh:
Haggis Hurling: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Haggis_hurling
Need I say more.....!
Mike.:03:
Best thing you did was take the haggis off the menu. :D
Isn't that why you guys invented the pub?:O:
Did we...:hmmm: :yeah:
I like haggis, it's yummy :yeah:
Cheers
Gary
I like haggis, it's yummy :yeah:
Cheers
Gary
Not really.:O:
Nor do I like Whisky and I wouldn't be seen dead in Kilt!
It's all very twee Sir Walter Scott inspired Tartanry, TBH.:03:
Mike.
Eichhörnchen
05-27-15, 01:09 PM
FIGHT!
Aktungbby
05-27-15, 03:57 PM
Nor do I like Whisky and I wouldn't be seen dead in Kilt!
It's all very twee Sir Walter Scott inspired Tartanry, TBH.:03:
Mike.My Dad was a Dewer's man since before I was conceived...I've no doubt I was 50% under the influence at conception...how ever immaculate that may have been! :O:http://i.ebayimg.com/00/s/MTYwMFgxMTUz/z/qRAAAOSwNSxU-NmL/$_57.JPG
Had a promotional wall hanging of this one as a lad.http://i.ebayimg.com/00/s/NTA3WDM3Ng==/z/NRYAAOSwgkRVTtGF/$_12.JPG
My Dad was a Dewer's man since before I was conceived...I've no doubt I was 50% under the influence at conception...how ever immaculate that may have been!
Well, that explains a lot; now we have a deeper understand of the person you are today... :haha:
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Eichhörnchen
05-29-15, 01:02 PM
http://i.imgur.com/c1j68Pa.jpg Aye, there's no finer sight than a swirling kilt
That reinforces my point about Tartanry! It's as bad as beer swilling, thigh slapping, Lederhosen wearing Bavarians!:O:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tartanry
Mike.:03:
Eichhörnchen
05-29-15, 06:51 PM
We've got those, too
http://i.imgur.com/sRUYc3E.png
ExFishermanBob
06-01-15, 01:19 PM
Nice hat. As regards the tartanry stuff, I view it differently these days following a comment by a crofter friend: "there's only one thing better than a tourist....two tourists".
I'll concede that Tartanry is as good a way as any to part gullible tourists from their money. My objection is when the "Brigadoon" image becomes the national identity itself. For some Nats, at least, the maudlin, "Wha's like us?", Flower of Scotland, Robert Burns/Sir Walter Scott image of this country is Scotland, probably because they either don't like, or can't handle, the reality. It's all very well to dream, but dream of a dynamic, modern, 21st Century, democratic European nation. Not some Tartan infested mockery!:down:
Mike.:hmmm:
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