What The Hell Kind Of A Sub Sim Is This!!!!!

[succerpunch]

http://best-submarine-simulation-game.blogspot.com/

WTF game is this! Its screenshots are from every bloody Subsim in existence (not really but still)

Please tell what you think?

Because I am not impressed!


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http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/picture.php?albumid=918&pictureid=8227

[Gargamel]

I dunno, but I'd be curious about German Gato class U-boats operating in the pacific.

[Subnuts]

Take a shot of whiskey every time you find something wrong with this uniform.
http://i59.tinypic.com/fwppi0.jpg

[Onkel Neal]

:k_rofl:

Good enough for the main page (http://www.subsim.com/index.php) :salute:

[Betonov]

Take a shot of whiskey every time you find something wrong with this uniform.


I'm not an expert on uniforms but I'd rather keep my whole bottle of Chivas for some other occasion and uniform experts should also refrain, pumping out the stomach is a costly operation.

[Subnuts]

Take a shot of whiskey every time you find something wrong with this uniform.
http://i59.tinypic.com/fwppi0.jpg

"Sure, I might be a six-stripe Hyperadmiral in the Navy, but every now and then I like to hop in my time machine, go back to the 50s, and be a Marine Corps Technical Sergeant for the weekend. Can I interest you in my Coast Guard re-enactment group?"

[Schroeder]

Take a shot of whiskey every time you find something wrong with this uniform.
http://i59.tinypic.com/fwppi0.jpg
Why? That's the normal uniform of Uber sergeant-major master-sergeants of the commanding officer corps of the US Navy.:O:

[NeonSamurai]

Take a shot of whiskey every time you find something wrong with this uniform.
http://i59.tinypic.com/fwppi0.jpg

Sadly he lost his legs during World War XII. But don't worry, he is still able to float around barking orders while looking like a total badass (or is that dumbass :88)) thanks to the micro hover-lifts installed into his legs.

I also love the Akula... I'm sorry I mean German Gato submarine background.

Seriously though, the video is truly awesome.

[Hinrich Schwab]

I had no idea that Bernard had branched out into game design.:O::har:

[Subnuts]

I think we're all being too mean. This is clearly the best subsim where you get to play a hovering superadmiral marine in command of a German Gato-class submarine in the Pacific with x number of torpedoes and a submachine gun. It even features "civil ships," a map screen, the ability to select targets, and a visor that you have to learn about before you accomplish your objectives!

[Stealhead]

He's a Command Petty Sargent Senior Master Double Chief Secret Handshake Warrant Officer.

[Sailor Steve]

He's wearing a Battle of the Bulge ribbon. :O:

[Pisces]

So which mod or game has the Aurora Borealis feature? I never knew that.

[adrians69]

WTF!!?? Where did this come from??

[NeonSamurai]

..It even features "civil ships,"

Well I for one am glad about that. Nothing is worse than an uncivil ship.

[Kptlt. Neuerburg]

Well I for one am glad about that. Nothing is worse than an uncivil ship. Yeah those uncivil ships, being all uppity and trying to run over your German copy of an American sub which just happens to be on loan to the Imperial Japanese Navy with it's 105mm automatic deck gun that can 360 no-scope Stalin from the other side of the planet with frickin' laser beams and can sink any ship with of it's x number of torpedoes within a 50 km radius cause Nazi science, unless it's one of those uncivil ships then all x number of torpedoes get a 100 km range bonus and +100 attack speed.

[banryu79]

Lol lol lol, this thread brings me to tears each time I read it!!! :D

[jadervason]

http://i.imgur.com/REDbEUg.png

Is that a Japanese captain of a German Gato-class submarine, operating in the Pacific?




That might not be historically accurate. We should check on that.

[Red October1984]

I could swear some of those screenshots are SH screens. :hmmm:

[Nippelspanner]

Guys this is SCAM.
http://i.gyazo.com/674a25cb7c0a0f99f4f770fec1f2518b.png

I mean come on.
"Best Submarine Simulator"?
Why not just call it "Clickbait deluXe?"
I'd suggest removing this from the front page asap, some people might fall for it after finding it on Subsim and also lock this thread.

What a disgrace for Subsims...:nope:

[Onkel Neal]

Good point, Nips, I will add a clear disclaimer in the op.

[Nippelspanner]

Glad to be of service! :salute:

[banryu79]

Yes please, add a disclaimer but don't delete or block the thread, is so much fun!!

[Subnuts]

Hold the phone. I think that entire page is really an elaborate scam set up by Neal to have people guess "Best Submarine Simulation Game" whenever he posts a screenshot of "Danger from the Deep" during the 2015 Mystery Subsim Challenge. :hmmm:

[NeonSamurai]

Hold the phone. I think that entire page is really an elaborate scam set up by Neal to have people guess "Best Submarine Simulation Game" whenever he posts a screenshot of "Danger from the Deep" during the 2015 Mystery Subsim Challenge. :hmmm:

Nah, I mean Neal's command of the English language is pretty bad. But even he isn't as bad as what I see on that site. :D

[CaptBones]

Yes, yes indeed; another fine example of a true-to-life, hysterically accurate (er...my bad..."historically accurate") simulation for serious wargamers. It fits right in there with "Tank"...armored vehicle warfare on a giant dirt-bike obstacle track ("Damn the reality...ramming speed!":arrgh!:).

But really folks...doesn't this at least make Ubisoft's products, no matter how flawed initially, look a bit better?

Y'know, looking closely at the hero of this Ad, he is wearing a slightly older U.S. Army Class 'A' Service uniform blouse and trousers (partly) with a U.S. Navy Flag Officer's service dress combination cap (white cover). Maybe he's a member of the American People's Liberation Army Navy.:har:

Hhhmmm...he does look a little familiar though. Got it...Magua survived his encounter with Chingachgook, found an alien time-machine and made it to the nearest Army-Navy Surplus Store in order to disguise himself and re-infiltrate behind Colonial lines, unaware that the French & Indian War ended shortly after he hatched his devious scheme. Well, it makes for a story line that would seem to fit right in with this abomination.

[jrf773]

A WW German Gato class submarine, in the Pacific, whose Captain has an Air Assault badge, and a Battle of the Bulge Ribbon...:hmm2:What's he do? Repel off the conning tower?

[Platapus]

He's wearing a Battle of the Bulge ribbon. :O:


Very Derrick Flint of you. :up:

[Platapus]

I would imagine that the owners of the copyrights of those screenshots might want to know about this.

[John Channing]

Nah, I mean Neal's command of the English language is pretty bad. But even he isn't as bad as what I see on that site. :D

Well, he is from Texas...

JCC

[Aktungbby]

jrf773!:salute:After a two year silent run!

[Subnuts]

Y'know, looking closely at the hero of this Ad, he is wearing a slightly older U.S. Army Class 'A' Service uniform blouse and trousers (partly) with a U.S. Navy Flag Officer's service dress combination cap (white cover). Maybe he's a member of the American People's Liberation Army Navy.:har:

Pretty sure he's actually Cotton Hill (http://kingofthehill.wikia.com/wiki/Cotton_Hill). :hmmm:

[banryu79]

I would imagine that the owners of the copyrights of those screenshots might want to know about this.
Lol, I bet they rather not!!

[KapitanFrank]

http://imgur.com/gallery/ReTE3t6/new

what have i done