Too much crack

[mapuc]

http://www.celebtricity.com/couple-arrested-for-selling-tickets-to-heaven/

Tito and Amanda Watts were arrested over the weekend for selling “golden tickets to heaven” to hundreds of people. The couple, who sold the tickets on the street for $99.99 per ticket, told buyers the tickets were made from solid gold and each ticket reserved the buyer a spot in heaven — simply present the ticket at the pearly gates and you’re in

Read the whole article and have a good laugh

Markus

[Oberon]

Gold?

Sounds like a case for...

http://img.youtube.com/vi/lOyqzlOqC5o/0.jpg

[Wolferz]

Lure them in with a five o'clock free crack giveaway.:O:

[Jimbuna]

LOL :D

[Platapus]

The article left out the most important fact: Were they able to sell any of these tickets?

[Herr-Berbunch]

Don't you besmirch Betonov's beloved Tito!

[Betonov]

Don't you besmirch Betonov's beloved Tito!

Beloved is an overstatement. He was an idiot in his later years.
And I wouldn't be surprised if the post war year Yugoslavia really had gold painted wood in it's reserves :haha: The Germans took everything :O:

[Harvs]

How many are going to turn up at the wonka factory gates.

[Jimbuna]

http://i.imgur.com/PbNtmub.jpg

[Platapus]

http://i.imgur.com/PbNtmub.jpg

Nothing like taking the time to write a caption on an image on the Internets Tubes......only to find out too late, there is a typo.

[mapuc]

The article left out the most important fact: Were they able to sell any of these tickets?

I don't know, i can only say that the police confiscated over $10,000 in cash.

If that's from selling these "Golden tickets" then I fear that people are more easier to be lured than I thought.

Markus