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AngusJS
03-21-15, 11:37 PM
No worrying about camels and needle eyes for you. Simply put all your wealth into the tax haven of the 21st century - an off-dimension account at the First Universal Bank of Jesus Christ.

You'll be able to maintain access to fabulous wealth for the rest of your life, but you won't actually own it. Jesus will! You'll just manage it for his greater glory.

And the best part? When you die and go to heaven, you're kids can manage Jesus' wealth too!

http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2015/03/fox-financial-guru-says-jesus-owns-his-mansion-rich-christians-just-manage-gods-wealth/

:doh:

Oh, and this brilliant quote from one of the Fox hosts is icing on the cake:

“Moses was rich, I believe,” co-host Brian Kilmeade quipped. “I haven’t seen his account. But that’s according to people that were there. And he was a pretty popular guy that we look up to.”:/\\!!
Torplexed
03-22-15, 12:48 AM
No worrying about camels and needle eyes for you. Simply put all your wealth into the tax haven of the 21st century - an off-dimension account at the First Universal Bank of Jesus Christ.


They Live again...for the root of all kinds of evil. A certain Carpenter named John sure hit the nail on the head years ago with this money shot. :doh:

http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lmw9o9w5uP1qek3b1o1_r1_500.png
em2nought
03-22-15, 02:17 AM
...because the other side certainly doesn't sound stupid also. "wealth is evil", "the little man is trapped, and can't get ahead", and "if you work harder, you shouldn't make more".

How will society turn out that follows the left's philosophy? I'm pretty sure the Idiocracy of the USA will find out, but I'll be with the other expats of this former Republic by then. (fingers crossed) :yeah:
AngusJS
03-22-15, 06:38 AM
Haven't heard anyone say wealth is evil, or that working harder shouldn't benefit you more.

If you have wealth, good for you. Just don't be a hypocrite when you use transparent BS to try and square it with your supposed faith.
STEED
03-22-15, 06:48 AM
Scam? :hmmm:
Jimbuna
03-22-15, 06:55 AM
Do the christian thing and share your wealth with the poor.
Jeff-Groves
03-22-15, 06:56 AM
Do the christian thing and share your wealth with the poor.

Ya. Me!
(I am an Ordained Minister so you can cover both bets that way)
:D
Jimbuna
03-22-15, 07:37 AM
Ya. Me!
(I am an Ordained Minister so you can cover both bets that way)
:D

No problem....here you go :)

http://i.imgur.com/Q3FB1ct.gif
Schroeder
03-22-15, 08:06 AM
Do the christian thing and share your wealth with the poor.
THAT'S SOCIALISM!!!!!!

:O:
Jimbuna
03-22-15, 08:29 AM
THAT'S SOCIALISM!!!!!!

:O:

Most 'social' if you ask me :)
Wolferz
03-24-15, 04:36 PM
I doubt that affluenza will be an acceptable excuse when one stands before judgement.

Cover your bases the correct way by not hoarding wealth. Put it all back out there to continue the circulation. It prevents the loss of economic appendages due to lack of blood flow and it benefits the entire body of society.
:up::salute::yep: