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Von Tonner
03-13-15, 09:15 AM
World’s first successful penile transplant.

Ok guys, don't all rush at once. The operation takes 9 hours - is that based on...oh forget it.

"Our goal was that he would be fully functional at two years and we are very surprised by his rapid recovery," says Van der Merwe.

I'm sure his wife cannot wait:D

"It's a massive breakthrough. We've proved that it can be done – we can give someone an organ that is just as good as the one that he had," says Graewe. "It was a privilege to be part of this first successful penis transplant in the world."

Patient: As good as the one I had?????? What happened to my request for an Errol Flyn???? :har::har::har:

http://www.news24.com/SouthAfrica/News/Worlds-first-successful-penile-transplant-performed-in-Cape-Town-20150313?utm_source=news24-pm-newsletter&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=Newsletters

Chris Barnard's probably spinning in his grave.

http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f26/jat9/awful_zpsqim2sney.jpg (http://s44.photobucket.com/user/jat9/media/awful_zpsqim2sney.jpg.html)

Eichhörnchen
03-13-15, 09:22 AM
Now follows a whole torrent of knob-gags...

Eichhörnchen
03-13-15, 09:25 AM
http://i.imgur.com/hKNkzHQ.png

"Yes I shall be watching very carefully, Young Man..."

Von Tonner
03-13-15, 09:29 AM
Now follows a whole torrent of knob-gags...

Well Eichhornchen I thought this comment in the news item was a hoot. Had me laughing:

"now i have to leave a will of who gets my anaconda when i die.."

Aktungbby
03-13-15, 09:38 AM
Now follows a whole torrent of knob-gags...
OH BABY! Stop that now I gotta go to work!
http://cdn2.arkive.org/media/F1/F10A6BD2-E524-450E-8B58-FAA01EEF6F5A/Presentation.Large/Grey-squirrel-adult-emerging-from-hole-in-tree.jpg

Jimbuna
03-13-15, 10:03 AM
I'd have thought John Bobbitt would have been the first.

Eichhörnchen
03-13-15, 10:07 AM
"– we can give someone an organ that is just as good as the one that he had,"

So he can play a duet alongside the fella in the next bed on pink oboe...

STEED
03-13-15, 10:10 AM
I remember way back in the 1990's a story of a bloke who cut his penis off and threw it on a bonfire to please his wife! :o

I'm surprised he did not bleed to death!

Eichhörnchen
03-13-15, 10:29 AM
"There! Are you happy NOW?"

Tango589
03-13-15, 10:56 AM
My favourite comment at the end of the article:

"It's a strappacoctomy procedure"

:har:

Aktungbby
03-13-15, 11:37 AM
This thread discussion is clearly getting out of hand! :03:

donna52522
03-13-15, 01:46 PM
Can we please just refer to it as a tallywacker?

http://i1084.photobucket.com/albums/j408/donna577/porkys_zpsjwxmlyyu.jpg (http://s1084.photobucket.com/user/donna577/media/porkys_zpsjwxmlyyu.jpg.html)

STEED
03-14-15, 06:05 AM
What a load of willies

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Th6ts_O7Jno


Not The Nine O'Clock News

Aktungbby
03-14-15, 10:18 AM
What a load of willies

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Th6ts_O7Jno


Not The Nine O'Clock News
Now that you mention it!:har:http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/6/6d/Nelson%27s_Column%2C_Trafalgar_Square%2C_London.JP G/220px-Nelson%27s_Column%2C_Trafalgar_Square%2C_London.JP G (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Nelson%27s_Column,_Trafalgar_Square,_London.J PG)
it does give me the 'willies'