What do you wish you could do better?

[Tango589]

Is there anything in life you wish you were better at?

I wish I was better at singing. As much as I enjoy belting out a tune in the shower, I do have the singing voice of a goose farting in the fog. I would love to have a rich baritone voice that I could break out without a moments shame, like George Ezra has.

[Eichhörnchen]

http://i.imgur.com/2h3y7GN.jpg

Keeping hold of my cash...

[Aktungbby]

http://i.imgur.com/2h3y7GN.jpg

Keeping hold of my cash... A totally unrealistic oxymoronic wish-incompatible with your bli$$ful matrimonial $tatu$! $WMBO$ rule our pur$e $tring$ BBY!:/\\!! http://www.funnypica.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/Funny-Squirrels-Funny-Squirrel-Picture-13-FunnyPica.com_.jpg (http://www.funnypica.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/Funny-Squirrels-Funny-Squirrel-Picture-13-FunnyPica.com_.jpg)JUST LEAVE YOUR WALLET ON THE BEDSTEAD LUCKY BOY!:huh: :O:

[Eichhörnchen]

$WMBO$ rule our pur$e $tring$ BBY! :O:



You are not wrong. But I am able, consequently, to plead poverty when the need arises: such as when someone's rattling a collecting tin in my face, a waitress wants tipping or the parking meter needs feeding...

[Jeff-Groves]

Wish I was better at picking the Power-Ball or Mega-Millions numbers.

[Eichhörnchen]

http://i.imgur.com/IARgiGG.jpg

I just sink if I stop moving. I've tried and tried, but I can only swim underwater.

[Tango589]

http://i.imgur.com/IARgiGG.jpg

I just sink if I stop moving. I've tried and tried, but I can only swim underwater.
I think most people sink if they stop moving. I've never mastered the 'floating nonchalantly on your back' technique. As Dorey said in Finding Nemo 'Just keep swimming'.

[Jimbuna]

Wish I was better at picking the Power-Ball or Mega-Millions numbers.

You and me both Jeff.

[Platapus]

I wish I were better at learning foreign languages. I am quite the dunder-head when it comes to language. I have attended civilian and government language schools to no avail. :nope:

[Eichhörnchen]

(I wouldn't call a bloke who awards "Kudos on the use of the proper verb" a dunder-head...):yeah:

[Aktungbby]

I think most people sink if they stop moving. I've never mastered the 'floating nonchalantly on your back' technique. As Dorey said in Finding Nemo 'Just keep swimming'.

http://i.imgur.com/IARgiGG.jpg

I just sink if I stop moving. I've tried and tried, but I can only swim underwater. 'Clothes make the man', my man! I tend to be comfortable in the water; even scuba at night off Monterey and still have my WSI certification for summercamp teaching...somewhere. Neoprene swim shorts is just the thing to achieve the modicum of buoyancy you're lacking amidships with a light hands (fingers straight-minifins) sculling on your back to avoid yaw and pitch issues..I first learned to swim underwater and came to regard it as the most efficient method with hands/arms always at side-straight leg kick; never 'frog style'- for efficiency...then kicked up to wearing fins and a tank to the whole technique with no problems for thirty years...
http://www.racezone3.com/neoprene-buoyancy-shorts.html (http://www.racezone3.com/neoprene-buoyancy-shorts.html)http://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0109/5012/products/simelite08_grande.jpg?v=1416977882

[Sailor Steve]

I wish I had more confidence, and was better at marketing myself. I have several skills, but none of them has ever made me any money to speak of.

[Eichhörnchen]

@ Aktung: those kecks of yours look rather expensive, though I'm sure my wife would like to see me in them. I'm afraid this is what I usually end up using:

http://i.imgur.com/hjasJJf.jpg

[Rockstar]

Is there anything in life you wish you were better at?


Hold my liquor better. As I get older it seems it takes less and less before I find myself slurring my words and drooling on myself.

[Eichhörnchen]

http://i.imgur.com/0GJlPB0.jpg?1

"Give it a bit longer an' you won't need the booze at all to do that, Old Son..."

[Jimbuna]

Hold my liquor better. As I get older it seems it takes less and less before I find myself slurring my words and drooling on myself.

You should have been at Neals house when I gave some of the folk hereabouts a lesson on how to drink three at a time :)

http://i.imgur.com/G6vu5o1.jpg

I do agree though, it does get harder the older you become :03:

http://i.imgur.com/3ts9kvC.gif

[Aktungbby]

'Clothes make the man', my man! I tend to be comfortable in the water; http://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0109/5012/products/simelite08_grande.jpg?v=1416977882


@ Aktung: those kecks of yours look rather expensive, though I'm sure my wife would like to see me in them. I'm afraid this is what I usually end up using:

http://i.imgur.com/hjasJJf.jpg AHEM!:stare: If you wear great kecks, you can proceed to use the 'noodle of choice' Laddie...just have a 'shovelfull of sand' under your keel when you do!:woot::arrgh!: http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/1/1b/Burt_Lancaster_and_Deborah_Kerr_in_From_Here_to_Et ernity_trailer.jpg 'eternally yours'...so to speak!:O:

[Tango589]

'Clothes make the man',http://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0109/5012/products/simelite08_grande.jpg?v=1416977882

Oh yes, I can see me strutting up and down the beach in these beauties. Just the mere sight of them would have women fainting and small children filling their nappies, especially with a cut-down pool noodle tucked down the left leg!

[Aktungbby]

Oh yes, I can see me strutting up and down the beach in these beauties. Just the mere sight of them would have women fainting and small children filling their nappies, especially with a cut-down pool noodle tucked down the left leg!
http://thumbs.dreamstime.com/t/elephant-seal-9898120.jpgGo for it you ol' beachmaster...just save a little energy for SWMBO-the competition is fierce!:oops: :O:

[Betonov]

Play the stock market in Railroad Tycoon II
Every campaign mission where personal wealth is concerned I fail miserably

[mapuc]

I wish I was better to get my thoughts and what I know on script..and a better short time memory.

An example:
Start writing an answer, while writing, a door close in my head and from the one second to the next I have forgot what I had on my mind/what I was about to write.

Markus

[Aktungbby]

I wish I was better to get my thoughts and what I know on script..and a better short time memory.

An example:
Start writing an answer, while writing, a door close in my head and from the one second to the next I have forgot what I had on my mind/what I was about to write.

Markus
In English: "losing your 'train of thought' either because you are 'sidetracked' or as with me...'derailed' totally! :haha:

[soopaman2]

I wish I could control myself...:O:

[Eichhörnchen]

http://i.imgur.com/Wl7aeCh.jpg?1

"So do I..."