This Won't Be Good...

[Eichhörnchen]

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Those things people say, either in the movies or in real life, just before things turn nasty or a dirty great piano falls from the sky. Like: "I've had a look at your x-rays, Mr Trellis".

Can you think of a few more?

[Fubar2Niner]

All I did was say to my wife, "That piece of halibut was good enough for Jehovah!"

[Platapus]

"It must have been a fuse, I will go in the basement and reset it. I'll be right back."

"It must have been the cat. Go back to sleep."

"Sir, there are some police officers who want to see you. I over heard one of them saying something about being sure to wait for a Mr. Miranda who will be right here or something."

[Eichhörnchen]

:har::har::har:

Brilliant, Fubar & Platapus...

[Dowly]

"5 days until retirement, here's a photo of my two kids, want to see it?"

[Tango589]

"Trust me, I know what I'm doing" :o

[Dowly]

"Trust me, I know what I'm doing" :o
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nnwWKkNau4I

[Tango589]

^:haha::haha:

[Betonov]

''Friday the 13th, 15min until the end of the shift. I got enough time to cut this styrofoam blocks on the rotary saw. What could go wrong''

And 5min later I was on my way to the hospital to have my finger sewn together :oops:

[Tango589]

:nope:

[Eichhörnchen]

"Have you tested this, Professor?"

[Platapus]

Have to mention a classic

"I am from the government and I am here to help you."

[Dowly]

"Mä meen ja pyyhkääsen, hahaha"

From the Finnish war movie "Talvisota" (Winter War).
At one point, Russians are dropping propaganda leaflets, one of the Finns takes a bunch of them
and says the above, which means roughly "I'll go and wipe my butt with them, hahahaha".

Aaand then a shell blows him up.

[Tango589]

*Movie villain has hero tied to chair*

*Villain explains plans carefully to hero*

*Hero escapes from chair*

[Eichhörnchen]

A classic from the Burt Lancaster film The Train: "I sink I saw sumssing..." (German soldier patrolling the track)

[Tango589]

Small child goes into bathroom by themselves. The next thing you hear is a small voice "Uh oh, Daaaaaaad".

[Rockstar]

This is a no sheeter.

Just got the family off of a sinking boat. Wife apparently in a state of confusion suddenly exclaims "MY PURSE!" Then to everyones amazment jumps back onto the boat, runs down below to get her purse and 'kaploosh' down it goes.

Everyone the crew, the family just stood there wide eyed, jaws dropped thinking what the 'ell just happened. Few seconds laters up she comes like a cork purse in hand.

[August]

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[Onkel Neal]

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Those things people say, either in the movies or in real life, just before things turn nasty or a dirty great piano falls from the sky. Like: "I've had a look at your x-rays, Mr Trellis".

Can you think of a few more?

I love it when someone says, "Get me the President".

I tried using that to end an argument with my wife once. She told me if I keep it up, she would call in a surgical strike on me.... not sure what that meant but she won the argument.

[Platapus]

Said by your wife/GF "We need to talk"

Oh that is not going to go well. :nope:

[Jimbuna]

"Let me sort it, I've done this before".

[Platapus]

Hold my beer, I wanna try something.

[Tango589]

"What happens if I put this in there?"

[Jimbuna]

"I've got a surefire winner of an idea".

[Betonov]

"It's a cocker spaniel, how agresive can they be"

[Tango589]

I know I shouldn't laugh, but :har:

Wife comes to bed and says "lets try something from this book I'm reading: 50 shades of Grey"

[Platapus]

Don't worry, it will be OK, I read about it on the Internet

[Platapus]

And for our Top Gear fans

"How hard can it be?"

[Fubar2Niner]

Monty Pythons Holy Grail

"Right! Silly little bleeder. One rabbit stew comin' right up!"

[Jimbuna]

Don't worry, I've done this many times before.

[Fubar2Niner]

"It'll be all over by christmas"

[Oberon]

"Fortunately it's only a game, I don't think we have much to worry about, Eisenhower would never take the gamble. Never." (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W6YnMaNTx30)

[Aktungbby]

I love it when someone says, "Get me the President".

I tried using that to end an argument with my wife once. She told me if I keep it up, she would call in a surgical strike on me.... not sure what that meant but she won the argument.

Was this conversation shortly after the Lorena Bobbit incident?:timeout: Some reassembly required :D http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_and_Lorena_Bobbitt (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_and_Lorena_Bobbitt) http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/c/ce/John_Bobbitt_DB.jpgtalk about rose colored glasses here and then he starred in a porn flick!:rock::hmph: I'm a little jealous...and I don't know why:shifty:

[Jimbuna]

If I hit it in the right place, everything should be okay.

[Tango589]

"I've decided to run with the bulls at Pamplona, what can go wrong?"

[Eichhörnchen]

"What's that on the radar?"

[Jimbuna]

"Earlier on today, apparently, a woman rung the BBC and said she heard there was a hurricane on the way... well, if you're watching, don't worry, there isn't!"

[Eichhörnchen]

Do I remember that!! Our first year of married life in our own house; wondered whether it (and we) were going to still be around in the morning...

[Jimbuna]

Well, no thanks to Michael Fish but you both and the house are :yeah:

[Aktungbby]

"I've decided to run with the bulls at Pamplona, what can go wrong?"

http://l2.yimg.com/bt/api/res/1.2/1a1peVHU0vfT9jycR09Gow--/YXBwaWQ9eW5ld3M7Zmk9ZmlsbDtoPTIxMTtxPTc1O3c9MzAw/http://media.zenfs.com/en_us/News/ap_webfeeds/6c281a426b293a076e0f6a706700a37d.jpg Benjamin Miller, 20, from Georgia, is gored by a bull during the Ciudad Rodrigo running of the bulls…
REMEMBER MOM"S ADVICE: Always wear your best underwear in case you go to the hospital!:smug:

[Platapus]

Senior management just got back from a strategic planning offsite. There will be an all-hands tomorrow.

:o

[Jimbuna]

"Your money is safe with us."

[Tango589]

"Lets surprise the site workers with a managerial site visit. They will be pleased to see us."

[Eichhörnchen]

"Zair vill be no ezgapes from ziss Kemp..."

[Oberon]

Well, no thanks to Michael Fish but you both and the house are :yeah:

He wasn't wrong though, it wasn't actually a Hurricane, and he did state after the quoted sentence that it was going to get 'very windy'.


Anyway.

"Attack warning red, attack warning red." (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RhOkKqqDSJk)

[Jimbuna]

The company is currently experiencing some financial difficulties but does not envisage redundancies as a consequence.

[Platapus]

This actually happened to me.

0200 you are awakened by a State Trooper knocking on your door

"Sir, Do you know a teenaged girl named Kayla <last name>?"

Yeah, this won't be good.

Fortunately, it was not as bad as it could have been. But State Troopers don't knock on your door at 0200 to tell you that you won the lottery.

[Eichhörnchen]

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"But really, do you think that's wise, Sir?"