Subsim Against Humanity

[Tango589]

I'm starting a game in a similar vein to Cards Against Humanity. I'll start the proceedings by posting a question, then the first 5 posts are judged by me to find the funniest. The winner then posts his own question, judges the answers and picks a winner and so it goes on. Normal forum rules do of course apply.

Let the fun commence!

The worst thing about ___ is ___.

[Eichhörnchen]

"The worst thing about senility is ....... "

[Tango589]

:haha:

Just to clarify, you don't have to retype the entire question, just the words to fill in the blanks.

[nikimcbee]

Is this like the four word story game, but with more words?:D

[Oberon]

Sorry, is this a game or description? :hmmm:

[nikimcbee]

Plus, need a rules clarification. Is this like Aussie cricket rules?:hmmm:

[Tango589]

Sorry if I didn't explain myself clearly.:oops:

I started with the phrase 'The worst thing about ____ is _____', then you have to fill in the blanks as humorously as you can. After 5 people have posted replies, I judge which was the funniest. That person then sets their own question and we go again.

[Dowly]

After reading the posts above:

The worst thing about this game is Subsim. :O:

[Tango589]

:haha:

2 answer, 3 more to go.

[Aktungbby]

buggery .... lash:woot:

[Fubar2Niner]

Cameron ...... Cameron

[AndyJWest]

the worst... What was the question again?

[Tango589]

Ok, I'm knocking off for the night. In the spirit of the lax rules of this game, after 4 entries I'm declaring Aktung as the winner. Over to you, bucko.

[nikimcbee]

I like ferrets.
http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/181/201/i-like-turtles.jpg

[Eichhörnchen]

http://i.imgur.com/argpKHX.jpg?1

I don't understand the above Post, but I like it...

[Aktungbby]

I didn't get any of it...I won!???

[Herr-Berbunch]

I understood the original post, and his clarifying post.

Aktungbby - you now have to ask a question (or similar), wait for the first five replies (to the question, not just 'I don't get this game!') and then pick a winner.

Come on folks, most of you play the Werewolf game, which is a lot more difficult than this to understand. :/\\!!

[Aktungbby]

Of three most politically important women in my life; my mom; my mother-in-law or my wife (or significant chum of the moment) the thing I can't stand the most is______________________but since I'm optionless I manage to cope by__________________________________:shucks:

[Stealhead]

People, farting loudly and not bathing to keep them at a safe distance

Edit: oh wait: talking, by just agreeing with everything she says.

[Aktungbby]

#1 PSST! BIRD'S THE WORD:D! http://news.bbcimg.co.uk/media/images/76169000/jpg/_76169194_seagull.jpg

[Eichhörnchen]

(a) how they all begin to resemble one another

(b) sticking post-it notes on their heads, with their names on.

(Tango: can we have multiple-word fills like this?)

[STEED]

The worst thing about LIFE is LIFE.

[Stealhead]

The most annoying thing about work is_________ in my free time as stress relief I________

[Buddahaid]

This isn't working. There are now three questions and it doesn't appear the first one even got five answers. :shucks:

[Eichhörnchen]

Yes, back up the truck, boys: we're still on Aktung's submission until he announces a winner...

[Aktungbby]

Yes, back up the truck, boys: we're still on Aktung's submission until he announces a winner...
RGR THAT but my bad, I put #1 next to steele's just to number it not designate the winner.

[Buddahaid]

existing, drinking

[Aktungbby]

existing, drinking
that's #3

[Tango589]

Of three most politically important women in my life; my mom; my mother-in-law or my wife (or significant chum of the moment) the thing I can't stand the most is______________________but since I'm optionless I manage to cope by__________________________________:shucks:

early morning housework, hiding under the duvet until it's all over.

[Aktungbby]

Well Tango moved to select after four in the OP; so precedence established- its......back to Tango! Your're up!

[Tango589]

When I was going through ______ I enjoyed ___________.

[Aktungbby]

mom's closet....Victoria's secret:D

[Eichhörnchen]

(a) transgender treatment

(b) being completely wrong about everything at the beginning, but completely right at the end.

[Buddahaid]

Hell, the h'or deurves.

[Tango589]

3 worthy entries so far. After a shaky start, this may just settle down into something reasonable!:up:

[U570]

Taco Bell, Explosive diarrhea

[Tango589]

After 4 very good entries, I have to judge U570 as top dog. Batter up!!

[Aktungbby]

Thank God! new blood:O:

[Tango589]

Thank God! new blood:O:
Presactly, kemosabe!

[Aktungbby]

Presactly, kemosabe!

HOW DID YOU KNOW!:stare:http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/c/cd/Lone_ranger_silver_1965.JPG/640px-Lone_ranger_silver_1965.JPG

[U570]

The socialist governments of Scandinavia have declared that access to ________________ is a basic human right.

(Shamelessly stolen from the original Cards Against Humanity)

[Aktungbby]

Smörgåsbord
http://i01.i.aliimg.com/wsphoto/v0/2050931127_1/Halloween-Sexy-Viking-Costume-Women-Masquerade-Fancy-Party-Dress-Free-Shipping.jpg (http://www.aliexpress.com/item-img/Halloween-Sexy-Viking-Costume-Women-Masquerade-Fancy-Party-Dress-Free-Shipping/2050931127.html) :woot:

[Eichhörnchen]

http://i.imgur.com/2No0BQs.png?1


sweaty male bodies

[Buddahaid]

Lutefisk.

[Tango589]

scary Scandinavian porn

[Aktungbby]

scary Scandinavian porn

RGR THAT! talk about the DANEGELD HERE BBY! hang on to yer axhandles!:O: ( FYI-not an entry-just having fûnn) http://i01.i.aliimg.com/wsphoto/v0/2050931127_1/Halloween-Sexy-Viking-Costume-Women-Masquerade-Fancy-Party-Dress-Free-Shipping.jpg (http://www.aliexpress.com/item-img/Halloween-Sexy-Viking-Costume-Women-Masquerade-Fancy-Party-Dress-Free-Shipping/2050931127.html)

[nikimcbee]

http://i.imgur.com/argpKHX.jpg?1

I don't understand the above Post, but I like it...

I can help with that.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CMNry4PE93Y

[Lionclaw]

Fermented herring


No I don't eat that. :dead:

[Buddahaid]

I used this already. Lutefisk

[Tango589]

Still waiting for U570 to declare the winner. I have a feeling this game is going to slide into obscurity.

[Lionclaw]

I used this already. Lutefisk

Oops, sorry. :oops:

Not familiar with lutefisk. Fermented herring is called "Surströmming" here.

[Tango589]

As Grand Master Flash of this here shenanigans, if U570 has not checked in and chosen his winner by 1600 GMT 31st December, his round shall be null and void and we shall struggle valiantly on with another persons round, whom I shall choose.

[U570]

Eichhornchen, welcome up to the plate. Give us what you've got.

[Eichhörnchen]

When my wife said: _______ , she really meant: ________

[Aktungbby]

maybe:doh:......anything BUT:dead:

[Buddahaid]

I need to get gas...go fill my tank...

[Tango589]

...What do you want for dinner...this is what we're having.

[Cybermat47]

salad, marajuana.

[Eichhörnchen]

I choose Cybermat47, mainly because I had to think about it...

[Aktungbby]

I choose Cybermat47, mainly because I had to think about it...

When my wife said:"U have to think about it", she really meant: "U ain't gettin' lucky Bucko!!":D

[Cybermat47]

Sorry I'm late :oops:

Thank you Aktungbby for informing me :salute:

My dog likes to _____ with a ______.

[Tango589]

mark is territory...fluorescent highlighter

[Eichhörnchen]

bark/ German accent

[Aktungbby]

woof it/ his tweeter

[Eichhörnchen]

"Pleeeeease, saaaaaave me!"