The Greengrocers' Music Club

[Eichhörnchen]

From an idea provided subconsciously by Mr O. Harkaman of Lexington Home For The Indolent, Kentucky, USA (and good for at least two pages I reckon) comes The Greengrocers' Music Club:


The Green Greengrocers of Home

I Cucumber You

Peas Release Me

Beetroot To Me

[Tango589]

Celery (all my troubles seemed so far away)

Don't go breaking my artichoke heart.

[Otto Harkaman]

https://countoncross.files.wordpress.com/2012/01/com-charmin.jpg

Charlie Walker - Please, Don't Squeeze My Charmin (http://youtu.be/wwY-BBB0ayE)

:yeah:

[Otto Harkaman]

That might have been too subtle for those not growing up in the States in the 60s & 70s so here is one of the commercials I was alluding to...

P&G - Charmin Bath Tissue - Please Don't Squeeze - Vintage Commercial - 1960s (http://youtu.be/hoHhzyh9kCg)

[Otto Harkaman]

Music for the cucumber and celery vegetable section

http://www.arktimes.com/binary/0ed2/1320069131-otter.jpg
Animal House Cucumber Scene (http://youtu.be/_cojDkvAdpY)

Shama Lama Ding Dong - "Animal House" - Soundtrack (http://youtu.be/6rVGfEXnbs0)

[Tango589]

Dude (Looks like a lettuce)

[Eichhörnchen]

Gherkin In Your Sleep

[Aktungbby]

A Pity We Cantaloupe :huh:

[AndyJWest]

One for the Tom Petty fans:

Anything that's guacamole's fine... :rock:

[StdDev]

watermelon Mr. Postman

[Eichhörnchen]

:haha::rotfl2::haha: I couldn't have thought of that one in a million years!


Pumpkin It Up

[Tango589]

Sympathy for the Devilled Egg.

[Eichhörnchen]

Mango Italiano

[Jeff-Groves]

Leave the Peaches
I Saw Pods today
Where were you (when the world stopped turniping)
You Two-Thymed Me One Thyme Too Often

[Eichhörnchen]

Way-to-go, Jeff: you got us to page two. Great titles, too.


Papaya Roses

[StdDev]

Gloria in ex-celery deo

[Eichhörnchen]

Yeah, I hadn't been thinking of the cultured stuff: how about

The Magic Fruit

[Jeff-Groves]

I'm the Nori one.

[Eichhörnchen]

Pink Celeriac

[Jeff-Groves]

I'm proud to be an Okra from the scoggie.

[Buddahaid]

Hand Chive.

[Buddahaid]

Corn To Be Wild.

[StdDev]

Kale to the chief

[Eichhörnchen]

A Pear Of Brown Eyes

[StdDev]

Diamonds on the soles of her shrooms

[Eichhörnchen]

Workin' In A Cauli Mine

[Tango589]

Lettuce It Be

[Eichhörnchen]

Unchained Melondy (by Ba Na Na)

[StdDev]

A Chard Days Night

[Herr-Berbunch]

Lady in Radish

[Herr-Berbunch]

Surely the number one should be Excerpt From A Teenage Opera!?!?! :yep:

Those that don't know it should listen to it.

[Eichhörnchen]

Will You Still Love Me Tomarrow?

[Herr-Berbunch]

Black Grape

[StdDev]

Petula Clark's signature hit..

Ground Round

[Jeff-Groves]

Wok this way
Crumpets
Yellow Flicker Beet
Baby don't Pie

[jacobston]

Another Beet in the Aisle (Pt II)

We don't need no Avacado
we don't need no artichokes,
no sweet potatoes in the salad,
grocer leave them leeks alone
Hey, Grocer! Leave them leeks alone!
All in all you're just another beet in the aisle

[Eichhörnchen]

Another Beet in the Aisle (Pt II)

:haha: Fantastic...



The Leek Of Love

[Jeff-Groves]

I fall to peaches
Back in the salad again

[Eichhörnchen]

Ain't No Plantain High Enough

[Tango589]

Radish deep, plantain high

Let It Beetroot

Parsley the Duchy on the Left Hand Side

[Eichhörnchen]

Yellow Polka Dot Zucchini

[Buddahaid]

Poke Salad Annie.

https://search.yahoo.com/mobile/s?p=Poke+Salad+Annie&.tsrc=yfp-hrmob-900

[Eichhörnchen]

Blue Swede Shoes

[Tango589]

Kaleing me softly

[Jeff-Groves]

I've Guava crush on you
She'll be Cumin round the mountain
Dill the end of thyme
Olive ever needed

[Eichhörnchen]

Dem Beans

[Jeff-Groves]

You had me from Taro
Peas remember me
Chick Pea yes or No
Wok away Joe

[Eichhörnchen]

Pepper Roses

[Eichhörnchen]

Got A Date

[Von Due]

Peas, Mr Compostman

Onion The Lonely

[Jimbuna]

Sex Lives of the Potato Men

[Von Due]

Caulifloweroccation

Rucola Roll Highschool

[Eichhörnchen]

The Grape Deceiver

[Von Due]

The Beetless - Can't Buy Melon

[Eichhörnchen]

(anything by Elvis Parsley)

[Jimbuna]

Valley of the Cabbage Patch Dolls

[Von Due]

Wholesome Pea-Soup Blues

[Eichhörnchen]

Shell Shuck

[Jimbuna]

Romeo Must Diet

[Eichhörnchen]

For Sentimental Raisins

[Jimbuna]

Soy Story

[Eichhörnchen]

Music Club, Jim... Music Club

[Jimbuna]

Too confusing, too many categories :k_confused:

[Eichhörnchen]

Troubled Sprout

[Jimbuna]

Have a Grape Day

[Eichhörnchen]

Rhubarbara Ann

[Jimbuna]

Heard it on the grape vine

[Eichhörnchen]

Be My Baby-Beet Love (by the Courgettes)

[Eichhörnchen]

Rhubarb Don't Take Your Love to Town

[Eichhörnchen]

Changing of The Gourds

[Eichhörnchen]

40 Carrots

[Eichhörnchen]

Onion Who Had A Heart

[Jimbuna]

Glass Onion

[Eichhörnchen]

Anything by Herb Alpert

[Rockstar]

I left my Artichoke Heart in San Franciso

[Rockstar]

Lust for Legumes - Iggy Pop

[Eichhörnchen]

Over The Veg

[Eichhörnchen]

First Date

[Eichhörnchen]

Twist And Sprout

[Jimbuna]

Aisles Of Smiles

[Eisenwurst]

O Kumquat All Ye Faithful.

[Jimbuna]

The passion fruit of the christ

[Eichhörnchen]

When Mister Slater's Carrot Says "Hello" (Bonzos)

[Jimbuna]

The Scarlet Lettuce

[Eichhörnchen]

Like a Bridge Over Troubled Watermelons

[Tango589]

Jumping Jackfruit Flash

[Eichhörnchen]

Tubby The Tuber

[Jimbuna]

Turnip For the Books

[Eichhörnchen]

The Blue Legume

[Jimbuna]

Mr Potato Head

[Eichhörnchen]

Blight Eyes

[Jimbuna]

Fruit for the Gods

[Von Due]

The Number Of The Beet

[Jimbuna]

The Onion field.

[Eichhörnchen]

Handel's Watermelon Music

[Jimbuna]

Hot Potato

[Von Due]

Give Peas A Chance

[Eichhörnchen]

^ :har:

[Jimbuna]

'Apples And Oranges' by Pink Floyd