Bakers' Film Club

[Eichhörnchen]

I wasn't going to do this, but because I'm feeling in a rather unpleasant mood today, here it is:

Which films do you reckon your local baker would most like to see? Any pastry-based suggestions (especially those with a bit of cream in) such as "Support Your Local Bunfighter"; "When Crumpets Fade"; "Mosquito Toast"; "Major Dundee-cake" you know what to do.

[Eichhörnchen]

The Beast With Sponge Fingers

[Tango589]

I'm not sure this one will have the same longevity, but here goes!

Where Eagles Eclair

[Jimbuna]

I'm not sure this one will have the same longevity, but here goes!



Agreed, so I'll keep a close watch and may eventually merge it with the other thread about animal themed films.

[vanjast]

An original that I think need no changing - Dirty Dozen
(Dirty meaning 13 of course)

[Eichhörnchen]

Agreed, so I'll keep a close watch and may eventually merge it with the other thread about animal themed films.

Give it a chance... all the while I can come up with ideas all you lot have to do is keep up. You can use biscuits too, you know...:D


Icing Station Zebra

[Jimbuna]

Give it a chance... all the while I can come up with ideas all you lot have to do is keep up. You can use biscuits too, you know...:D


Icing Station Zebra

Biscuits do not go down too well with my beer.

[Eichhörnchen]

Rock Cake Around The Clock

[Tango589]

The scones of Navarone

[Eichhörnchen]

A Bridge Roll Too Far

[Joefour]

A Bun for All Seasons

[Eichhörnchen]

Macarooned

[Tango589]

Scone with the wind

Cakes on a plane

:yeah:

[Eichhörnchen]

Swiss-roll Family Robinson

and for Cockney bakers: Night Of The Living Brown-Bread, and The Mince-Pies Of Laura Mars

[frau kaleun]

Yeast Of Eden

Pie, Claudius (okay mini-series not a movie but couldn't resist)

Das Tart

[Eichhörnchen]

Thank you, frau kaleun, for breathing life into Bakers' Film Club; we remain open for business despite the doubters and tomorrow will be showing:

The Pie Who Loved Me.

(And Tango, I saw Scone With The Wind: it was rubbish.)

[frau kaleun]

The Postman Always Meringues Twice

[frau kaleun]

Meet John Dough

An Éclair To Remember

The Flan Who Would Be King

[Eichhörnchen]

Cor, these are terrific: don't use 'em all up at once and maybe we can get this sick duck's carcass of a thread to three pages (I think I said something similar about the Animal Film Club right before it turned into a beautiful swan). Don't forget that biscuits count, too....

Krakatoa: East Of Jaffa

[Tango589]

The bagel has landed

Flan 9 from outer space

Where bagels dare

[Eichhörnchen]

Batterman Returns

[Tango589]

Cake Placid

[Eichhörnchen]

Leaven Can Wait

[Herr-Berbunch]

Top Bun

[Herr-Berbunch]

Strudel Romance

[Herr-Berbunch]

A Croquembouche Story

[Herr-Berbunch]

Petit Four Weddings and a Funeral

[Eichhörnchen]

Knead For Speed

[Herr-Berbunch]

Indiana Scones and the Temple of Doom

[Herr-Berbunch]

My Neighbour Torte

[Buddahaid]

Drizzler on the Roof.

[Eichhörnchen]

Donut Look Now

[Tango589]

French fancy Connection

[Eichhörnchen]

Bedknobs And Breadsticks

[Tango589]

Loaf who's talking

[Eichhörnchen]

Ryvita, the musical

[Aktungbby]

Baguette on the Bus:D

[Aktungbby]

Intolerable Crullerty:up:

[Eichhörnchen]

Tom Brownies Schooldays

[frau kaleun]

The Croissant Guard

The French Confection

I Bundt To Live!

[Aktungbby]

The Croissant and the Cross:doh:

[Eichhörnchen]

Beverly Hills Ciabatta



Just before this pointless thread disappears into oblivion, I thought I'd mention that this morning on Radio4 I heard a trailer for the forthcomig "I'm Sorry I haven't A Clue" on the same station. Guess what theyre going to do? "Bakers' Film Club"!

[Tango589]

The Pie Hard series:

Pie Hard
Pie Harder
A Good Day to Pie Hard
Pie Hard 4.0

[Eichhörnchen]

Gentlemen Prefer Blondies

[frau kaleun]

The French Confection

[Eichhörnchen]

Reach For The Pie

[Tango589]

The men behind the Bun.

[Eichhörnchen]

Man With A Bun (was a much batter film)

[Eichhörnchen]

The Class Strudel In Beverly Hills

Rock And Milk-Roll: The Movie

[clive bradbury]

White Eat

The Bunfight at the OK Corral

The Malteser Falcon

[Eichhörnchen]

Autumn Loaves

[Tango589]

The Fridges of Madison County

[Eichhörnchen]

Choux Boat

[Eichhörnchen]

Attack On The Iron Toast:D

[Aktungbby]

Hardtack and spam on a shingle!:arrgh!:

[Eichhörnchen]

Crust Of The Wave

[Fubar2Niner]

Bun silent, bun deep

[Eichhörnchen]

Bap To The Future

[Fubar2Niner]

The Bakers Dozen

[Fubar2Niner]

One choux over the cuckoos nest

[Harvs]

The flan from UNCLE
Planet of the canapes
Wild Hedgehogs

[Wolferz]

Raisin breads in the sun.

[Harvs]

The man with one red choux

[Eichhörnchen]

Pastry Rides Again

[Fubar2Niner]

The Man with Choux Brains

[Harvs]

Mousseline and I
Flans of Iwo Jima
Twelve o'clock pie
Madeleine

[Harvs]

Romancing the scone

[Stealhead]

Night of the living danish
The English Pastry
The doughnut's advocate
Pastry fiction
Saving private rice pudding
Where enclairs dare
A biscuit too far
All quiet on the walnut cream front
The delicious dozen
Das Prinzregententorte (play on Das Boot)
Raspberry: first canoli

[Harvs]

The pie who came in from the mould

[Stealhead]

The Texas Chocolate Pie Massacre

[Eichhörnchen]

Batterman

[Stealhead]

Gone with the waffle
Linzer tort strudel and two smoking baklava

[Eichhörnchen]

Bunny Cake Is Missing

[Harvs]

Drop dead bread

[Stealhead]

Is this thread supposed to make me hungry?

Back to the Flan

[Harvs]

The right stuffing

[Stealhead]

Applepiecalypse Now

[Eichhörnchen]

^:har::har::har: that's gotta be the best one yet!

[August]

I can't believe nobody thought of the German classic "Das Bun"

[Eichhörnchen]

Hot Cross Bun Of Iron

[Harvs]

Eat the applecakes

[Eichhörnchen]

Lee Muffin stars in Bun Fury

[Stealhead]

The longest Danish

Dr. Strudel or how I learned to stop worrying and love cake

[Eichhörnchen]

Get Shortybread

[Harvs]

The inedibles

[Jimbuna]

Blood and Donuts

[Eichhörnchen]

The Cassandra Croissant

[Eichhörnchen]

Half Pasta Dead

[Fubar2Niner]

The Marzipan

[Eichhörnchen]

Marzipan Attacks

[Schroeder]

The new cooking show:
http://foto.arcor-online.net/palb/alben/54/1012554/6263366461663064.jpg
:yeah:

[Eichhörnchen]

^ :har::rotfl2::har:


South of Suet

[Eichhörnchen]

Wafer Me

[Tchocky]

Baguette Carter!

[Eichhörnchen]

^:har::har::har:

[Aktungbby]

"Ta-Ra-RA Bustier" https://farm4.staticflickr.com/3568/3785761582_3790aa12c2_z.jpg?zz=1 (https://www.flickr.com/photos/lushcakes/3785761582/in/gallery-itsyourdaycakes-72157623516555687/)

[Eichhörnchen]

The Enchanted Cottage Loaf

[Eichhörnchen]

For Your Pies Only

Spongefinger

The Man With The Golden Bun

Moonbaker

[ivanov.ruslan]

http://prikachi.com/images/935/8573935f.jpg

Dance of the small bread and Black Larsen :)

[Commander Wallace]

The spy who came in with Rolls.

[Commander Wallace]

Live and let pie.

[Eichhörnchen]

http://i.imgur.com/44IHr8S.jpg Bravetart


CW's post was the 100th in this thread, which I likes very much: I count the number of contributions to my threads (including the complaints) so this one can now rank alongside PoW Stuff and the legendary Animal Film Club.

[Eichhörnchen]

The Lunchpack of Notre Dame

[Eichhörnchen]

Vera Crust

[Jimbuna]

The Prawnbroker

[Von Due]

Reservoir Dough

[Eichhörnchen]

Sultana's Raid

[Von Due]

Croissant Of Iron

[Von Due]

The Green Pastries.

[Eichhörnchen]

Pies Without a Face

[Jimbuna]

The Passionfruit Of Joan Of Arc

[Eichhörnchen]

Gardeners & Fruit Growers is next door...

[Von Due]

Over The Topping

[Eichhörnchen]

Belly of the Yeast

[Jimbuna]

Mississippi Mud Pie Burning

[Von Due]

Good Morning Wheat Naan

[Jimbuna]

A Fish-Cake Called Wanda

[Aktungbby]

Brioche of Faith:o

[Jimbuna]

Black Pork Down

[Aktungbby]

^ More the Butcher's Film club?:D http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/showthread.php?t=226734 (http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/showthread.php?t=226734)

[Eichhörnchen]

Rock and Sausage Roll

[Von Due]

Indiana Jones And The Last Croissant

[Jimbuna]

The Evil Bread

[Eichhörnchen]

Rolling-Pin Thunder

[Jimbuna]

Night Of The Living Bread

[Eichhörnchen]

Dr Strangelove or: How I learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bombe

[Jimbuna]

Corn On The Fourth Of July

[Eichhörnchen]

Flans of our Fathers

[Von Due]

Modern Wafer

[Jimbuna]

The Meaning Of Loaf

[Eichhörnchen]

The Scone Collector

[Jimbuna]

The Bakers Dozen

[Eichhörnchen]

Baker Zombies

[Jimbuna]

Mary Poptarts

[Eichhörnchen]

The Roly-poly Grail

[Jimbuna]

Naan-Y McPhee

[Eichhörnchen]

Bad Day at Black Rock-Cake

[jayni]

Billy Bunn Fore Topping Man

[jayni]

The Cross of Iron Hot Cross Buns

[Eichhörnchen]

Triple Croissant

[Jimbuna]

Harry Potter And The Philosopher's Scone

[Eichhörnchen]

Clint Yeastwood in The Cookie

[Von Due]

Ace Bhatoora.

[Jimbuna]

The Hobnobbit: An Unexpected Journey

[Eichhörnchen]

Malted-Milk of Human Kindness

[Jimbuna]

Much Ado About Muffin

[Eichhörnchen]

Gateaux Stories

[Jimbuna]

My Best Friend's Wedding Cake

[Eichhörnchen]

True Crumbs

[Jimbuna]

The Postman Always Brings Rice

[Von Due]

Loaf Actually

[Jimbuna]

Brokeback Chocolate Fountain

[Eichhörnchen]

The Sticky-Bun Up

[Jimbuna]

Lawrence Of Arrabiata

[Fubar2Niner]

Doughnut Darko

[Fubar2Niner]

10 Cloverfield Flan

[Jimbuna]

Sisterhood Of The Travelling Pancakes

[Eichhörnchen]

Biscuit Case

[Jimbuna]

Any Given Sundae

[Von Due]

The Cake

[Jimbuna]

O' Butter Where For Art Thou

[Eichhörnchen]

Quiche Largo

[Jimbuna]

Snack To The Future

[Eichhörnchen]

I Am The Cheesecake

[Von Due]

The Pie Rates Of The Caribbean.

[Eichhörnchen]

:har: Ithink we're scraping the bottom of the biscuit barrel now...

[Von Due]

:har: Ithink we're scraping the bottom of the biscuit barrel now...

You dont say. I've been stealing empty barrels from kids to scrape, holding up cookie selling scouts demanding baked puns.

So, what's next then? The Soldier's Film Club?
Revenge Of The Pink Panzer

[Eichhörnchen]

Good idea :haha:

[Jimbuna]

Breakfast Club Sandwich

[Eichhörnchen]

The Thin Bread Line

[Jimbuna]

Bread and Roses

[Eichhörnchen]

Star Crust Lovers

[Fubar2Niner]

Balmcakes and Breadsticks

[Jimbuna]

BreadCobs & Frenchsticks

[Eichhörnchen]

The French Stick Connection

[Jimbuna]

The Fabulous Baker Boys

[Fubar2Niner]

Butty The Vampire Slayer

[Jimbuna]

Armagluten

[Eichhörnchen]

Away All Oats

[Jimbuna]

Citizen Cake.

[Eichhörnchen]

American Bread

[Jimbuna]

Two Meat Pies For Sister Sara

[Eichhörnchen]

Naani McPhee

[Jimbuna]

Cruller Intentions

[Eichhörnchen]

Lucky Number Leaven

[Fubar2Niner]

The Seven Samosas

[Jimbuna]

The English Pastry

[Eichhörnchen]

Tartacus

[Fubar2Niner]

Barmcakebarella

[Jimbuna]

Pirates Of The Carrot Bread

[Eichhörnchen]

Sponge: The Movie

[Jimbuna]

The Little Cake Shop of Horrors

[Eichhörnchen]

The Beast With Viennese Fingers

[Jimbuna]

Bread

[Eichhörnchen]

The Fruit Bun Hunters

[Jimbuna]

The Dirty Bakers Dozen

[Eichhörnchen]

Outlaw Bakers

[Jimbuna]

The Kolache Kid

[Eichhörnchen]

The Beast With Five Finger-Rolls

[Jimbuna]

The Toast World

[Eichhörnchen]

You've Got Meal

[Jimbuna]

Bun in the Oven

[Eichhörnchen]

Ciabattaman

[Jimbuna]

Spam-ku

[Fubar2Niner]

Spam-ku

Sorry Jim, completely lost me there :doh: mate.

The Dirty Doughnut

[Eichhörnchen]

Sconed

[Jimbuna]

Bacon Fingers

[Eichhörnchen]

Nan But The Brave

[Jimbuna]

Cleaver Dick

[Eichhörnchen]

Crumb of Passion

[Eichhörnchen]

The Passion of The Crust

Risen

[Jimbuna]

Lawrence Of Arrabiata

[Eichhörnchen]

The Bundt for Red October

[Catfish]

Cereal Mom.

[Catfish]

The walking bread.

[Eichhörnchen]

Those two both had me chuckling :haha:

[blackswan40]

The Good the Bad and The Battenburg

The King and Pie

West Side Stottie

[Eichhörnchen]

Teenage Mutant Ginger-Cake Turtles

[Jimbuna]

The True Eclair

[Eichhörnchen]

The SpongefingerBob SquarePants Movie

[Jimbuna]

Much Ado About Muffin

[Eichhörnchen]

Rin-Tin-Tin-Loaf

[Jimbuna]

BreadCobs and Frenchsticks

[Eichhörnchen]

Wholemeal Again

[Jimbuna]

Dough Hard

[Eichhörnchen]

Stale Chariots

[Eichhörnchen]

The Great Choux Massacre

[Eichhörnchen]

Last of The Mo-pecans

[Eichhörnchen]

Stollen Kisses

[Eisenwurst]

Pie tanic

[fumo30]

Mooncaker


(..Yummy!)

[Eichhörnchen]

Pies of Texas

[Eichhörnchen]

Bury my Tart at Wounded Knee

[Jimbuna]

Bread & Roses

[Eichhörnchen]

Stale Magnolias

[Rockstar]

Bark at the Moon Pie

[Eichhörnchen]

The Edge of Raisin

[Jimbuna]

https://i.postimg.cc/y86whvvR/Old-Mummy-Head.jpg (https://postimages.org/)

[Eichhörnchen]

Well it lives again, mate :har:

[Jimbuna]

But not repeats if you'd be so kind....ya bugga.

[Eichhörnchen]

Distant Crumpet

[Eichhörnchen]

Raisin Arizona

[Von Due]

Evil Bread

[Von Due]

Croissantroads

[Eichhörnchen]

Angel-cakes From Hell

[Eisenwurst]

Twelve O'Clock Pie.
Crumbwell.

[Eichhörnchen]

^ :har::har:

The Rising

[Eisenwurst]

The Story of Robin Hood and his Meringue Men.
Croissant of Iron.
The Piekings.

[Eichhörnchen]

Bagels in The Afternoon

[Jimbuna]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yJYqMGBilSc