Proctology For Beginners (or, Tools of The Trade)

[Eichhörnchen]

The idea for this thread came from an interesting photograph posted by Mr Jeff-Groves of Nevada, Ohio.

My wife recently came home with a very clever tool: it consists of nothing more than a telescopic rod, to the end of which is attached a small yet powerful magnet and a small, very bright LED. It has been very useful for retrieving things from beneath sofas and beds, such as my old socks and underpants, so indeed not only metal objects can be recovered with this. I'm certain there must be other important uses for it too, perhaps in hospitals.

What is you favourite tool? It does not need to have any medical applications and a photo, if needed, would make it even nicer.

[Betonov]

My Victorinox Forester one hand

http://www.top-gear.co.nz/ic/954382981/Victorinox%20One%20Handed%20Forester%20-%20Red%20-%20Black%20Model%2054849.jpg

[Cybermat47]

I have a screwdriver.
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[Eichhörnchen]

http://i.imgur.com/BuJ3YHD.jpg?1

Nice tools, guys, but you know what I'm going to say: they're a bit small (especially no.2) so I'm sure Jeff wouldn't mind us looking at his much larger tool. Jeff says he uses this bad-boy for detecting live cables at home. I'm sure he knows real soon when he's found one. As would the rest of his street.

[Buddahaid]

Here's my favourite tool. I have three flats of bits to go with it as well but just carry one.
http://i225.photobucket.com/albums/dd52/sirwinpb/Album%20Three/Leatherman.jpg (http://s225.photobucket.com/user/sirwinpb/media/Album%20Three/Leatherman.jpg.html)

[Eichhörnchen]

Now that's more like it!:up::up:

[Eichhörnchen]

I have a screwdriver.
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I only just enlarged this: is the object shown lying on this grubby handkerchief a Sonic Screwdriver?

[Cybermat47]

I only just enlarged this: is the object shown lying on this grubby handkerchief a Sonic Screwdriver?

Yeah :)

And that 'grubby handkerchief' is my bed :har::haha:

[swamprat69er]

Yeah :)

And that 'grubby handkerchief' is my bed :har::haha:
Small bed, or just a small picture?:haha:

[Jeff-Groves]

My favorite tool is my mind.
I can do so much with so little that I can now do anything with nothing!
:haha:

[Platapus]

My Victorinox Forester one hand

http://www.top-gear.co.nz/ic/954382981/Victorinox%20One%20Handed%20Forester%20-%20Red%20-%20Black%20Model%2054849.jpg


I carry one like that, but mine eschews the corkscrew and adds a Phillips screw driver. I would feel naked without my SAK.

[Stealhead]

My favorite tool? I recon Id say my Leatherman for general handiness. A good pocket knife is always useful so is a metal spoon you can a lot with a metal spoon in a pinch.

[nikimcbee]

https://c1.staticflickr.com/5/4019/4554719008_be07aa5d65_z.jpg

[Eichhörnchen]

I give up: what is it? (this isn't the Who/what/where thread now):D

[Jimbuna]

If I posted a picture of my favourite tool I'd have to put myself in the brig shortly thereafter.

[Eichhörnchen]

you can a lot with a metal spoon in a pinch.

That's a promising topic for another thread...

[Dowly]

If I posted a picture of my favourite tool I'd have to put myself in the brig shortly thereafter.

Good thing Niki brought the microscope then! :O:

I like my special.. erm.. "Flashlight". :yep:

[Armistead]

Good thing Niki brought the microscope then! :O:

I like my special.. erm.. "Flashlight". :yep:

I like mine as well....so special, best not post pics of it....:D

[Armistead]

If I posted a picture of my favourite tool I'ashd have to put myself in the brig shortly thereafter.


Flashlight?:D

[mapuc]

My favorite tools are my

Dremel 3000 and the box with lots of accessories about 200 different parts

Markus

[Platapus]

http://media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com/736x/59/0c/68/590c68db99ed7a1cbcc2adaba470cf47.jpg

[mapuc]

In your house, you should have two things

1. Glue
2. butter oil

Are the thing lose and it shouldn't be moving- use glue

Are the thing fixed and should be moving- use butter oil

Markus

[Eichhörnchen]

Flashlight?:D

Suggestions from The Bilge are always welcome on my threads; perhaps you guys could help Tango589 out with some more Animal Movie titles on my other, given your particular and unique angle on the world...

[Cybermat47]

Small bed, or just a small picture?:haha:

Stop mocking my bed you monsters :D

[Jimbuna]

Good thing Niki brought the microscope then! :O:

I like my special.. erm.. "Flashlight". :yep:

Flashlight?:D

More 'Flashman' from what I remember :)

http://s1.postimg.org/7siou8gb3/Animation1_1.gif (http://postimage.org/)

[Betonov]

I guess I could also add my mp3 player.
I can't force myself to do anything without some background noise

[Eichhörnchen]

Haven't you got any huge boat-building tools you can tell us about?

[Jimbuna]

I guess I could also add my mp3 player.
I can't force myself to do anything without some background noise

Yeah I heard that in York. Here in the UK we call it snoring :)