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Feuer Frei!
10-12-14, 04:25 AM
Why is pizza round but in a square box?
(answer, and keep the dumb qstns and answers coming)
Eichhörnchen
10-12-14, 05:47 AM
For once, I am completely lost for an answer...
Tango589
10-12-14, 05:52 AM
Why is pizza round but in a square box?
(answer, and keep the dumb qstns and answers coming)
Because square pizza in a round box just makes no sense.
Why do aliens not wear seatbelts? They can make it across the vast tracts of space, but crash and die when they get here.
Catfish
10-12-14, 06:22 AM
Because it is much easier to form a rectangular box, than a round one.
Also they fit better into those (nowadays) square transport boxes.
Much too reasonable i know :O:
I never understood why the greek and former folks put wine and all in round containers called amphores, with a pointed tip at the bottom ?!
Stupid answer: So they roll away easier, when stored on edge.
ikalugin
10-12-14, 06:53 AM
Some one said amphora?
http://militaryrussia.ru/i/284/339/ZMEEv.jpg
Jimbuna
10-12-14, 07:02 AM
Q: "Waiter, will my pizza be long?"
A: "No sir, it will be round!"
Platapus
10-12-14, 10:19 AM
Why is it called peanut butter when it is sticky?
Why it is called tomato paste, when it is slippery?
Should it not be called peanut paste and tomato butter?
Catfish
10-12-14, 11:13 AM
@Ikalugon: What is that ?
A secret hydromagnetical drive ? :hmmm:
ikalugin
10-12-14, 11:19 AM
@Ikalugon: What is that ?
A secret hydromagnetical drive ? :hmmm:
A part of sonar set called Irtush-Amphora, before installation on the test submarine (Yankee series). The set is used on the Severodvinsk class I think and other 4th generation projects.
Eichhörnchen
10-12-14, 11:23 AM
Some one said amphora?
http://militaryrussia.ru/i/284/339/ZMEEv.jpg
You could've used this in the "Who/what/where?" quiz, Ikalugin: I don't know what it is either!
(Edit) Our posts have crossed; you could have baffled everyone (except Oberon) with this, my friend!
ikalugin
10-12-14, 11:30 AM
I have many more where this came from. That said, this immage was not a "what is it", as I have assumed that people could use reverse immage search if need be. Unfortunately I was too strict on my search term and due to the misguiding hint did not get the last item in that thread.
donna52522
10-12-14, 12:07 PM
My guess about the pizza boxes would be that it is easier to mass produce square ones. Just think of the millions of them used daily, only once before thrown away or recycled. Why spend more money and time making the box round when it'll only carry the product for about half an hour. As for the pizza itself, you can get square ones.
Jimbuna
10-13-14, 06:48 AM
Q: Why did the man go into the pizza business?
A: He wanted to make some dough.
swamprat69er
10-13-14, 08:09 PM
Why do we drive on a parkway and park on a driveway?
Sailor Steve
10-14-14, 02:05 AM
Quoting Steven Wright is going to open up a whole new can of worms. :dead:
Wolferz
10-14-14, 06:40 AM
Q: Honey, does this dress make me look fat?
A: Not at all, dear, your fat makes you look fat.
Feuer Frei!
10-14-14, 08:15 AM
How do i convert my cat from cat--holicism to atheism?
Jimbuna
10-14-14, 08:16 AM
An American businessman goes to Japan on a business trip, but he hates Japanese food, so he asks the concierge at his hotel if there's any place around where he can get American food.
The concierge tells him he's in luck; there's a pizza place that just opened, and they deliver. The concierge gives the businessman the phone number, and he goes back to his room and orders a pizza.
Thirty minutes later, the delivery guy shows up to the door with the pizza. The businessman takes the pizza, and starts sneezing uncontrollably.
He asks the delivery man, ''What the heck did you put on this pizza?''
The delivery man bows deeply and says, "We put on the pizza what you ordered, pepper only."
Sailor Steve
10-14-14, 10:32 AM
To be or not to be...
That's a question?
The pizza wasalways since its invention round to protest against Galileo Galileis theory of a round earth. They said, how should a ball of pizza fit in that square box they will invent later. They said a flat pizza won't move in a squared box when you transport it. And he answered: and yet it moves
ikalugin
10-14-14, 11:49 AM
An American businessman goes to Japan on a business trip, but he hates Japanese food, so he asks the concierge at his hotel if there's any place around where he can get American food.
The concierge tells him he's in luck; there's a pizza place that just opened, and they deliver. The concierge gives the businessman the phone number, and he goes back to his room and orders a pizza.
Thirty minutes later, the delivery guy shows up to the door with the pizza. The businessman takes the pizza, and starts sneezing uncontrollably.
He asks the delivery man, ''What the heck did you put on this pizza?''
The delivery man bows deeply and says, "We put on the pizza what you ordered, pepper only."
Except from my experience they wont speak english. (going to Japan was fun, as you have to rely on sighn language and such)
swamprat69er
10-14-14, 12:02 PM
Q: Honey, does this dress make me look fat?
A: Not at all, dear, your fat makes you look fat.
And that explains the black eye.
Jimbuna
10-15-14, 05:36 AM
George W. Bush ordered pizza delivery for the White House.
The Pizza guy, wanting to do an especially good job with the president’s pizza, asked if he should cut it in six or twelve pieces.
George responded, "Six, please. I could never eat twelve pieces."
Platapus
10-15-14, 05:35 PM
What happens if you put instant rice in a microwave?
Will you go back in time?
Shouldn't a Perch be a type of bird rather than a type of fish?
Eichhörnchen
10-16-14, 03:03 AM
What would a Roach be then?
Jimbuna
10-16-14, 05:27 AM
A man wakes up and finds himself in a hospital room, one with only himself in it. He has no recollection of how he got there. While pondering it, his bedside phone rings, and he answers it.
A doctor on the other end identifies himself, and tells the man: "I have really bad news. You're very sick. After your collapse yesterday, we ordered several tests, and got the results back this morning. I'm afraid you have Avain flu, Ebola, and you're positive for HIV and hepatitis."
Stunned, the man asks "Well, what's next!? What are you going to do?"
The doc replies: "Well, for starters, we're putting you on a strict diet of only pizza."
The patient asks: "Will that really help me, doctor?"
"No", the doc responds. "But it's all we can fit under the door."
Eichhörnchen
10-16-14, 06:10 AM
OK, if a Bass is a fish, shouldn't there also be a Soprano, Tenor and a Baritone?
d@rk51d3
10-16-14, 06:29 AM
Should it not be called peanut paste........
It is, down here. ;)
Eichhörnchen
10-16-14, 07:06 AM
Why is it called peanut butter when it is sticky?
Why it is called tomato paste, when it is slippery?
Should it not be called peanut paste and tomato butter?
And we call that tomato ketchup, so I wonder what Peanut Ketchup would taste like?:hmmm:
Feuer Frei!
10-16-14, 08:46 AM
If women love shoes so much, why don't they just wear them and nothing else??
ikalugin
10-16-14, 08:50 AM
In "Master and Margaret" they do, when they attend the Satan's annual spring ball. Shoes and hats actually, but I don't think that you would mind, would you?
Jimbuna
10-16-14, 01:27 PM
A company, feeling it was time for a shake-up, hires a new CEO. This new boss is determined to rid the company of all slackers.
On a tour of the facilities, the CEO notices a guy leaning on a wall. The room is full of workers and he thinks this is his chance to show everyone he means business! The CEO, walks up the guy and asks "How much money do you make a week?"
Undaunted, the young fellow looks at him and replies, "I make $ 200.00 a week. Why?"
The CEO then hands the guy $200 in cash and screams "Here’s a week’s pay, now GET OUT and don’t come back!"
Feeling pretty good about his first firing, the CEO looks around the room and asks "Anyone know what that slacker did here?"
With an uncontrollable grin, one of the other workers mutters "Pizza delivery guy".
Two girls looking at the flat tire of their car. Dam it, this one is flat. The one says. Completely? Asks the other one. No, just at the bottom. Is the answer.
Jimbuna
10-17-14, 08:30 AM
FBI agents conducted a raid of a psychiatric hospital in San Diego that was under investigation for medical insurance fraud. After hours of reviewing thousands of medical records, the dozens of agents had worked up quite an appetite. The agent in charge of the investigation called a nearby pizza parlor with delivery service to order a quick dinner for his colleagues.
The following telephone conversation took place and was recorded by the FBI because they were taping all conversations at the hospital.
Agent: Hello. I would like to order 19 large pizzas and 67 cans of soda.
Pizza Man: And where would you like them delivered?
Agent: We’re over at the psychiatric hospital.
Pizza Man: The psychiatric hospital?
Agent: That’s right. I’m an FBI agent.
Pizza Man: You’re an FBI agent?
Agent: That’s correct. Just about everybody here is.
Pizza Man: And you’re at the psychiatric hospital?
Agent: That’s correct. And make sure you don’t go through the front doors. We have them locked. You will have to go around to the back to the service entrance to deliver the pizzas.
Pizza Man: And you say you’re all FBI agents?
Agent: That’s right. How soon can you have them here?
Pizza Man: And everyone at the psychiatric hospital is an FBI agent?
Agent: That’s right. We’ve been here all day and we’re starving.
Pizza Man: How are you going to pay for all of this?
Agent: I have my checkbook right here.
Pizza Man: And you’re all FBI agents?
Agent: That’s right. Everyone here is an FBI agent. Can you remember to bring the pizzas and sodas to the service entrance in the rear? We have the front doors locked.
Pizza Man: I don’t think so.
Agent: Click!
Eichhörnchen
10-19-14, 08:30 AM
How many more pizza jokes is Jim going to manage? (And I did hear a woman on TV once, describing a visit to the "leaning tower of Pizza")
Feuer Frei!
10-19-14, 08:52 AM
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-owZQA9LCIxU/T5lNjPucsdI/AAAAAAAAAHU/kcdauyY5YVU/s1600/Screen+shot+2012-04-26+at+9.28.30+AM.png
Jimbuna
10-19-14, 09:10 AM
I ordered an 8 inch Cheese and Tomato Pizza from Dominos. I was shocked when it arrived as it was delivered by two midget monks.
I phoned Dominos up and said, "What are you doing, having my pizza delivered by two midget monks?"
"Well, it's only a small order," came the reply.
Eichhörnchen
10-19-14, 09:36 AM
Why were they monks??:06:
Oh I get it! Stoopid question-stoopid answer, right??
If women love shoes so much, why don't they just wear them and nothing else??
That's exactly what they will do I ever get my own personal heaven. ill make sure I keep the thermostat up for them though :O:
Jimbuna
10-20-14, 06:20 AM
Good King Wenseslas called his local pizza parlour.
"Would you like your usual, sir?"
"Oh yes," he replied. "Deep pan: crisp and even."
Eichhörnchen
10-20-14, 07:07 AM
When will it end?
Tango589
10-20-14, 11:00 AM
When will it end?
http://i298.photobucket.com/albums/mm260/tango589/monty-python_sergeant-major.jpg
Catfish
10-20-14, 11:23 AM
In "Master and Margaret" they do, when they attend the Satan's annual spring ball. Shoes and hats actually, but I don't think that you would mind, would you?
Must have been a terrific fête, at Spaso house :03:
Jimbuna
10-20-14, 12:53 PM
Death row prisoners.... Increase your life span by a few days by having your last meal delivered from Pizza Hut.
Eichhörnchen
10-21-14, 02:45 PM
True story: my wife's friend told her last week that she'd asked her little niece what kind of tree the acorn she was holding came from. The kid gave her a "duh" and said "An acorn tree of course!"
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