Ahhhh Springtime in Australia

[Rockstar]

It's springtime Australia you know, people everywhere spending their vacation time having fun in the sun.
Here’s your guide to the most dangerous animals around — and how to avoid a very Australian death.

http://www.news.com.au/technology/science/australias-most-dangerous-animals-are-coming-to-a-town-near-you/story-fnjwkt0b-1227073057952

[Eichhörnchen]

That settles it: we won't be emigrating to Oz anytime soon. My wife has always said she could never live there because of all the dangerous varmints. Wait 'til I show her this lot...

[Oberon]

Soon be summer

http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/2014-06/17/23/enhanced/webdr06/enhanced-21073-1403062291-8.jpg

[Stealhead]

Soon be summer

http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/2014-06/17/23/enhanced/webdr06/enhanced-21073-1403062291-8.jpg


No different than the typical redneck.

[Aktungbby]

:k_confused:Crikey!

[nikimcbee]

oh, a garden hose! I thought he meant....:haha:

[nikimcbee]

Now a major motion picture....

It's springtime for TarJak!

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_4QoQlJtLSfM/SU15tSSRf3I/AAAAAAAAA_M/TLkqs7WpgzM/s400/drunk-groom-deadissue%5B1%5D.jpg

[Jimbuna]

I didn't see Foster's or any of that other frothy warm beer they drink on that list :hmmm:

[Von Tonner]

And here are our top ten killers in South Africa excluding man.

Mosquito
Puff Adder
Hippo
Crocodile
Elephant
Buffalo
Black Mamba
Lion
Great White Shark
Rhino

http://www.thesouthafrican.com/south-africas-top-10-deadliest-animals

BUT, the most deadly to any visiting Aussie is our SRINGBOK

28-10 OUCH!!!!!

http://imagizer.imageshack.us/v2/280x200q90/673/UezBli.jpg
http://imagizer.imageshack.us/v2/280x200q90/903/KUkxtb.jpg

[Eichhörnchen]

Now a major motion picture....

It's springtime for TarJak!

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_4QoQlJtLSfM/SU15tSSRf3I/AAAAAAAAA_M/TLkqs7WpgzM/s400/drunk-groom-deadissue%5B1%5D.jpg

Yeah, where is Tarjak? He hasn't been around for a long time, I thought maybe he was in the brig...

[Stealhead]

Well clearly he is still fighting that fire.

[Eichhörnchen]

Anyway, shouldn't the title of this thread be: "Aaaarggh! Springtime in Australia" ?

[nikimcbee]

Yeah, where is Tarjak? He hasn't been around for a long time, I thought maybe he was in the brig...

By brig, you mean Australia, right? :haha:

[STEED]

It's October in the UK and summer is still here. :Kaleun_Goofy:

[nikimcbee]

Yeah, where is Tarjak? He hasn't been around for a long time

I figure he's:
on holiday.:hmmm:
a croc got him:dead::down:
a great white got him:gulp:
or
he escaped the colony and he's in transit.

[Jimbuna]

Nope, can't say I've seen him about lately :hmmm:

[Oberon]

I think he might be taking a break from fighting the good fight. :hmmm:

[u crank]

I think he might be taking a break from fighting the good fight. :hmmm:

Think you might be right. Hope he's back soon.

[Eichhörnchen]

http://i.imgur.com/arK1Is9.jpg?1?5755I think he might be taking a break from fighting the good fight. :hmmm:

You could be right...

[Wolferz]

Maybe he was driving his tar in the outback and got tarjacked by a Koala.

Now using slomo transport...


http://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb295/Wolferz_2007/meanwhile_in_australia3_zpsd8f941e1.jpg

[Eichhörnchen]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rRddLDynsCs

I've recycled the link from Feuer Frei's "Hopping Mad" here because it reminds me of the Springtime Boxing March Hares we see in this country. Strange that similarity: are roos and hares zoologically connected? They seem very alike...