Eat, Bray, Love..

[Bilge_Rat]

too cute..


Two passionate donkeys who were separated because of an outcry over their lovemaking have been reunited at a zoo in Poland.

The couple, together for 10 years, got into trouble when mothers expressed outrage that children had to witness their mating. A local official, Lydia Dudziak, took up their cause and persuaded the director of the zoo in Poznan to have the animals put in separate pens.

http://www.theguardian.com/world/2014/sep/25/donkey-couple-sex-napoleon-antosia-poland

:rotfl2:

[Rhodes]

Love conquers all!

[Jimbuna]

Well, that's what happens when one makes an ass of oneself.

[Aktungbby]

Napoleon and Antosia...in Poland? with six little donkeys along the way?! Antosia should be renamed Countess Walewska:woot::yeah: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marie_Walewska (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marie_Walewska)

[Wolferz]

Get the kids some blindfolds. :doh:

[Buddahaid]

Heaven forbid the young ones actually have a chance at getting it!

Well I didn't quite mean it that way....what do you mean..... I.... why I........:oops:

[Buddahaid]

Well, that's what happens when one makes an ass of oneself.


I don't get what you mean, sir. Certainly, I've never been it that situation never you mind. :hmph:

[Eichhörnchen]

Why can't we have a subsim thread showing donkeys in the act?

[Jimbuna]

That would be eeawful :nope:

[Aktungbby]

Why can't we have a subsim thread showing donkeys in the act?

FAQ:
'No pornography at all. This is an instant ban offence." Does not specify human...could include asses.... or elephant seals or amoebas ecstatically dividing!:know: :03:

[Eichhörnchen]

FAQ:
'No pornography at all. This is an instant ban offence." Does not specify human...could include asses.... or elephant seals or amoebas ecstatically dividing!:know: :03:

I guess even amoebas need a little tenderness now and again:O:

[Platapus]

This was so stupid I thought it had to come from the US. (facepalm)

So once there was the family going to the zoo. Mother, Father, and son. They were at the elephant cage, and there was this male elephant, in an "excited" mood.

The son points to the "enormous evidence" hanging between the legs of the elephant and asks "Mom, what's THAT?"

The mother was rather embarrassed and said "oh.. uh.. that's nothing dear."

The father then said "I have spoiled that woman"

(rimshot)

(Crickets chirping)

I will meet you by the monkey cage.

[Jimbuna]

^ Well I liked it :)

[Platapus]

A teacher takes her young students to the zoo so they can learn the animals' names.

Standing next to the area where deer are, the teacher asks one of the young students "what is the name of this animal?"

The student struggles with this question.

The teacher offers a hint "what does your mother call your father?"

The student brightens up and says "oh, that's a schmuck!" :D

[Nippelspanner]

The couple, together for 10 years, got into trouble when mothers expressed outrage that children had to witness their mating.
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