Jimbuna's Post Count

[DragonRider]

Have you seen Jimbuna's Post Count it stands at 99,250 what happens if/when it gets to 99,999+1
Will time itself come to an end or maybe the world will start to rotate the other way.
Or will the walls of Subsim come crashing down (well the server at least) :wah:

[Sailor Steve]

People said the exact same thing when I was the first one to pass 10,000. I predict that, like then, nothing will happ

[DragonRider]

People said the exact same thing when I was the first one to pass 10,000. I predict that, like then, nothing will happ



Yes but since then global warming has increased Iceland has had earth quakes and the most scary of all The MK Dons beat Manchester United (UK Football Teams). It's a sign I tells ya :wah:

[Armistead]

People said the exact same thing when I was the first one to pass 10,000. I predict that, like then, nothing will happ

You predict?

Geesh, something else for us to worry about, will the world end when Jim flips the counter....?

Be funny if he had to start over at 1 again....:D

[Oberon]

http://cf.chucklesnetwork.com/items/1/2/6/2/8/4/original/thou-shalt-not-divide-by-zero-but-black-holes-shall-have-mass-wi.jpg

[nikimcbee]

Something along the Mayan calendar apocalypse.

I predict Jim will embrace his Scottish heritage and lead the movement for Scottish independence. This time for the win.

[Rhodes]

Jim in a kilt, that would something for the eyes! :huh::dead:

[Herr-Berbunch]

Shouldn't take long to find out.

Personally I reckon that the system is set to allocate 'One Night in Bangkok' permanently. :haha:

[Webster]

Have you seen Jimbuna's Post Count it stands at 99,250 what happens if/when it gets to 99,999+1
Will time itself come to an end or maybe the world will start to rotate the other way.
Or will the walls of Subsim come crashing down (well the server at least) :wah:

unfortunately its a hardcoded issue with the website software so when he reaches it his account name will be changed to jimbalina and his avatar will appear in drag from then on.

scary to think of but that's just the way it has to be

[Herr-Berbunch]

unfortunately its a hardcoded issue with the website software so when he reaches it his account name will be changed to jimbalina and his avatar will appear in drag from then on.

scary to think of but that's just the way it has to be

That's just why Steve slowed down, but Jim is much more able to show all sides of his personality.

He also used to be a corporal at a mobile army surgical hospital many years ago, and was called Klinger.

[Wolferz]

You predict?

Geesh, something else for us to worry about, will the world end when Jim flips the counter....?

Be funny if he had to start over at 1 again....:D

It appears that you won't be far behind.:D

Everyone get your ear plugs. The wailing and gnashing of teeth will be deafening.:huh:

[Onkel Neal]

The Top Ten

Jimbuna 99,538
Sailor Steve 49,759
Skybird 25,680
AVGWarhawk 24,804
Vendor 21,655
Dowly 21,563
Oberon 20,565
STEED 17,952
TarJak 17,950
Reece 16,808

[Armistead]

It appears that you won't be far behind.:D

Everyone get your ear plugs. The wailing and gnashing of teeth will be deafening.:huh:

Far behind, don't have 10,000 post yet in the several years I've been here. I hope to flip the counter before I die....maybe need 20 more years..

[u crank]

The big question is...will Jim hit 100,000 and Steve hit 50,000 on the same day. Will this cause a temporal anomaly in the spacetime continuum?

If so, do we get the day off? :O:

[Herr-Berbunch]

Reece 16,808

And that's still with a year or so's sabatical. Hope he's alright. :salute:

[Feuer Frei!]

Quality not quantity. Right Jim?

:salute:

[BossMark]

and the most scary of all The MK Dons beat Manchester United (UK Football Teams). It's a sign I tells ya :wah:
Scary, bloody hilarious along with Leicester City result:rotfl2::rotfl2::rotfl2:

My prediction both Jim and Steve pass 100k and 50k post mark in about 3 to 4 weeks

[Wolferz]

Far behind, don't have 10,000 post yet in the several years I've been here. I hope to flip the counter before I die....maybe need 20 more years..

My bad. Misread a zero there. Not unusual for my fouled up eyesight.:doh:

[Jimbuna]

Quality not quantity. Right Jim?

:salute:

Rgr that matey...most gratifying to know that there is at least one who remembers :03:

[Jimbuna]

The Top Ten

Jimbuna 99,538
Sailor Steve 49,759
Skybird 25,680
AVGWarhawk 24,804
Vendor 21,655
Dowly 21,563
Oberon 20,565
STEED 17,952
TarJak 17,950
Reece 16,808

I make it:

Jimbuna 99,547
Sailor Steve 49,759
Skybird 25,681
AVGWarhawk 24,804
Vendor 21,655
Dowly 21,563
Oberon 20,565
STEED 17,952
TarJak 17,950
Reece 16,808

The next time you put that truck of yours in for service have them take a look at that abacus too :)

[STEED]

The Top Ten

Jimbuna 99,538
Sailor Steve 49,759
Skybird 25,680
AVGWarhawk 24,804
Vendor 21,655
Dowly 21,563
Oberon 20,565
STEED 17,952
TarJak 17,950
Reece 16,808

Disgusting still in the top 10 after going MIA with depression and problems and I'm still in there! Get a move on Tarjak and Reece so I can drop out and chill out on pot....pot noodle. :shifty: :03:

Is this the The Times Newspaper readers section going by the odd name SubSims? If not I have been posting on the wrong boards. :/\\!! :har:

WW3 vs Jim's 100,000 posts who will be first that is the question. :hmm2:

[Sailor Steve]

The real numbers - Posts Per Day:

Jimbuna: 31.54
Eichornchen: 11.93
Sailor Steve: 11.50
BossMark: 10.95
Vendor: 9.30
Aktunbby: 7.43
AVGWarhawk: 7.31
Dowly: 6.23
TarJak: 6.01
STEED: 5.68

[Oberon]

Subscribing to Jims posts must be like:

http://media1.giphy.com/media/6229k5h1JkuvS/giphy.gif

[mapuc]

His counter goes to zero, so every one thinks he's a newcomer. :D

Markus

[Oberon]

His counter goes to zero, so every one thinks he's a newcomer. :D

Markus

Aktungbby would be there like a shot with his "Welcome to Subsim" post. :haha:

[danasan]

Hi Jim, it's just me...

I'd like to introduce this bunch to you....

The same psychoes as everywhere :rotfl2:

[Aktungbby]

The real numbers - Posts Per Day:

Jimbuna: 31.54
Eichornchen: 11.93
Sailor Steve: 11.50
BossMark: 10.95
Vendor: 9.30
Aktunbby: 7.43
AVGWarhawk: 7.31
Dowly: 6.23
TarJak: 6.01
STEED: 5.68
:Kaleun_Party:The first time I've ever been in the top ten of anything:Kaleun_Thumbs_Up: Oh wait...look at the company I'm keeping!:k_confused:
Aktungbby would be there like a shot with his "Welcome to Subsim" post. :haha:
COME ON! I'm 'not just resting' on my only laurel in life!:Kaleun_Goofy:http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/picture.php?albumid=727&pictureid=6322 (http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/member.php?u=313053&tab=myawards#aw_issue126):/\\k:

[Feuer Frei!]

So anyone with a post count per day below that of STEED's isn't trying hard enough!

Time for all of you below the tresh-hold of SUBSIM exemplary post-counts per day to link to yahoo news and Daily Fail news articles.

Or start disagreeing with OP's for the sake of disagreeing, without making a counter case.

Or better still, mix all that in with double-posting.

In no time will you overtake STEED (which is the bare minimum to obtain Posting greatness.

Where there's a will there's a way. :up:

[STEED]

Please over take me, there is no greatness being in the top 10....You don't even get paid let alone get a magnum ice lolly. :03:


http://www.icecreamsource.com/assets/images/MicroDaries/Magnum/MAGNUM_classic_lg.jpg

[Platapus]

https://s15-us2.ixquick.com/cgi-bin/sf?f=c53523e03f682feee2acb804c2f46cdf.jpg&anticache=247378

[nikimcbee]

https://s15-us2.ixquick.com/cgi-bin/sf?f=c53523e03f682feee2acb804c2f46cdf.jpg&anticache=247378

We need some sort of top 10 post count tax?:hmmm:

To fund mittens for kittens or something along those lines.

It's for the kittens!

http://animalluverclub.files.wordpress.com/2008/08/funny-pictures-kitten-is-excited-about-bacon.jpg

[STEED]

We need some sort of top 10 post count tax?:hmmm:

To fund mittens for kittens or something along those lines.

It's for the kittens!

http://animalluverclub.files.wordpress.com/2008/08/funny-pictures-kitten-is-excited-about-bacon.jpg

Let me get this straight, you want us in the top ten to cough up to feed your kitten bacon and when the kitten becomes a fat cat you eat it?

Find by me as your a dog.

[vienna]

If there is a post count, is there also a pre count?...

Excuse me, I must go back to work on that Unified Theory thingie...



<O>

[nikimcbee]

Let me get this straight, you want us in the top ten to cough up to feed your kitten bacon and when the kitten becomes a fat cat you eat it?

Find by me as your a dog.

...yes, pay your fair share Steed!

[Armistead]

Well, I expect a prize and my own thread of congrats when I hit the 10,000 post.

[Jimbuna]

Well, I expect a prize and my own thread of congrats when I hit the 10,000 post.

Simply send a wad of used notes in a brown paper envelope to my PM box and I'll see it happens :smug:

[Gargamel]

I hope it works like the odometers in the E350 Diesels Ford put out in the late 90's. It was a monochromatic LCD display, and since ambulances have a life span of c. 500,000 miles, we would frequently have mini parties in trucks when a mile stone would be rolled over.

Problem was though, the engineers never thought they would go beyond 300k, so when it hit 299,999, and that one extra mile, the hundred thousands digit wouldn't roll over. It'd go from 299,999 to 200,000.

I think it would be hilarious if he went from 99,999 to 1 post.

[STEED]

...yes, pay your fair share Steed!

Here you go, don't spend it all at once. :D

http://www.chilloutpoint.com/images/2009/11/playing-with-money/funny-money-modifications-23.jpg

[Jimbuna]

Here's a donation from me

http://s17.postimg.org/yio1r4yan/50_large.gif (http://postimage.org/)

[Wolferz]

When you reach 99,999, we'll send a ninja to steal your keyboard. :O:

[Aktungbby]

A million posts! gets...IMHO:arrgh!:
http://www.millbill.com/images/Front_and_back_of_Mill_Bill.jpg

[Armistead]

Simply send a wad of used notes in a brown paper envelope to my PM box and I'll see it happens :smug:


You want used toilet paper mailed to your box. I can do that..

[Jimbuna]

You want used toilet paper mailed to your box. I can do that..

Yuk! Reminds me of last years holiday hotel in Turkey....you hadn't to flush the loo paper but put it in a nearby pedal bin :shifty:

[Aktungbby]

HE's lyin' to ya!:haha: they don't use TP down his a' way! :Dhttp://www.legendsofamerica.com/photos-oldwest/Outhouse2.jpghttps://farm3.staticflickr.com/2650/4034651478_39f86ddc14_z.jpg?zz=1 (https://www.flickr.com/photos/29662806@N08/4034651478/in/gallery-yorklib-72157624319506192/)

[Oberon]

http://fc00.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2012/020/c/2/cornholio_by_garrett_btm-d4n1419.png

[nikimcbee]

Here you go, don't spend it all at once. :D

http://www.chilloutpoint.com/images/2009/11/playing-with-money/funny-money-modifications-23.jpg

Beer's on the house!:salute:

[nikimcbee]

Beer's on the house!:salute:


No, the beer is really on the house. I hid it up there so Jim wouldn't drink it all.

[nikimcbee]

Only 300 posts to catch Reece.:Kaleun_Los:

[Jimbuna]

Only 300 posts to catch Reece.:Kaleun_Los:

http://s15.postimg.org/cw445ot47/smashcomp.gif (http://postimage.org/)

[magic452]

Let the countdown begin. 99,900 as I type this 10:12 pm GMT -7 Pacific standard time.

Magic

[Jimbuna]

99,921 13:09 GMT.

[nikimcbee]

How 'bout now?:hmmm::haha:

[Oberon]

Been getting a few 'Server busy' messages when trying to get onto the forum lately, perhaps Jims post count is making the server reach critical mass. :doh:

[STEED]

Jim will be buying everyone this....

Chef creates 'world's most expensive burger' (cost: £1,100)

Wagyu beef with gold coated buns, lobster and black truffle Brie makes quite a picture



http://www.telegraph.co.uk/foodanddrink/foodanddrinknews/11143554/Chef-creates-worlds-most-expensive-burger-cost-1100.html


We're all looking forward to them jim.:Kaleun_Salivating:

[Jimbuna]

I might be able to stretch to a 16" pizza or a chicken kebab ...me being a pensioner and all that.

[Tango589]

Maybe the Mayan calendar had it wrong, maybe the worlds end is approaching now?

http://i298.photobucket.com/albums/mm260/tango589/keep-calm-coz-the-end-is-nigh.png

[danasan]

Jim could reach the 100,000 as I am typing right now... Wait... 8 posts more to bring the net down...

my mouse is already striking

[Jimbuna]

Jim could reach the 100,000 as I am typing right now... Wait... 8 posts more to bring the net down...

my mouse is already striking

LOL....maybe today, maybe tomorrow :)

Only time will tell :03:

[Oberon]

6 to go...

http://media.giphy.com/media/kP4PxlP9o0eOc/giphy.gif

[danasan]

http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/picture.php?albumid=916&pictureid=7717

Time to open the bottles... :woot:

[STEED]

Just before jim crashes the Internet and plunges the human race back into the dark ages, nice knowing all and farewell. :salute:

The end is almost here.

[STEED]

ITS THE END OF THE WORLD AND TIME AND SPACE, IN FACT EVERYTHING!!!!

Lets get looting & fast.

[Schroeder]

Just 2 to go...:o
(Remember: Duck and Cover!!!)

[danasan]

Bert The Turtle (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IKqXu-5jw60)

will that link still work tomorrow?

[Schroeder]

Bert The Turtle (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IKqXu-5jw60)

will that link still work tomorrow?
Will we still work tomorrow?:o:88)

[Jimbuna]

http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/picture.php?albumid=916&pictureid=7717

Time to open the bottles... :woot:

http://s17.postimg.org/63hru53sv/image.jpg (http://postimage.org/)

[BossMark]

And now for the 200k mark :haha:

[Dowly]

And now for the 200k mark :haha:
Dont tempt him. :D


Congrats, Jim. :up:

[Oberon]

http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view5/2541471/nuclear-explosion-o.gif

[STEED]

Good grief we're still here! :o

Bugger! :/\\!!

May be 999,999?

Get posting jim faster the better to bring about the end of the world.

[nikimcbee]

Good grief we're still here! :o

Bugger! :/\\!!

May be 999,999?

Get posting jim faster the better to bring about the end of the world.

Are they serving the hamburgers yet? I came for the burgers.:Kaleun_Salivating::Kaleun_Cheers:

[STEED]

Are they serving the hamburgers yet? I came for the burgers.:Kaleun_Salivating::Kaleun_Cheers:

Jim's having problems with his dodgy credit/debit cards, he may have to arrest himself and lug himself off to the nearest police station. :har:

[nikimcbee]

Jim's having problems with his dodgy credit/debit cards, he may have to arrest himself and lug himself off to the nearest police station. :har:

I told him not to use crayon when he made his cards.

Silly Geordies.:03:

[Rockstar]

Are they serving the hamburgers yet? I came for the burgers.:Kaleun_Salivating::Kaleun_Cheers:

For this event, it's hotdogs.

http://i1196.photobucket.com/albums/aa408/jky242/5e43bba1c8630be43186f2644c6581c1.jpg

[BossMark]

*BREAKING NEWS*
A new bank holiday as been announced for this amazing achievement.
Date to announced soon just as soon as the queen as spoke to Jim.

[Rhodes]

Congrats! Have a cold one:
http://spotmagazine.files.wordpress.com/2008/06/sagres-praia.jpg:salute:

[kranz]

well done Jimbuna:woot:

[Chad]

Congrats Jim! :O:

[STEED]

*BREAKING NEWS*
A new bank holiday as been announced for this amazing achievement.
Date to announced soon just as soon as the queen as spoke to Jim.

Queen
How do big boy?

Jim
Pardon?

Queen
Get your pants off.

Jim
What!

Queen
Holiday cancelled.

[Onkel Neal]

Congrats, Jim, you are the man:arrgh!:

[u crank]

http://i1349.photobucket.com/albums/p759/marcelanthonypineau/applause_zpseecf4f04.jpg (http://s1349.photobucket.com/user/marcelanthonypineau/media/applause_zpseecf4f04.jpg.html)

[Armistead]

Congrats Jim....now how bout posting more in the who, what, when thread...we get tired waiting...:D

[Wolferz]

We'll find your mute button yet.:yep:
:O:

[Jimbuna]

Jim's having problems with his dodgy credit/debit cards, he may have to arrest himself and lug himself off to the nearest police station. :har:

Funny you should say that.....went to Argos yesterday to purchase a microwave for work and the card reader declined my Visa. Tried three times before realising the new card was issued nearly two months early and had put it away for safe keeping :oops:

I told him not to use crayon when he made his cards.

Silly Geordies.:03:

*BREAKING NEWS*
A new bank holiday as been announced for this amazing achievement.
Date to announced soon just as soon as the queen as spoke to Jim.

LOL :)

For this event, it's hotdogs.

http://i1196.photobucket.com/albums/aa408/jky242/5e43bba1c8630be43186f2644c6581c1.jpg

Lashings of ketchup on mine please :cool:

Congrats! Have a cold one:
http://spotmagazine.files.wordpress.com/2008/06/sagres-praia.jpg:salute:

Aplausos :cool:

well done Jimbuna:woot:

Congrats Jim! :O:

Congrats, Jim, you are the man:arrgh!:

http://i1349.photobucket.com/albums/p759/marcelanthonypineau/applause_zpseecf4f04.jpg (http://s1349.photobucket.com/user/marcelanthonypineau/media/applause_zpseecf4f04.jpg.html)

Cheers guys :salute:

Congrats Jim....now how bout posting more in the who, what, when thread...we get tired waiting...:D

Going there right now...hopefully to announce a winner :03:

We'll find your mute button yet.:yep:
:O:

Only the wife knows the answer to that secret :smug:

[Wolferz]

Only the wife knows the answer to that secret :smug:


Naturally.:up:
Pretty soon, your post count will have to be expressed in scientific notation.:O::D

[Jimbuna]

Naturally.:up:
Pretty soon, your post count will have to be expressed in scientific notation.:O::D

Nope, Neals commission rates per post aren't that enticing.