You forgot WHAT!?

[Rockstar]

http://www.news.com.au/national/afp-accidentally-leaves-explosives-at-sydney-airport-force-to-apologise-to-public/story-fncynjr2-1227055375797

'The Australian Federal Police (AFP) has been forced to apologise for accidentally leaving behind a suitcase at Sydney Airport containing 230 grams of a plastic explosive after a dog training exercise.
The bomb had been hidden in an unclaimed suitcase during the training, which took place last month. It wasn’t live, according to a statement released on the AFP website.
However it was found just this week when a travelling woman was offered a replacement suitcase after hers was damaged during a flight.'

[Sailor Steve]

Hey, anybody could make a mistake...
:rotfl2:

[Jimbuna]

Brings a whole new meaning to baggage control :)

[Wolferz]

Imagine their embarrassment if someone like me had found it and they just happened to have a detonator in their pocket.:huh::timeout: I've used blasting caps in more than one profession.:shifty:

[TarJak]

Imagine their embarrassment if someone like me had found it and they just happened to have a detonator in their pocket.:huh::timeout: I've used blasting caps in more than one profession.:shifty:

I'm imagining the intrusive inspection of your person when they find you with both.

[Wolferz]

I'm imagining the intrusive inspection of your person when they find you with both.

Is that a torpedo in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?:D

BTW, I shan't show up down under in my lifetime, which at present is much shorter than it used to was.:shucks:

[TarJak]

Is that a torpedo in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?:D

BTW, I shan't show up down under in my lifetime, which at present is much shorter than it used to was.:shucks:
That's probably just as well. Our border security team enjoy their work.
http://crnaacademy.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/latex-gloves-LRG.gif

[Jimbuna]

Is that a torpedo in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?:D

BTW, I shan't show up down under in my lifetime, which at present is much shorter than it used to was.:shucks:

Your lucky...that picture above is TarJak getting ready for work :03:

[Wolferz]

Your lucky...that picture above is TarJak getting ready for work :03:

I trust you're not speaking from personal experience.:03::O::huh::timeout:

[Jimbuna]

I trust you're not speaking from personal experience.:03::O::huh::timeout:

No but I've met many of the traumatised recipients over the years :)

[TarJak]

No but I've met many of the traumatised recipients over the years :)
Can't see how you could have. I never leave them alive. ;)

[Tango589]

No but I've met many of the traumatised recipients over the years :)

When you can no longer see your watch, you've probably gone far enough...:o

[Jimbuna]

When you can no longer see your watch, you've probably gone far enough...:o

I'm more concerned over my sanity than my watch :)

[Wolferz]

It can't be as bad as some of our law enforcement people. They haul you into a hospital for multiple cavity searches and MRI's when they don't find what they're looking for on the first try.:huh: Then you get a whopping big bill from the hospital to really add insult to injury!
Or you get cavity searched on the side of a busy road with a two perps for one pair of gloves special.:timeout: That one only happens to the ladies in Texas when they get pulled over by a perv cop and one of his butch helpers, using the lame excuse; "I smell pot".:-? Everybody knows that a hardcore pot smoker isn't going to shove their stash into a nether region when they get pulled over.:hmmm: If those police officers claim ignorance, then they're perverts with a capital "P"

[Jimbuna]

It can't be as bad as some of our law enforcement people. They haul you into a hospital for multiple cavity searches and MRI's when they don't find what they're looking for on the first try.:huh: Then you get a whopping big bill from the hospital to really add insult to injury!
Or you get cavity searched on the side of a busy road with a two perps for one pair of gloves special.:timeout: That one only happens to the ladies in Texas when they get pulled over by a perv cop and one of his butch helpers, using the lame excuse; "I smell pot".:-? Everybody knows that a hardcore pot smoker isn't going to shove their stash into a nether region when they get pulled over.:hmmm: If those police officers claim ignorance, then they're perverts with a capital "P"

Ooh! your not speaking from personal experience I trust :o

Perhaps a smidgen of wishful thinking :O:

[Wolferz]

Ooh! your not speaking from personal experience I trust :o

Perhaps a smidgen of wishful thinking :O:

No way!
Just a couple of news articles I read.


Don't be greedy. Just to the elbow, please!:O:

[Aktungbby]

Don't be greedy. Just to the elbow, please!:O:

Past that could be construed as too humerus ! :har:

[vienna]

Oh, excuse me, is this the proctology thread?...


https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/3391336704/h9F5A9F98/



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[Mr Quatro]

It can't be as bad as some of our law enforcement people. They haul you into a hospital for multiple cavity searches and MRI's when they don't find what they're looking for on the first try.:huh: Then you get a whopping big bill from the hospital to really add insult to injury!
Or you get cavity searched on the side of a busy road with a two perps for one pair of gloves special.:timeout: That one only happens to the ladies in Texas when they get pulled over by a perv cop and one of his butch helpers, using the lame excuse; "I smell pot".:-? Everybody knows that a hardcore pot smoker isn't going to shove their stash into a nether region when they get pulled over.:hmmm: If those police officers claim ignorance, then they're perverts with a capital "P"

The border states of Colorado and Washington state are stopping people as soon as they come across the state line if they even look a little bit hippy.

They followed one old man who had never even smoked pot in his life and did a complete search of his truck and taking him in for complaining and giving him a ticket for verbal attacks on the officers.

[swamprat69er]

and taking him in for complaining and giving him a ticket for verbal attacks on the officers.
So much for freedom of speech.

[Wolferz]

So much for freedom of speech.

But Police officers are warm and fuzzy human beings with hearts of gold and should never be verbally abused or given offense.
In other words, they're sissies.
:har::har::har:

Probably more upset because the old guy didn't have anything of value for them to seize.

I reckon I better hang my handcuffs back on the rear view mirror if I plan to travel out west. "Copperflage":yeah:

[swamprat69er]

In other words, they're sissies.
:har::har::har:

with big guns and little .....

[Platapus]

It can't be as bad as some of our law enforcement people. They haul you into a hospital for multiple cavity searches and MRI's when they don't find what they're looking for on the first try.:huh: Then you get a whopping big bill from the hospital to really add insult to injury!

How can the hospital charge you? Unless you signed something accepting liability for the bill.

I think that would be a pretty easy bill to fight.

[Jimbuna]

How can the hospital charge you? Unless you signed something accepting liability for the bill.

I think that would be a pretty easy bill to fight.

Not if you've enjoyed the experience and asked for repeat performances :O: