Attention all grammar nazis...

[Tango589]

This is the new anthem for all confirmed, card carrying, paid up and committed grammar Nazis *looks in Sailor Steves' direction* :D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Gv0H-vPoDc

[mapuc]

I would never point finger at another person, because I'm not good at English grammar.

Using abbrivation in chat is for OK, for me it is.

When you are writing someting in a forum, you have the time to use a words full lengt e.g (Chat u r) (Forum you are)

Markus

[Wolferz]

It's ok, Marcus. Most of us native English speakers, still don't know how to write it. We like to get Steve's hackles up.:O:
It's a shame. :haha:

[Sailor Steve]

It's confirmed: I still make mistakes and don't mind being corrected. I carry no cards, aside from credit and library, and I have been committed, so what can I say?

Oh, I almost forgot - I love the video. :rock:

@ Markus: It's okay. My biggest annoyance is with people who not only speak English but don't speak anything else, yet they still manage to write like they flunked out of kindergarten.

@ Wolferz: That's a great excuse, and yes, it's a shame. :O:

On the other hand I'm just passing through, so what do I know? :dead:

[swamprat69er]

It is spelling that gets me. Most of the native English speakers couldn't spell correctly to save their lives and that is with spell check engaged.

[Herr-Berbunch]

It is spelling that gets me. Most of the native English speakers couldn't spell correctly to save their lives and that is with spell check engaged.

That's because most spellcheckers decide that US English is the correct way! :-?

[Wolferz]

That's because most spellcheckers decide that US English is the correct way! :-?

Is there any other?
Hey, when we hold a revolution, we go all the way.:D

That's me.:up: Spelling Nazi. :D Or pirate.:arrgh!: Depends on my mood.

I'm like old Weird Al... I have a big dictionary.:03:

[Jimbuna]

That's because most spellcheckers decide that US English is the correct way! :-?

As if there were ever any other.

[Armistead]

Only simpelmindid peopel curwreck speling of otders, so day can fil gud an ack smaerter.

[swamprat69er]

That's because most spellcheckers decide that US English is the correct way! :-?
I make allowances for US English. Knowing full well that they don't spell words like neighbour, labour the same as Canadian/British English.
I have a huge problem around my 2nd cousin, she was an English Professor for about 40 years in New York.

[Sailor Steve]

Only simpelmindid peopel curwreck speling of otders, so day can fil gud an ack smaerter.
yuo mspeled "onry".

[swamprat69er]

Only simpelmindid peopel curwreck speling of otders, so day can fil gud an ack smaerter.
Okay, so I am a simpleton......At least I can spell it.

[Wolferz]

Here I thought that the Canadians only needed to know how to spell the words beer and eh.:03::O:

[mapuc]

That's because most spellcheckers decide that US English is the correct way! :-?


When I use the Spellcheckers I sometimes get a message saying, a word that I know is correct typed e.g "Colour" is wrong and give my the word "color" among others

Markus

[Wolferz]

When I use the Spellcheckers I sometimes get a message saying, a word that I know is correct typed e.g "Colour" is wrong and give my the word "color" among others

Markus
That's the North American spellchecker. Colour is the olde country spelling.
We color without U.:O:

[swamprat69er]

When I use the Spellcheckers I sometimes get a message saying, a word that I know is correct typed e.g "Colour" is wrong and give my the word "color" among others

Markus
You should have the option on spell check to 'add to dictionary', just add the word and spell check will accept it.

[nikimcbee]

It's ok, Marcus. Most of us native English speakers, still don't know how to write it. We like to get Steve's hackles up.:O:
It's a shame. :haha:

This. Per se.:O:

[Wolferz]

This. Per se.:O:

What does Miley Cyrus's genitalia have to do with it?:O:

[kraznyi_oktjabr]

That's the North American spellchecker. Colour is the olde country spelling.
We color without U.:O:You buggas just leave 'em out cuz you don't know how to pronounce them! :O:

[Sailor Steve]

You buggas just leave 'em out cuz you don't know how to pronounce them! :O:
That opens up an interesting can of worms. "Pronounce" is pronounced with an "ow" sound. Britishisms like "honour" and "colour" are still pronounced with a standard long 'O' sound, not an "ow". I also notice that they don't spell "horror" with a 'u'. On the other hand we Yanks still spell "velour" with a 'u', but it's pronounced "oo", not 'o'. The same is true of "contour".

If it's pronounced "oo" or "ow", the Americans spell it "ou". If the 'U' is not pronounced, we don't use it.

Here's a list of other words you may never have thought about:
http://www.englishforresearch.com/writing_help/british_american.htm

[kraznyi_oktjabr]

That opens up an interesting can of worms. "Pronounce" is pronounced with an "ow" sound. Britishisms like "honour" and "colour" are still pronounced with a standard long 'O' sound, not an "ow". I also notice that they don't spell "horror" with a 'u'. On the other hand we Yanks still spell "velour" with a 'u', but it's pronounced "oo", not 'o'. The same is true of "contour".

If it's pronounced "oo" or "ow", the Americans spell it "ou". If the 'U' is not pronounced, we don't use it.

Here's a list of other words you may never have thought about:
http://www.englishforresearch.com/writing_help/british_american.htmThanks Steve! :salute:

[vienna]

Perhaps it is time for spelling reform:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ghoti


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[Tango589]

The New European Language!!!

Writer Unknown

Read Aloud For Best Effect!!!

The European Union commissioners have announced that agreement has been reached to adopt English as the preferred language for European communications, rather than German, which was the other possibility. As part of the negotiations, Her Majesty's Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a five-year phased plan for what will be known as EuroEnglish (Euro for short).

In the first year, "s" will be used instead of the soft "c." Sertainly, sivil servants will resieve this news with joy. Also, the hard "c" will be replaced with "k". Not only will this klear up konfusion, but typewriters kan have one less letter.

There will be growing publik emthusiasm in the sekond year, when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced by "f". This will make words like fotograf" 20 persent shorter.

In the third year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible. Governments will enkorage the removal of double letters, which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the horible mes of silent "e"s in the languag is disgrasful, and they would go.

By the fourth year, peopl wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" by "z" and "w" by " v".

During ze fifz year, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou", and similar changes vud of kors be aplid to ozer kombinations of leters.

After zis fifz yer, ve vil hav a reli sensibl riten styl. Zer vil be no mor trubls or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand ech ozer.

Ze drem vil finali kum tru.

[swamprat69er]

Wow! There are more differences than I thought.
then there is the 'Zee', 'Zed' argument. I have to this day always used Zee and have been corrected on it more times than enough.

[Buddahaid]

I like the u and use it anyway.
http://i225.photobucket.com/albums/dd52/sirwinpb/Album%20Three/SeaQuestMPCostume010.jpg (http://s225.photobucket.com/user/sirwinpb/media/Album%20Three/SeaQuestMPCostume010.jpg.html)

[TarJak]

Wow! There are more differences than I thought.
then there is the 'Zee', 'Zed' argument. I have to this day always used Zee and have been corrected on it more times than enough.

Zee is something you swim in if you are Dutch. Zed is the 26th letter of the alphabet. ;)

[Sailor Steve]

Zee is something you swim in if you are Dutch. Zed is the 26th letter of the alphabet. ;)
Yep, and all those other letters are pronounced Bed, Ced, Ded, Ed, Ged, Ped, Ted, and Ved.

The reality is that the ancient Greeks, who invented the letter, spelled it Zeta, so Zed is probably the better, and certainly the older pronunciation. On the other hand, like 'Soccer', which we constantly get blamed for, 'Zee' was originally a British pronunciation, not American, and dates back to the 1600s. It was also one of many, including things like 'Izzard'.
http://www.straightdope.com/columns/read/1632/why-do-the-british-pronounced-the-letter-z-zed