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Oberon

07-03-14, 02:37 PM

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/0/00/Me109_G-6_D-FMBB_1.jpg

(awaits klugscheisser)

LoLWaffles: The Return
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cRgPp3pzG78

Schroeder

07-03-14, 04:14 PM

Die Rückkehr der Lolwaffles.

If you just want to say "the Lolwaffles" then "Die Lolwaffles" is correct ("die" is pronounced dee for all those who care which will be none but still) but in that grammar constellation it has to be as written above.

Oh...and Klugscheißer is spelled with a capital first letter as it is a noun.:know:

:O:

Which 109 is that?

Oberon

07-03-14, 04:25 PM

Goddamn it, that was the first option I went for, but I figured that since Luftwaffe is generally used as Die Luftwaffe, with Der being used as a prefix when addressed as a title, such as Oberkommando der Luftwaffe, I figured that Die would be the correct option. :dead:

Klugscheisser.... :O:

Oh, and it's the G6...beware...

Schroeder

07-03-14, 05:12 PM

Oh, and it's the G6...beware...
I know it's a G6 (we've been there and done that, remember?:dead:) I was wondering which surviving aircraft that is.

Kptlt. Neuerburg

07-03-14, 07:11 PM

I know it's a G6 (we've been there and done that, remember?:dead:) I was wondering which surviving aircraft that is. It's HA-1112-M1L c/n 156 C.4K-87 (D-FMBB), FM+BB , EADS / Messerschmitt Foundation, rebuilt with a DB605 engine.

Oberon

07-03-14, 07:42 PM

Murmansk 1942

Mission 1:
Escort Fw-190s on a bombing mission against enemy shipping.

Outcome:
Raptor aborted after take-off due to gear/computer failure.
I struggled to keep up with Task Force and HunterICX until I made the discovery my flaps were still on 'combat' setting...
Fw-190s missed every single ship, no enemy contacts sighted by us but frantic calls in German and Perkele over the radio indicates the Soviets were about.
Returned to base to find the usual shambles, HunterICX barely missed a friendly aircraft on landing, so Task Force and I took the taxi-way resulting in nose-overs for us both.

http://i.imgur.com/gSHrECb.jpg?1
Flying into the sun whilst RTBing, PTSD flashbacks occurred.

http://i.imgur.com/wPywwZI.jpg?1
Our, somewhat loose, Kette

http://i.imgur.com/biAsRYW.jpg?1
HunterICX comes in to land, unaware an AI is on approach coming the other way...

http://i.imgur.com/Nn9xXMU.jpg?1
The inevitable occurs...

http://i.imgur.com/7FearG6.jpg?1
The Lolwaffles are back! :yeah:

http://x1.fjcdn.com/thumbnails/comments/lt+HFW+he+didn+t+get+the+cake+_3a15503a9bc9fd66f78 0afd17ab7c01c.gif

HunterICX

07-04-14, 06:08 AM

I see Task Force pretty much potrays the Monolith of the LoLwaffles :yep:

Oberon

07-04-14, 09:01 AM

It's the Lolwaffle tribe totem pole.

Or Totenkopfpole perhaps.... :hmmm:

Schroeder

07-04-14, 09:27 AM

Er...you guys are flying again?:doh:

@Zirran (the Susbim name is too long:O:)
Thanks for the info.:yeah:

Oberon

07-04-14, 09:34 AM

Er...you guys are flying again?:doh:

@Zirran (the Susbim name is too long:O:)
Thanks for the info.:yeah:

No, we're 'flying', which is our normal variant on flying...

This is flying:

http://www.flyingheritage.com/images/Slideshows/Plane/Bf109-6.jpg

This is 'flying':
http://i.imgur.com/GZPbpM9.jpg?1

HunterICX

07-04-14, 09:59 AM

http://i.imgur.com/GZPbpM9.jpg?1

[David Attenborough]
And here we see a pair of BF109 with the most dangerous maneuver in the Third Reich around this time....they....mate.
It isn't without risk and serious consequences as the maneuver itself may result in serious damage of 2 top condition aircraft in their prime and what come out of this as a result might come as a mayor dissapointed...namely the replacement called the BF109G6[/David Attenborough]

HunterICX

07-04-14, 06:28 PM

LoLWaffles: The Return
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cRgPp3pzG78

Oberon

07-09-14, 08:16 PM

Mission 2:
Fly sweep over Murmansk factory

Outcome:
After a restart caused by Oberon pancaking on take-off, the group took off and began climbing to altitude when contacts were spotted to our two o clock. They turned out to be IL-2s, Hunter rammed the lead enemy aircraft while the rest of us and the AI shot the others down.
We then returned on course, then ran into some Peshkas and Yaks, Oberon was shot down and Raptor only just made it back to the airfield intact. Task Force returned safely after his machine guns were broken by a Peshkas rear gunner.

http://i.imgur.com/4cyW06f.jpg?1
My first kill, an IL-2, both crew bailed safely.

http://i.imgur.com/mGsdoLg.jpg?1
My emergency landing and dramatic sliding dive out of the cockpit, just in time to avoid the explosion. ( I love how my legs appear to be coming out of the ground in this shot)

http://i.imgur.com/HD4TlOM.jpg?1
A Hurricane explodes in Raptors face, surprisingly causing no damage

http://i.imgur.com/W8ejaKy.jpg?1
Task Force meanwhile takes on a Peshka, who manages to surgically remove the 109s MGs

http://i.imgur.com/VxEOME9.jpg?1
Raptor encounters some unhappy Russians

http://i.imgur.com/Et8YrX5.jpg?1
But he manages to land...in a manner of speaking.

Mission 3
Intercept I-16s in the Murmansk area

Outcome
Less eventful take-off, contacts were spotted but left to the local Finnish airforce contingent to deal with. The flight broke up after encountering cloud, Oberon ran into a flight of three I-16s while the rest of the group encountered (and were mauled by) Peshkas from hell. Oberon killed one I-16 and was attacking the other two who were dormant when they suddenly sprung into life and turned the tables on him. In a tail-less spin, Oberon bailed out just before the aircraft exploded...unfortunately it exploded right above him, killing him instantly.

http://i.imgur.com/ELYQFLr.jpg?1
The I-16s wake up

http://i.imgur.com/YXBM4ob.jpg?1
I'm not going to recover from this, am I?

http://i.imgur.com/1uDoh7v.jpg?1
...verdammt

Mission 4
Fly a sweep ahead of a FW-190 Jabo attack in the Murmansk area

Outcome
The group lost contact with the Flight leader (Hunter) shortly after take-off during the climb to patrol altitude, he landed up ahead of us by some margin, encountered Peshkas and then was shot down. The rest of us encountered P-40s and then I-16s, Raptor was also shot down, but Task Force managed to shoot down several, while Oberon chased a P-40 half-way across Russia before finally running out of ammunition since Oberon is a terrible shot and P-40s are made out of reinforced titanium. Fortunately Oberon had chipped enough off the P-40 that he was awarded a kill as he came in to make a surprisingly good landing. Task Force landed shortly after, despite bringing a gaggle of I-16s back with him (they cleared off when the flak started shooting).

http://i.imgur.com/GGpEMeP.jpg?1
My Russian comrade...

http://i.imgur.com/itmZAtm.jpg?1
A slippery customer, I hope the pilot got out, he deserved to after evading me for so long.

http://i.imgur.com/qrQQyFC.jpg?1
Back at base.

http://i.imgur.com/YBChiVv.jpg?1
Task Force comes in to land with a leak that only I can see... :doh:

Oberon

07-10-14, 07:40 PM

Mission 5
Clear the way for Fw-190s attacking enemy shipping entering Murmansk

Outcome
No enemy contacts sighted, although the Finns and Germans were heavily engaged. Waited over the enemy convoy for the slowest Fw-190s in the Luftwaffe to show up, then diverted to Murmansk then RTB.

http://i.imgur.com/CHiXQps.jpg?1
Raptors totally historical skin...

http://i.imgur.com/BUVl90d.jpg?1
Slowest Fw-190s ever...

http://i.imgur.com/aaA6lhR.jpg?1
Hunter's 109

Mission 6
Fw-190A4s attack shipping leaving Murmansk harbour

Outcome
Took off in eco-Fw-190A4s which have throttles that don't go above 88%. Attacked the shipping, Oberon crashed whilst taking a screenshot of Hunters successful bomb drop, Arclight was shot down by the ship AAA, then Raptor and Hunter were bounced by Soviet Hurricanes. Hunter stalled and then entered a spin into the sea, while Raptor was set on fire and crashed.

http://i.imgur.com/ief49Km.jpg?1
Raptor and his 'Marie' bomb

http://i.imgur.com/jzMgXSB.jpg?1
Hunters bomb hits its mark...and then I hit mine...

http://i.imgur.com/fZWtIOD.jpg?1
Hunter flies over the damaged ship

http://i.imgur.com/fIfjDn9.jpg?1
The Hurricanes bounce Hunter

http://i.imgur.com/h5Ji4SJ.jpg?1
The merge

http://i.imgur.com/iok2fp6.jpg?1
The stall

http://i.imgur.com/ntW3eaa.jpg?1
The fire

http://i.imgur.com/biqoX7h.jpg?1
The end

Mission 7
Clear the way for Fw-190s attacking Murmashi airfield

Outcome
Took off and headed for Murmashi, patrolled around Murmashi airfield and then spotted a group of enemy contacts heading for our lines. Turned and engaged, Hunter and Oberon took engine damage and RTB'd, Arclight and Raptor engaged and shot down several Peshkas. Oberon pancaked next to the airfield, Raptor nosed over whilst trying to clear the runway rapidly for Oberon, and then crashed his IL2, Arclight and Hunter landed ok.

http://i.imgur.com/nzQqDCX.jpg?1
Raptors completely historical skin suffers a breakdown

http://i.imgur.com/S0bQroJ.jpg?1
If the formation was any looser it would be in different countries...

http://i.imgur.com/M3yVyx1.jpg?1
Hello Peshkas from hell...

http://i.imgur.com/gL5jH0D.jpg?1
I made his engine smoke...

http://i.imgur.com/gMFZxuJ.jpg?1
...and he returned the favour...

http://i.imgur.com/0kEen3V.jpg?1
Raptor makes short work of the remaining Peshkas

http://i.imgur.com/CHut4pm.jpg?1
While I make my traditional sliding exit from the cockpit...

http://i.imgur.com/Bmjp27w.jpg?1
And Raptor heads for space, via the Earths core...

HunterICX

07-11-14, 03:14 AM

If the formation was any looser it would be in different countries...

If it all fits in a single screenshot I call it well executed formation flight :hmph: :D

however that run with the FW190's....
http://i.imgur.com/PhIIPzF.jpg

totally golfplatzed

Oberon

07-11-14, 05:35 AM

Yeah, I'm going to take a look at the settings in DCG I think, I'm pretty sure Platinum Fox did not just consist of Fw-190s... :nope:

Kapitän Schneider

07-11-14, 05:57 AM

Er...you guys are flying again?:doh:

@Zirran (the Susbim name is too long:O:)
Thanks for the info.:yeah:

My name here is the perfect length. Plus I can't remember how to change it. :P

I should check here more often. Is it still Thursdays flight night? And which pack are you guys on?

HunterICX

07-11-14, 06:01 AM

Nope, but JG5 did mainly use 109's and 190's and was the Fighterwing most active in the Murmansk area during 1942 before moving to southern Norway Late 42 early 43 due increased threat by the Allied Airforces in the area.

@Zirran: So far the flights are on wednesday and thursday night.

Oberon

07-11-14, 06:47 AM

HunterICX

07-11-14, 06:50 AM

I think that has to do more with this...little...fact
http://i.imgur.com/PRFHf3x.jpg

Oberon

07-11-14, 07:43 AM

Well, yes, that doesn't help. But well, it sparked the best bromance of all time:

http://global3.memecdn.com/hitler-and-stalin_o_1257249.jpg

You're welcome. :haha:

HunterICX

07-11-14, 09:50 AM

http://i.imgur.com/dcIiAdJ.jpg

Oberon

07-16-14, 06:41 PM

Mission 8
Protect Salmijarvi airfield

Result:
Took off as normal, and patrolled the area. Widened patrol area on hearing engagement between Finnish and Russian forces. Finally engaged contacts in grid AM16, Pe-3s with I-16 escorts. Oberon blacked out whilst turning to evade what he thought was a contact on his tail (but it turned out to be on Hunters) and then crashed into the ground, Raptor was killed instantly with a head on pass by an I-16, Arclight was shot down and Hunter crashed into the Oleg trees.

http://i.imgur.com/56PerGK.jpg?1
Hunter diving on a Peshka

http://i.imgur.com/l0zfxKh.jpg?1
Before half of his friends return the favour

Mission 9
The same as mission 8 but with more weird waypoints

Outcome
Normal take-off and rapid ascent to 6000m, encountered a Pluskat moment when several flights of Soviet aircraft appeared out of a cloud in front of us. Oberon attacked a Pe-2 but got an I-16 on his tail and then got his tail removed. Arclight managed to RTB safely only to get strafed on the ground, Raptor got his aircraft set on fire by a Peshkas rear gunner, and Hunter managed to hunt down and kill a particularly slippery Peshka before RTBing.

http://i.imgur.com/TwciVRE.jpg?1
Attempting to keep up with Hunter

http://i.imgur.com/hhFuaeQ.jpg?1
Advancing into the sun...yet again...before we turned and then ran straight into the Russian airforce

http://i.imgur.com/HJLm3LQ.jpg?1
Hunter nails his Peshka after a tight weaving battle

Cybermat47

07-16-14, 09:11 PM

Mind if I share this on the IL2 - BoS forum?

HunterICX

07-17-14, 03:18 AM

I don't mind, but it's Oberon our Reichsministerium für Volksaufklärung und Propaganda that's writing our glorious victory reports so better wait for his go ahead :)

Schroeder

07-17-14, 04:08 AM

Guess I'll have to reinstall that bugger after all...
You guys are completely lost without me.:nope:

HunterICX

07-17-14, 04:20 AM

Guess I'll have to reinstall that bugger after all...
You guys are completely lost without me.:nope:

We aren't lost, we are where we are needed to be....bits here, bits there, some in comfy Gulag bunks....

Oberon

07-17-14, 04:52 AM

Sure Cybermat, go ahead. :up:

I might have some moving pictures at some point today too. :yep:

Raptor1

07-17-14, 10:19 AM

Guess I'll have to reinstall that bugger after all...
You guys are completely lost without me.:nope:

Are you implying that we have been any less than completely successful in the destruction of the evil communist hordes?

Arclight

07-17-14, 10:53 AM

We are, of course. When we manage to kill something and/or actually make it back in one piece.

Which at this point seems to be the exception. :hmmm:

Ende.

Oberon

07-17-14, 11:03 AM

Indeed, our domination of the Soviet Air Force is inevitable...just watch:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tDY1Mo88jmY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UUGgWRlTYfg

HunterICX

07-17-14, 11:31 AM

:haha: great stuff, especially part 2 :rotfl2:

Raptor1

07-17-14, 12:30 PM

I see now. It was the infamous Soviet lag cannon which destroyed the Pe-3 Hunter was chasing; they must've been trying to hit him but missed... :hmmm:

Oberon

07-17-14, 01:38 PM

I see now. It was the infamous Soviet lag cannon which destroyed the Pe-3 Hunter was chasing; they must've been trying to hit him but missed... :hmmm:

Um..yeah...about that...

That was me taking a screenshot... :oops:

Oberon

07-21-14, 10:08 PM

Just a heads up, there probably won't be a flight this week, but we'll continue as normal next week.

Thanks all. :up:

Admiral Halsey

07-22-14, 10:31 AM

Darn it! I was so looking forward to the fun that is the Lolwaffles.

HunterICX

07-31-14, 03:36 AM

@Oberon:

Raptor1 performed some scientifically experiments in the names of glorius science after reading that the latest beta version of DCG fixes something called the ''ace'' bug...it seems no matter if they're set on average or rookie in DCG they'll be set to veteran and aces in game.

DCG :hmph:

perhaps upgrade to windows 8..I mean the beta version and see if it the I-16's stop behaving like uberkill bolshevik cyborg space comandos?

Cybermat47

07-31-14, 05:33 AM

I'll just leave this here :shifty:

http://forum.il2sturmovik.com/topic/8435-lolwaffles/

Oberon

07-31-14, 10:23 AM

Raptor1

07-31-14, 02:12 PM

Ah. You said 'cooler', not 'Kola'. Now it makes sense... :doh:

Oberon

07-31-14, 02:39 PM

I make sense?

Bugger!