Happy B-Day Wolferz

[nikimcbee]

Holy crap Batman! Look at all those candles!

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You're almost Sailor Steve old!:o:woot::woot::woot::salute::up:

[soopaman2]

Happy birthday! :woot:

No ancient jokes, no mummy references, or suggestions to cut you open and count the rings and check the rainfall at the turn of the century.

Nope, no old jokes here.:O:

[TarJak]

Happy birthday you old fart. Hope it's a good one.:woot:

[nikimcbee]

Happy birthday! :woot:

No ancient jokes, no mummy references, or suggestions to cut you open and count the rings and check the rainfall at the turn of the century.

Nope, no old jokes here.:O:
So just as a safety precaution, when Wolferz blowz out the candles, make sure you wear this asbestos suit when we sing happy birthday.
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[Wolferz]

I'm only six!:stare:

Decades.:D

Thanks guys.:up:

And to think, I was only 2.5 hours short of being a firecracker.
I was a premature exploder.:haha:

[HunterICX]

Happy Birthday, have a good one :woot:

[u crank]

Happy birthday young fella. You start shavin' yet? :O:

:woot::woot::woot:

[Sailor Steve]

:sign_yeah:

Happy Birthday, laddie! :rock:

[soopaman2]

I'm only six!:stare:

Decades.:D

Thanks guys.:up:

And to think, I was only 2.5 hours short of being a firecracker.
I was a premature exploder.:haha:

Hey at least the "fuse" still works, eh? :O:

Gimme them ribs, you.:up:

[Aktungbby]

:Kaleun_Party::Kaleun_Cheers::Kaleun_Salute:

[Armistead]

To my good friend for many years and many more to come.
Salute on your day....:salute:

[fireftr18]

Holy crap Batman! Look at all those candles!

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You're almost Sailor Steve old!:o:woot::woot::woot::salute::up:

:k_rofl:

Happy birthday friend! And I wish you many more!

:Kaleun_Cheers::Kaleun_Party:

Too bad Wernher isn't around anymore for this momentous occasion. You know he would have deep philosophical statement. :hmmm:

[Wolferz]

:k_rofl:

Happy birthday friend! And I wish you many more!

:Kaleun_Cheers::Kaleun_Party:

Too bad Wernher isn't around anymore for this momentous occasion. You know he would have deep philosophical statement. :hmmm:

About time you showed up...
to save the foundation.:O::D

Everybody had enough beer? yes?

Break out the hoses and attack the fire!

[soopaman2]

About time you showed up...
to save the foundation.:O::D

Everybody had enough beer? yes?

Break out the hoses and attack the fire!

*Hooks hoses to gasoline truck*

*backs away quietly*

Make a wish!:up:

[Wolferz]

*Hooks hoses to gasoline truck*

*backs away quietly*

Make a wish!:up:

If you hook my hose to a gasoline truck, there's going to be trouble.:doh::O::rotfl2:

[vienna]

Happy Birthday, Kid!...

...and welcome to the "Six Decade Club"...

...we hold regular meetings (if we can remember to have them)...er, ah, what was I saying?...and where are my glasses?...


<O>

[Catfish]

Happy Birthday Wolferz ! :sunny:

And to think anyone here is older than me lol :O:

[soopaman2]

Happy Birthday, Kid!...

...and welcome to the "Six Decade Club"...

...we hold regular meetings (if we can remember to have them)...er, ah, what was I saying?...and where are my glasses?...


<O>

I snuck into one of those meetings once, it's a bunch of guys complaining about kids running on thier lawns, and having races to see who can fill up thier colostomy bags faster. I tried to strike up a world cup conversation, but who won the BINGO jackpot last night was more important.

Wheelchair races on Sundays, stay away! All they have to drink is prune juice and the bathroom is always occupied. The hall smells like farts and death, stay away!

Wolferz, get yourself a Harley, and do an LA to NYC trip, pick up lot lizards at truck stops along the way, grow your hair long, and wear a bandana.Get tatoos, and fart in elevators.

LIVE! you are still young!

[Wolferz]

Happy Birthday, Kid!...

...and welcome to the "Six Decade Club"...

...we hold regular meetings (if we can remember to have them)...er, ah, what was I saying?...and where are my glasses?...


<O>
On your face ya old coot.:03:

Happy Birthday Wolferz ! :sunny:

And to think anyone here is older than me lol :O:
You're only as old as you feel.

Why do I feel like Steve?:wah:
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[vienna]

You're only as old as you feel.



Sometimes I feel like a 40 year old...

...but I am more than willing to settle for a couple of 20 year olds...


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[Wolferz]

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[Jimbuna]

Have a great day young'un http://img15.imageshack.us/img15/4302/qag3.gif (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/15/qag3.gif/)

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[Wolferz]

I snuck into one of those meetings once, it's a bunch of guys complaining about kids running on thier lawns, and having races to see who can fill up thier colostomy bags faster. I tried to strike up a world cup conversation, but who won the BINGO jackpot last night was more important.

Wheelchair races on Sundays, stay away! All they have to drink is prune juice and the bathroom is always occupied. The hall smells like farts and death, stay away!

Wolferz, get yourself a Harley, and do an LA to NYC trip, pick up lot lizards at truck stops along the way, grow your hair long, and wear a bandana.Get tatoos, and fart in elevators.

LIVE! you are still young!

Already ticked most of those off my bucket list. :rock:

Have you ever Seeen a lot lizard?:timeout:
Only I used a semi instead of a Harley for the LA to NYC trip. Fewer bugs in my teeth.:D

[soopaman2]

Sometimes I feel like a 40 year old...

...but I am more than willing to settle for a couple of 20 year olds...


<O>


Oooooooh I am 36, that means I get two 18 year olds!


I like your mathematical formula. You oughta submit that as a thesis for a PHD.

The experienced ones will get 3 when split like that, Steve, when he does the split will get at least 10. 30 if he goes by Thailand rules.:timeout:

[Wolferz]

Happy birthday young fella. You start shavin' yet? :O:

:woot::woot::woot:

Yup.:D When I was 33.:salute: But only because Uncle Sam expected me to do it.:03:

[Wolferz]

To my good friend for many years and many more to come.
Salute on your day....:salute:

Are difficult to come by. Some are even more difficult to get rid of.:O:

See? I told you a party in the bilge was a good idea.:up:

[Wolferz]

Happy Birthday, Kid!...

...and welcome to the "Sex Decade Club"...

...we hold regular meetings (if we can remember to have them)...er, ah, what was I saying?...and where are my glasses?...


<O>

Fixed that for ya.

[Aktungbby]

I'm only six!:stare:

Decades.

On your face ya old coot.:03:


You're only as old as you feel.

Why do I feel like Steve?:wah:
http://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb295/Wolferz_2007/Gollum-smeagol-gollum-5995703-779-812-1.jpghttp://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/3/30/Two_Towers-Gollum.jpg Eat more fish, you'll feel better! And actually it's the seventh decade...NOW that's decadence!:har: You're actually venerable!:up:

[Sailor Steve]

Have a great day young'un
He's older than you. :O:

Wolferz, get yourself a Harley, and do an LA to NYC trip...
On a Harley? LA to Vegas will beat you to death and compress your spine. That's a seriously bad idea.

[Wolferz]

Always a pleasure to read the clever musings of such a cunning linguist.:yep:

I thought one could only be decadent if they were filthy rich.

Well, I got the filthy part down pat.:arrgh!:
So, where the hell is the money!?:stare:

[Jimbuna]

He's older than you. :O:




True that...most are on here :smug:

[Wolferz]

He's older than you. :O:

I'm older in every part except his liver... which is measured in dog years...:O:

[mapuc]

HAPPY Birthday

[Armistead]

Are difficult to come by. Some are even more difficult to get rid of.:O:

See? I told you a party in the bilge was a good idea.:up:

I could've been a smartass, but instead, after all these years, I decided to say something nice......and what do I get....INSULTS.

Good luck with your hemorrhoids...

[HW3]

Happy Birthday! :Kaleun_Party:

[Wolferz]

I could've been a smartass, but instead, after all these years, I decided to say something nice......and what do I get....INSULTS.

Good luck with your hemorrhoids...

LOL My bung is fine butt thanks for asking.:up:

Could've been? When were you ever not?:03:
IIRC, you started on me your first day on the Ubi forums and it's been a dog fight ever since. Most enjoyable.:up: Like a colonoscopy or a prostate exam.:o
All terms of endearment I'm sure.:D

We're both too old to pull punches. Next time, go for the nads with your boot.
If you can still kick that high.

:har:

[Aktungbby]

a cunning linguist.

WHA....! I thought I was being a shrewd Semanticist!:O:

[Wolferz]

WHA....! I thought I was being a shrewd Semanticist!:O:

I calls 'em like I sees 'em. bby:yep:

[August]

Happy Birthday! :woot:

[fireftr18]

Are difficult to come by. Some are even more difficult to get rid of.:O:

See? I told you a party in the bilge was a good idea.:up:

Might as well have fun. Even though we were banished to the bilge, no point in being miserable. Lets live it up.
:Kaleun_Cheers:

[Armistead]

Might as well have fun. Even though we were banished to the bilge, no point in being miserable. Lets live it up.
:Kaleun_Cheers:

I'll bring the soap...:D

[Wolferz]

I'll bring the soap...:D

Won't do much good with all those other :subsim: pirates up there flushing the poop deck on top of us.:dead: Here, have a clothes pin and a shower cap. We might as well be comfortable. It adds a whole new meaning to "getting wasted"
:rotfl2:

A really good start to my seventh decade on this lousy ball of rock and water.:D

Gentlemen, I :salute: you with humble gratitude.
Best birthday ever:yeah::woot:

[Armistead]

Won't do much good with all those other :subsim: pirates up there flushing the poop deck on top of us.:dead: Here, have a clothes pin and a shower cap. We might as well be comfortable. It adds a whole new meaning to "getting wasted"
:rotfl2:

A really good start to my seventh decade on this lousy ball of rock and water.:D

Gentlemen, I :salute: you with humble gratitude.
Best birthday ever:yeah::woot:

To think we were once glorious sub skippers, feared on the seas, telling glorious stories of our patrols, our women and dumb executive officers..

Now look what we've become, reduced to posting in GT and a life in the bilge. I guess as long as we're together.....and God bless Wern wherever he is...

[Jimbuna]

To think we were once glorious sub skippers, feared on the seas, telling glorious stories of our patrols, our women and dumb executive officers..

Now look what we've become, reduced to posting in GT and a life in the bilge. I guess as long as we're together.....and God bless Wern wherever he is...

Just stick to your oars and try to conserve as much of your energy as possibble...I may decide to go water skiing soon http://imgcash3.imageshack.us/img144/8633/whip1ul9.gif

[Wolferz]

To think we were once glorious sub skippers, feared on the seas, telling glorious stories of our patrols, our women and dumb executive officers..

Now look what we've become, reduced to posting in GT and a life in the bilge. I guess as long as we're together.....and God bless Wern wherever he is...

Quiet, you want Socko to show up?:timeout:

Wern is probably too busy trying to impress his new neighbors. A fools errand in these parts.:doh: But, God bless him just the same.:salute:

Alas dear friends and the rest of you too,
We close out my birthday with another celebration. The birth of a nation...
Happy birthday 'Murica!.

[Armistead]

Quiet, you want Socko to show up?:timeout:

Wern is probably too busy trying to impress his new neighbors. A fools errand in these parts.:doh: But, God bless him just the same.:salute:

Alas dear friends and the rest of you too,
We close out my birthday with another celebration. The birth of a nation...
Happy birthday 'Murica!.

I think he just got tired of you, deleted all his SS and left without a word...If I ever decide to leave, if I don't have the heart or care to tell you bye, I'll at least tell you to "kiss my ass."

[Wolferz]

I think he just got tired of you, deleted all his SS and left without a word...If I ever decide to leave, if I don't have the heart or care to tell you bye, I'll at least tell you to "kiss my ass."

I don't know about you but, there wasn't any bromance going on there, pal.:hmmm: I like the vagina as a whole.:D
As for why he left without a word is beyond me.:06:

Oh, and I won't kiss a donkey even if it's yours.:03:

I sincerely hope nothing has happened to the old boy.

[nikimcbee]

Jeebus, don't make me order a copy of Dr. Phil's book and send it to you two., cuz L'll do it.

[Armistead]

Jeebus, don't make me order a copy of Dr. Phil's book and send it to you two., cuz L'll do it.

Is he the old fat retard that likes to embarrass people on TV pretending to help people, while exploiting for his own gain?

:D

Send me a copy...

[nikimcbee]

Is he the old fat retard that likes to embarrass people on TV pretending to help people, while exploiting for his own gain?

:D

Send me a copy...
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[Wolferz]

I don't care if it did leave more room for his brains, I never trust a man with no hair.:hmmm:

In reality, there are three sides to every story...


The right side.
The wrong side.
The truth.

[Armistead]

I don't care if it did leave more room for his brains, I never trust a man with no hair.:hmmm:

In reality, there are three sides to every story...


The right side.
The wrong side.
The truth.


4. her side

[Wolferz]

4. her side
See item #2.

[swamprat69er]

Belated Happy Birthday, Wolferz! :woot::woot:

[nikimcbee]

4. her side

:haha:

[Wolferz]

Belated Happy Birthday, Wolferz! :woot::woot:

Where were you? Haulin Armisteads' herd of Donkeys?

You missed a great bilge party.:D

No worries for your late arrival. I'll belated for my own funeral.:smug:
Just as well. Armistead will probably urinate in my urn and change my name on the marker to Mud.:dead:

[swamprat69er]

Where were you? Haulin Armisteads' herd of Donkeys?

Haulin' what comes out the end real close to the tail.

[Wolferz]

Haulin' what comes out the end real close to the tail.

Road apples?
No, not the kind you make pie with. Unless it's for Armistead.:O:

[swamprat69er]

Yup, now mix a lot of p in with them and that is what I haul, more or less. (I don't think anyone on here would understand or know the uses for it if I did give you the technical name for the stuff.)

[Wolferz]

Yup, now mix a lot of p in with them and that is what I haul, more or less. (I don't think anyone on here would understand or know the uses for it if I did give you the technical name for the stuff.)

Probably a filler for Mickey D's burgers.:Kaleun_Sick:
They need something to offset the sawdust and worms.:har:

[Armistead]

We haven't had a meeting in quite sometime. I can't even find the last meeting minutes....So....

I'm thinking we need some color in the bilge to liven it up, pinks, purples?

The damn water slug issue still hasn't been dealt with.....

Are we sure that strange rash on fire's...er, ah....isn't contagious?

We could also use a new coffee pot.

[Wolferz]

We haven't had a meeting in quite sometime. I can't even find the last meeting minutes....So....

I'm thinking we need some color in the bilge to liven it up, pinks, purples?

The damn water slug issue still hasn't been dealt with.....

Are we sure that strange rash on fire's...er, ah....isn't contagious?

We could also use a new coffee pot.

I think we just let it die the death of a rag doll because I really don't wish to be associated with Ubisoft any more than needed and it ain't needed.

Forget the paint.
Start paying on your back dues and we can get a coffee pot, an exterminator and some jock itch cream for you know who, which will nix any chance of a new bar and beer taps. Prioritize brother.

[Armistead]

I think we just let it die the death of a rag doll because I really don't wish to be associated with Ubisoft any more than needed and it ain't needed.

Forget the paint.
Start paying on your back dues and we can get a coffee pot, an exterminator and some jock itch cream for you know who, which will nix any chance of a new bar and beer taps. Prioritize brother.

Yea, I found the last minutes in a sewer pipe, not only stained, but seems several games of tic tac toe played on them.

We do need a working coffee pot, mixed with the other smells, it seemed to tone down the smell.

Anyway, I'm collecting all the slugs and gonna sell em for fish bait to the men up above...

[Wolferz]

The after party is over
here----> http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/showthread.php?t=214375

They need the banquet hall for a bar mitzvah.