Actor - Eddie Murphy Dies In Snowboard Accident (False)

[Rockstar]

Developing!...

Actor Eddie Murphy is reported to have died shortly after a snowboard accident earlier today - June 25, 2014. ...

http://eddie.murphy.mediafetcher.com/news/top_stories/actor_skiing.php





Bring out 'cha dead! <CLANG>

[Wolferz]

Trees are hell.:huh:
Just ask Sonny Bono and now Eddie Murphy.

[HunterICX]

Fake

/thread

[AndyJWest]

Yup, fake:

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[Cybermat47]

Why are you posting all these death notice threads that are either out of date or flat-out fake? It's really annoying at best, insensitive at worst.

[Tango589]

What a lot of toss.

[Oberon]

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[Platapus]

Why are you posting all these death notice threads that are either out of date or flat-out fake? It's really annoying at best, insensitive at worst.

People just don't want to take the time to do the simplest research these days.:nope:

Pretty sure that if Eddie Murphy actually died, there would be some mention on.. oh.. I don't know... news sites perhaps?

[vienna]

This just in:

Rockstar dies in posting accident...


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[Bilge_Rat]

snowboard? june 25TH? What mountain is still open?

The date should be the first clue.

[Sailor Steve]

snowboard? june 25TH? What mountain is still open?

The date should be the first clue.
Not where I live. We've had below-average snow for the past three seasons, but three years ago at this time the snow was deep and the skiing was great.
http://www.nytimes.com/2011/06/11/sports/skiing/whats-to-be-done-with-15-feet-of-snow-in-june-utah-knows.html?_r=0

[Jimbuna]

This just in:

Rockstar dies in posting accident...


<O>

A fitting punishment :)

[STEED]

Boring...........

[Rockstar]

A fitting punishment :)

I'm not dead yet!

http://poemsprayersandponderings.files.wordpress.com/2011/08/im-not-dead-yet.jpeg

[soopaman2]

I'm not dead yet!

http://poemsprayersandponderings.files.wordpress.com/2011/08/im-not-dead-yet.jpeg

You never saw the Sixth Sense?

You were dead the whole time.:03:

[vienna]

I'm not dead yet!



You must be: I read it in a post on a forum on the Internet; those are never wrong...


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[Rockstar]

I feel happy, I feel happy

[Dread Knot]

I feel happy, I feel happy

You'll never see an obituary for old Monty Python bits. They live on and on and on....

[CCIP]

Rockstar is actually Bruce Willis? :hmm2:

[soopaman2]

Rockstar is actually Bruce Willis? :hmm2:

You got it.

But dead Bruce Willis, like a ghost, but for some inexplicable reason he can use a physical keyboard still.

Rockstar is kinda scaring me, the more I think about it and try to make sense of it.....
:o:o

Maybe he is a zombie? How can a ghost type?

[Sailor Steve]

I feel happy, I feel happy
Welcome to the realm of the viably-challenged. :sunny:

[Wolferz]

Like...
Willie Nelson was killed in a traffic accident today.
He was playing on the road again.:arrgh!:

[soopaman2]

*facepalm*
:O:

[Armistead]

RIP Eddie....Your career was dead anyway...

[nikimcbee]

You're moving onto my turf. If there's any silly posts around here, you need to pay the Boston Mafia for rights and protection.

It would be a shame if your post count or avatar would "have an accident.":hmmm:
http://media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com/236x/b5/2d/cf/b52dcfdbcc37d9a8e3d580c8fb1ad560.jpg

[nikimcbee]

RIP Eddie....Your career was dead anyway...

http://cdnimg.visualizeus.com/thumbs/8c/2a/sad-8c2a07b9c3d84c3a05ca4de7cf417464_h.jpg

Wut? Everybody loves Donkey.

[vienna]

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[nikimcbee]

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<O>

Bonus if your offer involves BBQ.

[soopaman2]

Bonus if your offer involves BBQ.

Ok, heres the offer BBQ pork fat (my cat ate the chops)
200$ prize....Slash that, I had to pay a vet bill for the trichinosis the cat got from the raw pork.

Well a handshake from me, I'll even refrain from scratching my manbags for an hour before.

Sounds a touch on the unappealing side. To the unrefined at least.

How about I just give you a bottle of Sweet Baby Rays BBQ sauce and call it a day?

Unless you prefer the "handshake":yep:

[Gargamel]

snowboard? june 25TH? What mountain is still open?

The date should be the first clue.

We do have this place called.... the southern hemisphere?

[Wolferz]

We do have this place called.... the southern hemisphere?
Most large mountains and even volcanos have snow on them year round.:know:
But I'd never try to snowboard off of Everest.:stare:

[vienna]

A Japanese skier actually made a ski run down Mt. Everest and it was filmed for a documentary. The only full version of the film I could find is a Polish dubbed posting on YouTube:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LP1Wjm_cCwI

The actual ski run starts at 1:13:30 into the film...

I wonder if he was on the "bunny slope"?...


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[nikimcbee]

Most large mountains and even volcanos have snow on them year round.:know:
But I'd never try to snowboard off of Everest.:stare:

Well, lookie here, we have Mr. Geography.

In Mother Russia, Mt. Everest snowboards you.

[Wolferz]

Nor is his career. He's currently filming another installment of Beverly Hills Cop in Michigan.:)

http://movies.msn.com/movies/article.aspx?news=874997&ocid=ansent11