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nikimcbee
06-18-14, 09:31 AM
New funny caption thread.

http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/02942/Kim_Jong_Un_submar_2942993c.jpg
Quick, somebody get more quarters for the ride.


http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/02942/Kim_JOng-Un_2942995b.jpg

The McDonalds is that way!

http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/02943/jong-submarine-1_2943419c.jpg
So this is GWX?

nikimcbee
06-18-14, 09:39 AM
http://images.smh.com.au/2013/12/05/4982296/trv-art-Kim-Jon-Un-20131205122047180446-620x349.jpg

Yes, it's true. I will out post the Buna by sunset.

Dread Knot
06-18-14, 09:49 AM
Kim is just positioning himself as the new spokesman for Subway. Move over Jared.

http://s2.quickmeme.com/img/6f/6ff1878080c0cf852f7bf93ad929bb9bcde4f942e52be2f344 d482882f6066de.jpg

http://www.freakingnews.com/pictures/109500/Subway-Spokesman-Jared-Worth-15-Million--109605.jpg

STEED
06-18-14, 11:08 AM
I was reading a few days ago that little prick had ago at the NK weather forecasters for telling lies. :har:

TorpX
06-18-14, 09:11 PM
Kim or Kimigula...

It's amazing nobody has assassinated him yet.

CCIP
06-18-14, 10:35 PM
Kim or Kimigula...

It's amazing nobody has assassinated him yet.


How so?

There's not exactly much difference between Kim Jr. and Kim Jr. Jr. - in fact from all I've seen, his father was still the more eccentric one :hmmm:

Cybermat47
06-18-14, 10:43 PM
Kim or Kimigula...

It's amazing nobody has assassinated him yet.


I have existed from the morning of the world, and I shall exist until the last nuke falls on Washington. Although I have taken the form of Jongunus Kimigula, I am all fat dictators as I am no fat dictator, and so, I am a laughing stock!

Oberon
06-19-14, 05:52 AM
http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/02942/Kim_Jong_Un_submar_2942993c.jpg

"When I said I wanted a sub, I meant the sandwich you idiots!"

HunterICX
06-19-14, 05:56 AM
Photo clearly taken at the Dutch coast during the North Korean invasion of the Netherlands.
http://i.imgur.com/MOpqNSL.jpg

Jimbuna
06-19-14, 06:08 AM
http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/02942/Kim_Jong_Un_submar_2942993c.jpg

The BOSS nappy is full to overflowing...where's the poop deck again?

Schroeder
06-19-14, 08:05 AM
Photo clearly taken at the Dutch coast during the North Korean invasion of the Netherlands.
http://i.imgur.com/MOpqNSL.jpg
If it only were so.:hmph:
Though that would still not get me rid of you...:-?

:O:

nikimcbee
06-19-14, 02:22 PM
http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/02942/Kim_Jong_Un_submar_2942993c.jpg
A little help guys, I'm stuck. Guys? Guys? Little help here. Guys? Guys?
Somebody fetch me some Vaseline!

vienna
06-19-14, 02:25 PM
http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/02942/Kim_Jong_Un_submar_2942993c.jpg

"Who's going to be the brave guy to tell Kim when the lookout said "Port, ho!", it means look left?"


<O>

Sailor Steve
06-19-14, 03:45 PM
Shouldn't that be "ur" oceans and "ur" battlships?

I may hate improper English, but I support it where warranted. :O:

nikimcbee
06-19-14, 03:52 PM
Shouldn't that be "ur" oceans and "ur" battlships?

I may hate improper English, but I support it where warranted. :O:

First, you forgot your picture of the Leader!
http://blurbrain.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/north-korean-soldier.jpg

Here's an example:
http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--uqapSRpH--/17iw1qnthgmsajpg.jpg
Steve smashes McBee, with the blessing of the Leader,
For not posting in lolcat speak.

Jimbuna
06-20-14, 04:38 AM
http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/02942/Kim_Jong_Un_submar_2942993c.jpg

Is that Radio Disney? I'd like to make a record request for my mentally challenged boss.

vienna
06-20-14, 12:18 PM
http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/02942/Kim_Jong_Un_submar_2942993c.jpg

"No...no..I can't talk to you right now...'you-know-who' is up here and he might hear me..."...


<O>

Tango589
06-20-14, 02:02 PM
http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/02942/Kim_Jong_Un_submar_2942993c.jpg

"Yeah, I know honey, he really does think that dumb haircut looks something special."

Jimbuna
06-21-14, 06:55 AM
http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/02942/Kim_Jong_Un_submar_2942993c.jpg
If those candy bars haven't been delivered by the time we reach port there will be all hell to pay.

nikimcbee
06-21-14, 12:07 PM
http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/02942/Kim_JOng-Un_2942995b.jpg
Sadly, when they dove 10 minutes later, they forgot to roll up the windows.