Some very literal Soviet accident prevention posters.

[Kptlt. Neuerburg]

I was looking around on Retonaut and found these. WARNING SOME POSTERS ARE GRAPHIC IN NATURE!!

http://www.retronaut.com/2011/03/soviet-accident-prevention-posters/

[Feuer Frei!]

What the blazers:

http://i0.wp.com/www.retronaut.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/Hair.jpg?resize=350%2C518

[Kptlt. Neuerburg]

That makes about as much since as this! A Disney war bond:doh:.
http://imageshack.com/a/img843/3882/8ez6u.jpg

[AndyJWest]

!
http://i958.photobucket.com/albums/ae65/ajv00987k/Cops_zpsb46b7b18.jpg

[Kptlt. Neuerburg]

Here's one for Jim, Spitfire beer!! http://www.retronaut.com/2014/05/spitfire-beer/

[Dmitry Markov]

Kptlt. Hellmut Neuerburg, thanks for sharing! Those posters are priceless these days.
According to "Fight Club", I suppose if they were American posters - the accident victims would be painted smiling :)

[Jimbuna]

Here's one for Jim, Spitfire beer!! http://www.retronaut.com/2014/05/spitfire-beer/

http://img826.imageshack.us/img826/4051/xbur.gif (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/826/xbur.gif/)

[Jimbuna]

Just found another....gotta disagree if that bottle is full of wine or spirits :)

http://s9.postimg.org/c6n2nnrjz/image.jpg (http://postimage.org/)

[Catfish]

That makes about as much since as this! A Disney war bond:doh:.
http://imageshack.com/a/img843/3882/8ez6u.jpg


:rotfl2::rotfl2:

[Rhodes]

"Don’t walk on fish!" Loved this one!
http://www.retronaut.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/Don%E2%80%99t-walk-on-fish.jpg

[Oberon]

A fan is a friend of labor. Let it work forever

Tempted to print this one out and put it up at work...although with the amount of Eastern Europeans who work where I do...the joke might not get across... :hmmm:

[Kptlt. Neuerburg]

I wonder if Jim ran any of these mugs in? http://www.retronaut.com/2012/08/newcastle-mugshots-1930s/

Holy frigging laser beams (I know there not but they sure look like it)!!! http://www.retronaut.com/2013/06/night-time-vietnam-war/

[CCIP]

These are great :D

Check some of the other links for poster series at the bottom of that page - they're all also fantastic in their own right!

[Kptlt. Neuerburg]

A couple more.

Old School Top Gear!
http://imageshack.com/a/img838/1766/zoc6.jpg
http://imagizer.imageshack.us/v2/1024x768q90/834/yi4h.jpg
It's all fun and games until someone finds outs it's loaded..the hard way:doh:.
http://imageshack.com/a/img835/1508/y8ur.jpg

[Dmitry Markov]

Just found another....gotta disagree if that bottle is full of wine or spirits :)

http://s9.postimg.org/c6n2nnrjz/image.jpg (http://postimage.org/)

Actually, the label on the bottle says it's an ACID ;-)

[Betonov]

Actually, the label on the bottle says it's an ACID ;-)

Kislot, slovene kislina.
I'll never get around how similar the languages are :03:

[vienna]

After seeing those posters, one is left with the impression either the Soviets were exceedingly accident prone or were impervious to obvious thought patterns...

Oh, wait, the second may explain Putin...


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[Betonov]

It's called a typical Slavic stubbornness in the face of physical laws and higher powers. :03:

[Dmitry Markov]

Kislot, slovene kislina.
I'll never get around how similar the languages are :03:

Actually "KISLOTA" - a letter "A" is hidden behind a guy's back :-)

In Russian it's also a feminine gender noun ;-)

[Oberon]

It's called a typical Slavic stubbornness in the face of physical laws and higher powers. :03:

Or, if at first you don't succeed, hit it with a hammer until you do. :rock:

[vienna]

“If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. No use being a damn fool about it.”


W. C. Fields



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[Stealhead]

Actually, the label on the bottle says it's an ACID ;-)


I was thinking kind of self explanatory even if you can not read Cyrillic that it must be something that you do not want touching your body.

I like this one based on my expert skills at translating Russian it says "Nice trip see you next fall"
http://img411.imageshack.us/img411/1972/funnysovietworksafetypo.jpg

[HunterICX]

It's called a typical Slavic stubbornness in the face of physical laws and higher powers. :03:

Just do, don't think, it'll hurt less.

[TarJak]

Mind you the yanks were almost as obvious with some of their health and safety posters:
http://media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/9a/06/5f/9a065f46749c4e26c481c31bedb00009.jpg

http://media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/e0/03/5c/e0035c8a8c60130151297b0caca062d1.jpg

http://media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/f7/45/df/f745df85f8d8d792f5365132806189c7.jpg

[Jimbuna]

Actually, the label on the bottle says it's an ACID ;-)

Then a toast to your good health sir :)

[Dmitry Markov]

I was thinking kind of self explanatory even if you can not read Cyrillic that it must be something that you do not want touching your body.

I like this one based on my expert skills at translating Russian it says "Nice trip see you next fall"
http://img411.imageshack.us/img411/1972/funnysovietworksafetypo.jpg

I've got You of course ;-) Your variant is better than original one: "Faulty gangways are dangerous ! " ))

[Jimbuna]

Or "Try not to drop the package next time" :)