Help me please

[Kaptlt.Endrass]

This has probably never been even thought about on ANY forum at all but I really need help on this and since a lot of people here are older than me, well, you can probably give some advice. Here goes....


How would/have you asked a girl out. Family's not helping me and I seriously doubt Wikipedia could give good advice in the first place. If it helps at all, I am in high school and responses would be seriously appreciated as I've got no clue on what to do.

[fireftr18]

First word of advice. Don't ask a guy advice on women. There is no male on Earth, no matter how old, that knows anything about women.
Personally, I just got lucky.
Seriously, all women are different and need to be approached differently. Even the same girl needs to be approached differently at different times. Be yourself, be nice/polite, just say hi and start talking to her. If you hit it off, then you'll be able to figure it out. Good luck. :salute:

[swamprat69er]

I got lucky a time or two myself.

firefighter gives good advice....

[GoldenRivet]

What he said

[Kaptlt.Endrass]

Thanks guys. Just kind of got jumpy. First time doing this. I appreciate the help.

[Admiral Halsey]

Be yourself and whatever you do DON'T use a bad pick up line EVER!

[Oberon]

It varies from girl to girl, and you'll never know for sure. Basically just be yourself and if it's meant to be, it'll be. :yep:

[Mittelwaechter]

Men should have learned at least one or two facts about women meanwhile, I guess.
Being yourself depends on how you are being yourself. A well-groomed appearance and some civilized manners will definitely do some favour.
Girls prefer your clean hands and short fingernails. Treating yourself well leaves the impression you may treat others well too.

Give a true smile and see what happens. Her bodylanguage will be quite revealing. If she smiles back openly, turns her body towards you, tries to re-establish eye contact, if she tries to look good for you, feel encouraged to contact her. Be honest.
<<I'm happy you smiled back and I'm pretty exited/nervous right now. I'm "Engelbert". >>

Trust your impression.
If she rolles her eyes and turns away, deal with it and go on.
A good many other mommies have nice and pretty daughters as well.

The next Mrs. Right is around any corner. First come, first served.

[HunterICX]

Nothing in the universe is harder to figure out then women :)
so as everyone said be yourself, patient and you'll be fine.

:D


:)


:-?


really don't do anything silly like I did!
I cleaned out horsedung from a stable and other chores at the ranch on my only day off to get that fine cowgirl I fancied to go out for a drink and I am able to tell you that in the end I just shoveled a lot of crap :dead:

[Betonov]

OK, here's my advice. But AFTER she agrees to go out with you


She starts talking about her problems with men/ex/current.... RUN, you're friendzoned

She spends all her time texting, despite listening to you and talking to you... RUN, you're friendzoned

She just mentions the word you and friend in one sentence.... RUN, you're friendzoned

She's a little to comfortable in your company... RUN, you're friendzoned

She invites other people.... RUN, you're friendzoned


And friendzone is not some stepping stone to a viable and stable relation. That only happens in the movies.
A friendzone is a psychological and financial ruin. It will drain you of your sanity, your money, you'll spend your nights wondering WHY instead of sleeping and you'll spend your time going after a woman that has decided she wants nothing to do with you instead of finding someone that will be with you.

Trust me, if she wants to be friends, RUN AWAY !!!!!!!
I speak from 10 years of experience and guess who's single for 10 years now :03:

And friends with benefits ???
Forget it. If you're hot enough to get a friend with benefits, you wouldn't be seeking advice here

[Jimbuna]

Just be your natural self and if you both feel comfortable in each others company, nature will take its course.

[STEED]

Don't try to work out or understand the female mind you will never crack it, trust me I know this for a fact for the last 36 years as I'm a woman and still don't get it.

^There you have it men, that came from a woman I worked with years ago.

Life is a on going process of learning up to the day you check out.

[u crank]

Do.

Be polite. Pay attention. Relax. Try to make her laugh. Pay for everything.

Don't.

Talk about yourself unless asked. Look at other girls when talking to her. :O:

Best of luck Kaptlt.Endrass.:salute:

[kranz]

lol, you just pay and the job is done.

oh wait, that's not the type of girl you were asking.

but seriously now, don't ask her no matter what. you'll invest money and time, devote yourself and she'll dump you anyway.

[AVGWarhawk]

Just be your natural self and if you both feel comfortable in each others company, nature will take its course.

Good advise. Also, be prepared for rejection. It sucks but it happens. I have been told no more times than a puppy licking an electrical socket. Oddly enough when a girl does say yes and dating begins it seems in a second you are a hot commodity and other girls become interested in you. But Jim is right, simply be you.

[TarJak]

Stop hanging about, man up and ask her out. The worst she can say is no. Big deal. There are others who will say yes at some point. Be choosy though about the ones you ask and the ones you say yes to when they ask.

If she knows who you are then just ask what she's doing on the date in question and then if she's washing her hair or something forget it and go find someone else.

If she doesn't know you then simply go up to her, say " Hi I'm whatever your name is" and ask her how she''s going. keep the conversation going by asking simply thing like what sort of movies or books she likes etc. Most people love talking about themselves so give her the opportunity. If she's interested, she'll most likely return the compliment.

Be honest etc, but above all don't cry about someone saying no if they aren't attracted to you. It happens, it will happen a bit and sometime you'll find one you is attracted to you and you'll wonder what all the fuss was about.

[Tango589]

Just be your natural self and if you both feel comfortable in each others company, nature will take its course.

This is all well and good, unless your natural self is appalling. If this is the case, try and knock some of the rough edges off first. Some women like a challenge...:up:

[TarJak]

This is all well and good, unless your natural self is appalling. If this is the case, try and knock some of the rough edges off first. Some women like a challenge...:up:

Rough edges? Jim? I don't see any rough edges...
http://i198.photobucket.com/albums/aa54/TarJak/Subsim%20Meet%202008/Subsim2008064.jpg

[Jimbuna]

Whose that small skinny guy in the background? :)

[Wolferz]

Try to get her to talk about her favorite subject... "her":D

Meeting girls isn't that hard. A group of my fellow soldiers used the following tactic when we paid a visit to the Edmonton mall. Each of them bought a bunch of flowers and proceeded to give them to random girls in the mall. When quizzed as to why, the response was always " because you're beautiful and you deserve it." Conversation ensued.:yep:

[TarJak]

Whose that small skinny guy in the background? :)
Dunno but he kept turning up at the same pubs as us:
http://i198.photobucket.com/albums/aa54/TarJak/Subsim%20Meet%202008/Subsim2008058.jpg

Found the rough edges!
http://i198.photobucket.com/albums/aa54/TarJak/Subsim%20Meet%202008/IMG_0498.jpg

[Tango589]

If I can offer one bit of dating advice, it would be:

Avoid doing this (http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/showpost.php?p=2190617&postcount=18).

:nope:

[Mittelwaechter]

He hasn't even talked to her and all the gramps aboard start to tell tales from their wars.

A good relationship is a constantly balanced compromise.
Both parts should know each other's expectations and discuss them peacefully.
Demand to do whatever you're able to back up, to justify honestly and grant this to your partner as well. Trustworthyness is key, so provide what you expect.
Honesty and loyality, keeping due respect for each other, common goals, any kind of fun inside and outside the bedroom, quality time spent together as time for oneself, some occasional distance, respect your partners friends and parents, something unexpected every week/month - a nice surprise, some romance , some dancing, a deep conversation, unexpected help/support/a hug, a true affirmation expressing happiness over your relationship, honest interest in your partner, a twinkle and a whistle every once in a while - you name it - and your love will grow.
It started with a smile? So smile when meeting your partner.

Truly this is hard work. But if you refuse to do it, you may live in hell.

Don't pay for everything and expect the right to look at whatever you're interested in.
Just lookin' - no touchin'.

[Wolferz]

He hasn't even talked to her and all the gramps aboard start to tell tales from their wars.

A good relationship is a constantly balanced compromise.
Both parts should know each other's expectations and discuss them peacefully.
Demand to do whatever you're able to back up, to justify honestly and grant this to your partner as well. Trustworthyness is key, so provide what you expect.
Honesty and loyality, keeping due respect for each other, common goals, any kind of fun inside and outside the bedroom, quality time spent together as time for oneself, some occasional distance, respect your partners friends and parents, something unexpected every week/month - a nice surprise, some romance , some dancing, a deep conversation, unexpected help/support/a hug, a true affirmation expressing happiness over your relationship, honest interest in your partner, a twinkle and a whistle every once in a while - you name it - and your love will grow.
It started with a smile? So smile when meeting your partner.

Truly this is hard work. But if you refuse to do it, you may live in hell.

Don't pay for everything and expect the right to look at whatever you're interested in.
Just lookin' - no touchin'.

Good advice.:up:
The real secret to a lasting relationship can be described in two words....

"Yes Dear"

[TarJak]

My motto for a happy life is to always have a happy wife.:yep:

[Jimbuna]

My motto for a happy life is to always have a happy wife.:yep:

Almost impossible at times but true nonetheless.

[TarJak]

Almost impossible at times
Refer to Wolferz post #23

[u crank]

...and expect the right to look at whatever you're interested in.
Just lookin' - no touchin'.

If a girl you're trying to befriend/date sees you looking at other girls while talking to her, your chances of success decrease rapidly towards zero. Guaranteed.:yep:

[Mittelwaechter]

My motto for a happy life is to always have a happy wife.:yep:

:up: Level: EXPERT!


If a girl you're trying to befriend/date sees you looking at other girls while talking to her, your chances of success decrease rapidly towards zero. Guaranteed.:yep:

Of course. And it's absolutely justified. But after the obligatory 12 weeks of amorously flush you should follow my advice and start to talk about Dos and Don'ts. Eliminate future potential conflicts betimes.
Tell her she has no reason to doubt you, under no circumstances - and act accordingly. If she lacks self-confidence you will have to lend a hand and work on it. Tell her she's the one you want to be with, no matter what pretty girl comes into view. Tell her she's the one and show her she's the one. In presence of the relevant subject.
If she's still jealous, explain what jealousy means. There are only two valid conditions:
a) there is no reason for jealousy, because you are trustworthy. So to be jealous is stupid and poisens the relationship.
b) there is reason for jealousy, because you betray her. In this case one should end the relationship consequently. No partner has the right to hurt the other one. Respect and self-respect are damaged.

[Armistead]

My son has just started dating and girls are really confusing him. Prepare for heartache...seriously. Just know you'll fall in and out of love, get your heart broken and probably break a few. Love does hurt, but only one of two things can happen starting at the first date, you either breakup or you get married. So try to keep dating and love in perspective, chances are you aren't gonna marry soon.

Find a time where you're more relaxed to ask her out. When you see that time, don't think about it....just do it.

[Red October1984]

This has probably never been even thought about on ANY forum at all but I really need help on this and since a lot of people here are older than me, well, you can probably give some advice. Here goes....


How would/have you asked a girl out. Family's not helping me and I seriously doubt Wikipedia could give good advice in the first place. If it helps at all, I am in high school and responses would be seriously appreciated as I've got no clue on what to do.

You sound like you're my age. :) Try me.

Prepare for heartache...seriously.

Don't think about it....just do it.

These two things from this post > most other things i've heard people say.

[Aktungbby]

Asking for help in this field is like asking to be a moderator at :subsim: You will not B 1! In the Sea of Love, every man is 'Asea' and must 'learn the ropes' for himself. As in the famous episode on the Mayflower: "Learn to speak for yourself John Alden" There are many fine monasteries 'out thar' and 'twill save you time, aggravation and money-the 'sinews of war'-especially 'twixt the sexes'! Accept no 'sage' advice from this band of Brigands on the subject! Actually Tarjak is right -'just ask the lass-no won't kill ya'...just make sure she doesn't bite first...My Bride of 33 years- Echidna:O: http://img2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20120407044816/greekmythology/images/2/20/Echidna.jpg (http://img2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20120407044816/greekmythology/images/2/20/Echidna.jpg)

[Wolferz]

Quick!
Somebody get the Hydra spanners for Aktungbby before he gets petrified into igneous rock for the pigeons to poop on:O:

[Aktungbby]

Quick!
Somebody get the Hydra spanners for Aktungbby before he gets petrified into igneous rock for the pigeons to poop on:O:

Close! those are her kids: Cerebus, Scylla and Medusa; not unlike some of the inlaws just going on holiday visits: brings out my inner 'Hero sindrome':O:Good ol' Perseus with Medusa's head! Still looks a little 'stoned' to me!:/\\!!http://www.bluffton.edu/~sullivanm/lanzi/head2.jpg

[Wolferz]

It's all Greek to me.:rock:

[Aviv]

Another tip when asking her:
DON'T say "are you free to hang out on Tuesday at 8pm" because she can just say no and you won't have an easy opening to ask her again without seeming too desperate. Instead, ask her when she's free to hang out. It's much more open she can only say a time, rather than just "no". If she lets you know a time she's free then you can say "great! can I get your number to arrange it?" And then you've got a date and her number. Remember to smile, be honest and relax.

Another tip is don't seem TOO interested. Even if she's the best girl in the world, try to keep a bit of distance, especially at first. Some girls get scared by that stuff. Let her know you like her, but not how much you like her. Don't get too attached too quickly either, and never underestimate the tricks and games girls can play.

But then even other girls don't understand girls so don't trust me on this haha.

Just go for it, you only regret the things you don't do! You'll never have as many girls around you as you do in school, it only gets harder the older you get!

[Kaptlt.Endrass]

Thank you all again. The plan is to ask on Tuesday and I'll let you know how it turns out. Thanks.

[Red October1984]

Even other girls don't understand girls so don't trust me on this haha.

Just go for it, you only regret the things you don't do! You'll never have as many girls around you as you do in school, it only gets harder the older you get!

Most awesome girl I ever met.....too spineless to turn me down in person. Obviously lied to me several times just to avoid me...

Never did anything wrong either.... Always made me mad.

I don't know why anybody even tries to understand any of this.

[Kaptlt.Endrass]

We try because a) We are lonely, b) We're hopeless, c) we don't know how to cook, or d) all of the above. Personally, I'm doing this because I honestly like her.

[Red October1984]

We try because a) We are lonely, b) We're hopeless, c) we don't know how to cook, or d) all of the above. Personally, I'm doing this because I honestly like her.

:up:

Fair enough. I was in your exact position a year ago. Now, i'm just "a cranky old man in a teenager's body" so I have been described. I gave up on the girl I liked a while back. There was no point in even trying anymore.

For a bit of background on this next thing....I work at a grocery store where there's a lot of people my age employed there. It's in another town...so it's not just people I know.

A friend of mine who I work with (the girl I went to prom with and that's another story altogether) told me that one of her friends from work really really liked me and that she was "too shy" to come up and talk to me.

I couldn't stop laughing. It was honestly, like, the most hilariously ironic thing ever for me.

I've never met this girl once....right now she's just a name and a phone number... :hmmm:

[Jimbuna]

Thank you all again. The plan is to ask on Tuesday and I'll let you know how it turns out. Thanks.

I'll give you a little tip I received from my late father almost half a century ago but like so many others tried never to adhere to....KEEP IT IN YOUR TROUSERS :know:

[STEED]

To follow up on jim...

Let the old chap out and before you know it you got a bun in the oven.

[Betonov]

https://rayoffreakingsunshine.files.wordpress.com/2012/05/mash-sidney-freedman-quote.jpg

[STEED]

^:har::har:

[Wolferz]

Sage advice from one of my favorite uncles...

"Don't fall in love your first trip across home plate":arrgh!:

I would tell you about the tactic a friend of mine always used but decorum prohibits.

[Onkel Neal]

So, really all you do is start a conversation with her. If she seems interested in talking with you and the conversation is coming along smoothly, just say, "Hey, would you like to have dinner with me tonight?"

Always "tonight", then it's either yes or no, and you can avoid that period of waiting the days until the date.

Very important: if she says "no", or something that means "no, not really", be sure NOT to appear hurt--tilt your head down for a moment, raise it with a polite smile and tell her, "Ah, well, maybe next time." Don't let it hurt your feelings, either it will work out later or not.

And if she says "yes" and goes out with you, that doesn't mean she will fall in love and go out with you again.

Ok, now don't ask me for any advice on staying married, I never really got the hang of that. :88)

[Jimbuna]

Ok, now don't ask me for any advice on staying married, I never really got the hang of that. :88)

ROFLMAO :har:

Best advice in this thread by a country mile :D:sunny:

[Aktungbby]

I'll give you a little tip I received from my late father almost half a century ago but like so many others tried never to adhere to....KEEP IT IN YOUR TROUSERS :know:
Jeez! A "Freudian slip" there! you'll give the lad a complex before he's fairly started on his quest!:k_confused:
So, really all you do is start a conversation with her.
Ok, now don't ask me for any advice on staying married, I never really got the hang of that. :88):k_rofl::Kaleun_Salute::Kaleun_Crying:http://www.cartoonstock.com/lowres/death-hang-hung-hangman-hangman_s_noose-hangings-ggm070108l.jpg

[Kaptlt.Endrass]

Well, I'll let you know that her father just happens to be part of the local undercover sheriff's force, so I really have no choice but to keep it there. Never planned on it in the first place, though.

[Tango589]

Her father just happens to be part of the local undercover sheriff's force...

http://i298.photobucket.com/albums/mm260/tango589/dumdumdummm.gif

[Jimbuna]

Well, I'll let you know that her father just happens to be part of the local undercover sheriff's force, so I really have no choice but to keep it there. Never planned on it in the first place, though.

Best be careful then, wouldn't want anything like this to happen :)

http://s14.postimg.org/unpw7lmhd/image.gif (http://postimage.org/)

[Wolferz]

Just out of curiosity...
How old are you and more importantly how old is she?:huh:

[Jimbuna]

Just out of curiosity...
How old are you and more importantly how old is she?:huh:

I presume you as an American can work it out quite closely I am in high school

[Red October1984]

Best be careful then, wouldn't want anything like this to happen :)


http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-gMVO64rZkAw/Ua78JTEGe6I/AAAAAAAAGmE/UPNd7mfOto8/s1600/blazing-saddles-655.jpg

[Wolferz]

I presume you as an American can work it out quite closely

So, between the ages of 13 and 21?:O:

[swamprat69er]

So, between the ages of 13 and 21?:O:

8 years to get through 5 years of HS?

[Onkel Neal]

Ah, high school. Best 7 years of my life.:cool:

[swamprat69er]

I did 2.25 years and hated every minute of it.

[Red October1984]

Ah, high school. Best 7 years of my life.:cool:

Heh. Nice to know it only gets worse. :O:

I did 2.25 years and hated every minute of it.

Now there's a more realistic insight. :)

[Kaptlt.Endrass]

I'm 14 and she's 15 (late birthday for me). And it only takes 4 years to het through high school stateside. Four long, arduous, painful, I-need-to-do-my-homework-or-else-I-get-kicked-out-of-a-top-ten-college-prep-school years.

And yes to all smart arises out there. I prefer NOT to run off into the sunset with a cop shooting everything he's got at me.

Pop on over to the joke thread. I'm putting up plenty of French/Taliban jokes.

[Betonov]

But then again, the more daddy wants to shoot you, the more she'll like you :)

[Kaptlt.Endrass]

Is that supposed to make me feel better? Thanks.:06:

[TarJak]

Well in some ways at the age you and she are at,your relationship with him could be more important than your relationship with her.

[Betonov]

I'm not here to make you feel better, I'm here as the ghost of st. Valentines past. Bringing warnings of doom from the seventh circle of dating hell.

:)

[HunterICX]

I guess someone has to do it :O:

[les green01]

two of the wildist are preachers and cop daughters and if she invites you into her room and its on the second story make sure their a balcony by the window case you have to get out in a hurry cause the fall hurts and you wont be able to run as fast:oops:

[Tango589]

What I imagine her dad will be like when you first meet him:

http://i289.photobucket.com/albums/ll215/FORGERSHAMMER/gunnery-sergeant-hartman-pointing.jpg

[fireftr18]

and he should be.
I would just to be a smart arse. :D

[Jimbuna]

It might be a good idea to wear one of these on your first visit :):03:

http://s14.postimg.org/arouuz1pd/image.jpg (http://postimage.org/)

[Wolferz]

I would give you advice but I don't want to be blamed for leading a young gent down the garden path to...
You'll find out soon enough or sooner than you want to.:huh:
:yep:
Just remember, most women are :doh:nutz.
Take a close look at your target's mother as a future reference of what you'll be getting yourself into.:dead:

[Aktungbby]

two of the wildist are preachers and cop daughters and if she invites you into her room and its on the second story make sure their a balcony by the window case you have to get out in a hurry cause the fall hurts and you wont be able to run as fast:oops:

:agree::sign_yeah:Do not remove shoes or boots or garments at any time!; keep belt loosely cinched at all times; Find similar fenestration(windows-make sure you fit) beforehand and practice, practice, practice beating hasty retreats; Have swift steed (saddled (tight-cinched here buddy!) pinto or mom's station-wagon) awaiting below window! Her Daddy may be an experienced SWAT officer- good at bursting into a room; you must be better at exiting the room lest you be "swatted"; Speaking as an armed girl-dad myself: He will probably be merciful; he's gotta marry her off sometime and this is just a dry run-and he probably appreciates your courage in dating a cop's daughter-having been there himself...we all have!:03: Make sure all old forgotten remote-baby-monitors are turned off in room!:huh: Don't end up like this poor Romeo: Remember there ARE firearms in the house! http://www.foxnews.com/us/2014/03/13/houston-dad-fatally-shoots-teen-inside-daughters-room-report-says/ (http://www.foxnews.com/us/2014/03/13/houston-dad-fatally-shoots-teen-inside-daughters-room-report-says/) Treat the whole business like your first :subsim: attack: the convoy is in sight; the eels are loaded; careful calculations are made(can I afford this date?) THERE ARE ESCORTS! How deep can I dive to prevent "guilding the Lily";:D Strangely: remember you are the "hunted-not the hunter-SWMBO IS!!:doh:" HAVE FUN YOUNG MAN- between the gas, food and flowers- you're keeping the economy going!:salute:A little theme music: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RXOfYw22A8U (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RXOfYw22A8U)

[Wolferz]

"Is like taking a dump. Most of the time everything moves fine on its own but, sometimes it needs a steamy wet push."

~Eric Cartman

[Tango589]

:agree::sign_yeah:Do not remove shoes or boots or garments at any time!; keep belt loosely cinched at all times; Find similar fenestration(windows-make sure you fit) beforehand and practice, practice, practice beating hasty retreats; Have swift steed (saddled (tight-cinched here buddy!) pinto or mom's station-wagon) awaiting below window! Her Daddy may be an experienced SWAT officer- good at bursting into a room; you must be better at exiting the room lest you be "swatted"; Speaking as an armed girl-dad myself: He will probably be merciful; he's gotta marry her off sometime and this is just a dry run-and he probably appreciates your courage in dating a cop's daughter-having been there himself...we all have!:03: Make sure all old forgotten remote-baby-monitors are turned off in room!:huh: Don't end up like this poor Romeo: Remember there ARE firearms in the house! http://www.foxnews.com/us/2014/03/13/houston-dad-fatally-shoots-teen-inside-daughters-room-report-says/ (http://www.foxnews.com/us/2014/03/13/houston-dad-fatally-shoots-teen-inside-daughters-room-report-says/) Treat the whole business like your first :subsim: attack: the convoy is in sight; the eels are loaded; careful calculations are made(can I afford this date?) THERE ARE ESCORTS! How deep can I dive to prevent "guilding the Lily";:D Strangely: remember you are the "hunted-not the hunter-SWMBO IS!!:doh:" HAVE FUN YOUNG MAN- between the gas, food and flowers- you're keeping the economy going!:salute:A little theme music: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RXOfYw22A8U (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RXOfYw22A8U)
The finest guide to first-dating I've ever seen!!:har:

[Mittelwaechter]

http://abload.de/img/getyourswagon5bkks.jpg

[Tango589]

Goddam it, I could have done with that video when I was starting out!!:yep:

[Kaptlt.Endrass]

I will say this. My own father has a plethora of firearms that he shares with my mother. The first time that my sister brought a boyfriend home, he pulled out a twenty gauge shotgun shell and a Sharpie, and told him to write his name on that shell.

On a different note, she was sadly not at school today and I will have to try again tomorrow. I'll need to be quick too. It's finals review week.

[Red October1984]

I'm not here to make you feel better, I'm here as the ghost of st. Valentines past. Bringing warnings of doom from the seventh circle of dating hell.

:)

:rotfl2: I'd steal that but I can't really when I don't have as much experience as you do

*Get Your Swag On*

Dude, this right here just made my day. That is the funniest thing ever. I just might try that just because. :rotfl2:

I will say this. My own father has a plethora of firearms that he shares with my mother. The first time that my sister brought a boyfriend home, he pulled out a twenty gauge shotgun shell and a Sharpie, and told him to write his name on that shell.

*throws shell at the boy*

"It's a lot quicker after 10 PM" :)

Friend of mine had a prom picture with his girlfriend....Her dad had a 12 Ga. ready to go.

On a different note, she was sadly not at school today and I will have to try again tomorrow. I'll need to be quick too. It's finals review week.

How big is your school? If it's anything like mine, you'll have tons of chances. I have 8 people in my class.

You just can't chicken out... You have to make chances. Because you're going to tell yourself that "oh, i can do it later"

I did that....and then I wrecked a car 5 minutes later....so there may not be a later. :03:

[TarJak]

With each of my 3 daughter's boyfriends I advise them to be careful to not do anything to my girl that they wouldn't want me to do to them. ;)

[swamprat69er]

When I was going with the wife (my girlfriend) her Dad had a 12 guage and threatened to use it on me IF she 'had' to get married. There will be no shotgun weddings here sonny. There weren't. I took her cherry after we got married.

[Kaptlt.Endrass]

My school is about a 150 person public school, right down the street from the 1000 kid dirty, possibly MRSA infected high school in the area.

[Red October1984]

My school is about a 150 person public school, right down the street from the 1000 kid dirty, possibly MRSA infected high school in the area.

I think we have like 178 or something....but only 68 are high schoolers.

[Jimbuna]

With each of my 3 daughter's boyfriends I advise them to be careful to not do anything to my girl that they wouldn't want me to do to them. ;)

I've used that one on one occasion....she's only had the one boyfriend :)

[Kaptlt.Endrass]

The gods of bad luck have come again. With the fires all over and horrible breathing conditions, the school district is saying no to classes and therefore, you can't ask someone you cant talk to.

[Mittelwaechter]

Per aspera ad astra

[Red October1984]

The gods of bad luck have come again. With the fires all over and horrible breathing conditions, the school district is saying no to classes and therefore, you can't ask someone you cant talk to.

Soooooo....since you live in a small town with a small school....is there not any other time you see her at all? :hmmm:

[Jimbuna]

Absence makes the heart grow fonder.

[Kaptlt.Endrass]

Soooooo....since you live in a small town with a small school....is there not any other time you see her at all? :hmmm:

It's a small, town, but look up Ramona on Google maps.

https://www.google.com/maps/@33.0448537,-116.8554074,13z

It's just small by CA standards, and I don't have any ways to contact her. So if I see her, it will be a fleeting glance or a quick talk.

[TarJak]

You could try learning semaphore. http://youtu.be/kqiUGjghlzU

[Red October1984]

It's a small, town, but look up Ramona on Google maps. It's just small by CA standards, and I don't have any ways to contact her. So if I see her, it will be a fleeting glance or a quick talk.

Quick talks are long enough. :03:

[Mittelwaechter]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OCxuBWBbubI


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