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Jimbuna
04-23-14, 06:45 AM
http://s24.postimg.org/v9753rzud/image.jpg (http://postimage.org/)

Sailor Steve
04-23-14, 07:37 AM
I'll have to keep my dragon locked up and safe for the day. :O:

Jimbuna
04-24-14, 06:05 AM
Aye, the dragon slayer is looking for some sport :03:

TarJak
04-24-14, 06:29 AM
My team is St George and they play tomorrow. Looking forward to some roasted rooster. http://www.nrl.com/dragons-v-roosters-preview/tabid/10874/newsid/77847/default.aspx

http://whatsoninwollongong.com.au/application/assets/uploads/events//copy_of_copy_of_copy_of_copy_of_copy_of_copy_of_co py_of_copy_of_copy_of_copy_of_copy_of_st_george_la rge.jpg

Aktungbby
04-24-14, 11:26 AM
Aye, the dragon slayer is looking for some sport :03:
BRING IT ON BBY: Unless yer GANDU is DRAGGIN"(ECHIDNA-the MOTHER OF CERBERUS The three Headed dog of HADES and SCYLLA) Always check out mom first!:o:D
http://www.mythicalcreatureslist.com/images/gallery/image177.jpg

Sailor Steve
04-24-14, 11:29 AM
An old favorite:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oUdFLyNCeI4

Aktungbby
04-24-14, 07:45 PM
^Likewise as to time warp!1949-1952 I still remember them from the TV in '54-'55 reruns:Dhttp://home.earthlink.net/~copcomco/CrusaderRabbit2.jpeg

STEED
04-26-14, 08:02 AM
It came and went and most people didn't give a....

Rather pointless I say, if its not going to be a bank holiday then what is the point of it.

Jimbuna
04-26-14, 10:09 AM
It came and went and most people didn't give a....

Rather pointless I say, if its not going to be a bank holiday then what is the point of it.

Would you prefer a national EU Day? :)

STEED
04-26-14, 10:33 AM
Would you prefer a national EU Day? :)

Your joking! :huh:

Or national bank day where you get ripped off big time and have to kiss the bankers arse.

Mr Quatro
04-26-14, 10:43 AM
But who was George? Each year, according to a familiar legend, a swamp-dwelling dragon threatened to poison a nearby village unless a youth, chosen by lot, was given him to eat. By and by, the lot fell to the daughter of the king. Walking toward the swamp, she was intercepted by George. “Fear not,” he said, “I will help you in the name of Christ.” When the dragon emerged, George made the sign of the cross and plunged his lance into the beast.

Years later, in 1189, when English troops under Richard Coeur de Lion went forth in the Crusades, they went under the protection of St. George.
In truth, our knowledge of George is slight.

He was evidently born into a noble family in Cappadocia and martyred during the Great Persecution of Emperor Diocletian, reportedly on April 23, c. 304.

One version says George was tied to a cross where his skin was scraped with iron combs. But it is his fabled tryst with the dragon for which he is best remembered in the hearts—and in the art—of medieval Christians.

And after all perhaps he did, in a sense, slay the dragon.

Morgan, R. J. (1997). On this day: 365 amazing and inspiring stories

STEED
04-26-14, 10:50 AM
But who was George

A transvestite from outer space who came to the UK to probe many bottoms. Only now do we have a picture of him..

http://blogs.telegraph.co.uk/news/files/2012/07/os_1515955c.jpg

Last seen making big money on his ponzi scam.

Skybird
04-26-14, 11:06 AM
Reptiles and pubescent juveniles stinging them - pfffft, whats new... You all need a day to celebrate the bird in the sky! :smug: :D

That would finally reveal the deeper meaning of this old German prayer that goes like this:

Lieber Gott, mach mich fromm,
daß ich in den Himmel komm.

:D :woot:

Betonov
04-26-14, 11:12 AM
But who was George? Each year, according to a familiar legend, a swamp-dwelling dragon threatened to poison a nearby village unless a youth, chosen by lot, was given him to eat. By and by, the lot fell to the daughter of the king.

So no help came until the daughter of a ruler was in danger :nope:

STEED
04-26-14, 11:15 AM
Like you sig Skybird had me in stitches. :har::har::har::har::har:

Jimbuna
04-26-14, 11:41 AM
A transvestite from outer space who came to the UK to probe many bottoms. Only now do we have a picture of him..



Last seen making big money on his ponzi scam.

http://blogs.telegraph.co.uk/news/files/2012/07/os_1515955c.jpg
"Your next on my list STEED"

STEED
04-26-14, 11:46 AM
I don't buy ponzi scams...

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_cuLnKaQieHM/SwVS4m6CXeI/AAAAAAAABkw/1lD0AS3SdFw/s1600/Huge_smiley_with_tongue_out.gif

Jimbuna
04-26-14, 11:51 AM
http://s10.postimg.org/4zmmf9byx/image.jpg (http://postimage.org/)
"For probing"

STEED
04-26-14, 11:58 AM
http://www.wired.com/wp-content/uploads/blogs/geekdad/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/Paul_finger2.jpg

Jimbuna
04-26-14, 12:02 PM
Must be the afterwards shot...his finger was white earlier :O:

STEED
04-26-14, 12:06 PM
That was his plastic finger, BossMark bit off his real finger. :har:

Jimbuna
04-27-14, 05:57 AM
LOL :)

Platapus
04-27-14, 07:03 PM
A good time for an oldie but a goodie

Saint George and the Dragonet.

Audio

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oUdFLyNCeI4



the text version

http://freberg.westnet.com/text/st_george.html

Stan Freberg. :yeah:

Sailor Steve
04-27-14, 08:22 PM
AHEM. :O:

(Post #6)

Platapus
04-28-14, 05:35 PM
AHEM. :O:

(Post #6)

That's the risk you take when you just post a link with no text that describes it. :O::O: