The worst movie, EVER!

[Cybermat47]

I, like many people here, can be very tolerant of other people's opinions, like if it's right to use lethal force to protect your property, if God is real, or what mods we prefer.

But if anybody defends this movie, I will hunt them. I will find them. And I will kill them.

It's not The Room. That movie was funny.

It's not Birdemic. That movie was also funny, and had good messages about global warming and war, even if they were so blatant and poorly executed that you laughed your ass off at them.

It's not Caligula. That movie was as historically accurate as pornos featuring Peter O'Toole can get.

Yes. The movie is... **** *****.

Here is a review of it: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lf85ZaAfixM

And if you dare risk your sanity by actually WATCHING **** *****... well, here you go: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4APrSSvvK2g

EDIT: Oh my God, the automatic censoring software on the forum censored the movie's name! That's how bad it is :wah:

[Paulebaer1979]

- U571 (http://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/U-571): I left the cinema and ordered my money back because of some bad mistakes in the movie in the first 10 minutes - and i got my money back.

- Uboat (http://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/U-Boat): I only watched the trailer, found many mistakes inside and decided that i would never ever watch that movie.

[Cybermat47]

- U571 (http://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/U-571): I left the cinema and ordered my money back because of some bad mistakes in the movie in the first 10 minutes - and i got my money back.


Congrats on getting your money back :woot:

But at least U-571 was pretty to look at most of the time. Unlike the movie I talked about in the first post. I don't even want to name that travesty.

[Paulebaer1979]

Congrats on getting your money back :woot:
Thanks. I was lucky in this moment.

But at least U-571 was pretty to look at most of the time. Unlike the movie I talked about in the first post. I don't even want to name that travesty.

There i disagree. The movie is bad because of some great mistakes:

- German mechanics can´t repair the diesel engines (and they were trained on it). American guy makes two handmoves and both engines are running - not beliveable.

- German crew told that the batteries are fully empty. The "new" crew dived and went on full speed for 10 or more minutes - where does the power come from?

- The "new" crew is able to launch a torpedo submerged and it hits the target. Could be luck, but a torpedotubesystem isn´t as easy to handle as a coffee maschine - even for a crew trained on other subs.

- Later in the movie they fight against a destroyer. This ship is built up on a hull from a (harbour) tug.

In my opinion the movie shows a false picture: germans are silly/stupid and unable to do everything and US-guys can do everything and win. Not all germans are silly, stupid and bad and this is also right for all other nations. There always good guys and bad guys in every nation.

Edit: I have seen the movie later with some guy of my crew at DVD (and got angry about the mistakes inside).

[Jimbuna]

- U571 (http://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/U-571): I left the cinema and ordered my money back because of some bad mistakes in the movie in the first 10 minutes - and i got my money back.

- Uboat (http://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/U-Boat): I only watched the trailer, found many mistakes inside and decided that i would never ever watch that movie.

Try watching Operation Petticoat.

[Sailor Steve]

It was more limited, but we had a similar thread a while back.
http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/showthread.php?t=195539&highlight=worst+movie+ever

[Sailor Steve]

There i disagree. The movie is bad because of some great mistakes:
Harvey Keitel shouts "Dive" and rings the klaxon three times.

Still, that's bad history, not bad filmmaking. There are some truly awful movies out there. Plan 9 From Outer Space is commonly considered the worst movie ever. It's so bad it's actually worth seeing once just for the unintentional laughs.

[ETR3(SS)]

There i disagree. The movie is bad because of some great mistakes:

- German mechanics can´t repair the diesel engines (and they were trained on it). American guy makes two handmoves and both engines are running - not beliveable.

- German crew told that the batteries are fully empty. The "new" crew dived and went on full speed for 10 or more minutes - where does the power come from?

- The "new" crew is able to launch a torpedo submerged and it hits the target. Could be luck, but a torpedotubesystem isn´t as easy to handle as a coffee maschine - even for a crew trained on other subs.

- Later in the movie they fight against a destroyer. This ship is built up on a hull from a (harbour) tug.

In my opinion the movie shows a false picture: germans are silly/stupid and unable to do everything and US-guys can do everything and win. Not all germans are silly, stupid and bad and this is also right for all other nations. There always good guys and bad guys in every nation.

Edit: I have seen the movie later with some guy of my crew at DVD (and got angry about the mistakes inside).Unfortunately this is a pretty common occurrence in film making over here. Americans are always portrayed as superior as compared to Germans, Russians, or even Canadians. Believe me when I say I feel your pain brother. Ever watched Crimson Tide? :doh:

[vanjast]

Attack of the Killer Tomatoes :wah:

[Betonov]

Ever watched Crimson Tide? :doh:

Don't get me started.
That talk about Lipizaner horses, Spain or Portugal :nope:
They're from Lipica, Slovenia. That's why they're called Lipizaner horses :/\\!!

[Flamebatter90]

Attack of the Killer Tomatoes :wah:

Wait 'til you see Killer Condom (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0116791/)...

[STEED]

No such thing as the worst film ever as most films now are bloody awful brain dead rubbish and they are on the increase.

[Armistead]

I couldn't even get through 30 secs of the review, wouldn't attempt to watch the movie.

Maybe we should shoot you for posting links to crap, even if to warn us..

[Catfish]

Oh and "by the way" does anyone notice this advertisement bull before EVERY video on YouTube (=GOOGLE)

I am a bit concerned, this and the very latest advertisements in the radio and TV here in Germany are going to make me HATE CAPITALISM.

This kind of warfare against customers is not fun.
BUGGER OFF with your advertisment SH ..... !!!!!!!!!!! :nope::nope::nope:



Oh, the film.
Not as bad as this time-stealing brazenness of "advertisements" i think.

[Paulebaer1979]

Try watching Operation Petticoat.

This is a pastiche and i like it.

Oh and "by the way" does anyone notice this advertisement bull before EVERY video on YouTube (=GOOGLE)

I am a bit concerned, this and the very latest advertisements in the radio and TV here in Germany are going to make me HATE CAPITALISM.

This kind of warfare against customers is not fun.
BUGGER OFF with your advertisment SH ..... !!!!!!!!!!! :nope::nope::nope:

For this reason my Firefox includes *******Edge, NoScript, Ghostery and CookieKiller. All scripts from google, facebook, twitter and other exspecially advertising servers are blocked. This makes the web nice and fast to load.

Edit: Why does the forum delete A d B l o c k and replace it with stars?

[Admiral Halsey]

Oh and "by the way" does anyone notice this advertisement bull before EVERY video on YouTube (=GOOGLE)

I am a bit concerned, this and the very latest advertisements in the radio and TV here in Germany are going to make me HATE CAPITALISM.

This kind of warfare against customers is not fun.
BUGGER OFF with your advertisment SH ..... !!!!!!!!!!! :nope::nope::nope:



Oh, the film.
Not as bad as this time-stealing brazenness of "advertisements" i think.

The advertisements only play before videos of youtubers that want to be payed for creating them. That's one reason why I don't use any add-block service since almost every Youtuber I watch gets a fair portion of their income from YouTube.

[Wolferz]

Well, Catfish,
Unless you wish to pay for a YouTube subscription to cover the cost of bandwidth to stream this stuff to your rig, then yes you'll have to endure an ad or two.:)

[Oberon]

I've seen worse, but that was pretty cringingly bad, in one of those positions where it's too bad to actually be good, some films can be so bad that they're good, if only for the laughs, but some movies don't even have that. :nope:

In regards to submarine movies, the one thing...actually, make that two things that get me in nearly every sub movie is the submarine 'pinging' whenever it passes the camera (only submarines with a death wish do that, unless you count the HF sonar for ice maneuvering but that's only used under the ice. :nope:
Secondly, and much more common is the Sonar/RADAR bug, in which the Sonar display is actually a radar, Crimson Tide, Hostile Waters, so so so so many films, TV programs, cartoons and comics have featured this and it digs at me every single time. The Hunt for Red October got it right, but I can't think of many others that have. :wah:

Still, if you want psychological damage, I can only pass on a recommendation I received from the king of terrible films, HunterICX, and that's 'Funky Forest', it's Japanese, which should tell you a lot of what you need to know, and although I haven't managed to see the whole film, the clips on youtube that I have seen...

http://diablo.incgamers.com/gallery/data/500/cannot-be-unseen.jpg

[Dan D]

Oh and "by the way" does anyone notice this advertisement bull before EVERY video on YouTube (=GOOGLE)

I am a bit concerned, this and the very latest advertisements in the radio and TV here in Germany are going to make me HATE CAPITALISM.

This kind of warfare against customers is not fun.
BUGGER OFF with your advertisment SH ..... !!!!!!!!!!! :nope::nope::nope:



Oh, the film.
Not as bad as this time-stealing brazenness of "advertisements" i think.


@Catfish

Look, here:

EDEKA Supergeil (feat. Friedrich Liechtenstein) (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jxVcgDMBU94)

[mapuc]

Regarding advertisement/commercial on TV

I have removed those TV-channel that use these to interrupted a program or movie.

I'm tired of it. I have nothing against advertisement, when it comes before or after, but not between.


Markus

[Nippelspanner]

...But if anybody defends this movie, I will hunt them. I will find them. And I will kill them.

...

It's not Birdemic.
You defend Birdemic and dare to threaten other peoples lives?

Seppuku! Now! :stare:

[Cybermat47]

You defend Birdemic and dare to threaten other peoples lives?

Seppuku! Now! :stare:

Awww...

Wait... I deleted the Shogun II: Total War demo so I could download Alice: The Madness Returns... so I can't commit seppuku! :)

[Garion]

Try watching Operation Petticoat.

I like Operation Petticoat it's got a shooge big Pink Submarine in it and If I remember correctly they sink a truck :arrgh!:

Now Submarine Seahawk... <shivver>
Cheers

Gary

[Jimbuna]

I like Operation Petticoat it's got a shooge big Pink Submarine in it and If I remember correctly they sink a truck :arrgh!:

Now Submarine Seahawk... <shivver>
Cheers

Gary

Thank heaven for small mercies...I thought you were going to make reference to Braveheart :O:

[Garion]

Try watching Operation Petticoat.

Thank heaven for small mercies...I thought you were going to make reference to Braveheart :O:

Pfft

Bravefart, bigger load of tosh and less historically accurate than.... well....... the 'The Film That Shall Not Be Named'.:arrgh!:

Cheers

gary

[Jimbuna]

Pfft

Bravefart, bigger load of tosh and less historically accurate than.... well....... the 'The Film That Shall Not Be Named'.:arrgh!:

Cheers

gary

LOL rgr that Gary :sunny:

[nikimcbee]

Watchout everybody, be careful what you wish for... If you invoke the spirit of Midge.

Just sayin...:dead: